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(AFP) Asinine 1. Join South Korean army. 2. Get so stressed out you go bald. 3. Demand government compensation. 4. Profit, big time   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 27
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denmeister 2008-02-24 04:38:45 PM  
He think that's stressful? He should try being on the line with thousands of North Koreans and Chinese coming at him, like my dad did.

 
corbell 2008-02-24 04:43:36 PM  
denmeister: That's weird, my dad just complained about a lack of pineapples at the O-club. (Viet-nam)

 
ArkAngel 2008-02-24 04:47:58 PM  
corbell: That's weird, my dad just complained about a lack of pineapples at the O-club. (Viet-nam)

My Dad only wished that they could have ridden the log ride

 
Time Traveler 2008-02-24 04:47:59 PM  
I commanded an infantry platoon in Korean (1952/53) The South Korean army were a bunch of pussies then and it looks like they still are!!

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-02-24 04:51:09 PM  
Can you sue if the Navy made you ghey

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-02-24 04:51:28 PM  
Time Traveler: I commanded an infantry platoon in Korean (1952/53) The South Korean army were a bunch of pussies then and it looks like they still are!!

These guys beg to differ.

images.usatoday.com

 
Flopsy 2008-02-24 04:51:51 PM  
Time Traveler: I commanded an infantry platoon in Korean (1952/53) The South Korean army were a bunch of pussies then and it looks like they still are!!

Was their safety guaranteed? Didn't think so.

 
Enemabag Jones 2008-02-24 04:56:57 PM  
South Korean military joins you. Are you male? are you of age? You have to serve time in the military.

/Yes I am sure there are exceptions.

 
mark12A 2008-02-24 05:06:20 PM  
Koreans can be nasti. They tend to have a fairly wide arrogant streak.

They were pretty vicious in Vietnam, tended to destroy whole villages that pissed them off. I'm sure life in the Korean Army must be pretty abusive.

 
Betenoreus 2008-02-24 05:07:56 PM  
ha, that's like a teenage girl suing her middle school for causing her acne...

good on him though, to pull off a crock of a lawsuit like that...I feel a sense of American pride for our Korean friends

 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2008-02-24 05:08:20 PM  
I dated a Korean chick once, and she was the best lay I've ever had.

/I'm telling everyone

 
Sonnuvah 2008-02-24 05:11:44 PM  
They're really stretching it with the file photo.

 
TX-Law 2008-02-24 05:13:03 PM  
Most prevalent disease in the US Navy: chronic boredom.

Pretty sure you can't sue for it.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-02-24 05:14:45 PM  
ArkAngel: corbell: That's weird, my dad just complained about a lack of pineapples at the O-club. (Viet-nam)

My Dad only wished that they could have ridden the log ride


At least they had a log ride, all we had was a stupid dinosaur water adventure ride.
I think Danforth wanted it most of all...

drjekel_mrhyde: Can you sue if the Navy made you ghey

That's like suing a club for turning you into a raver.
/That analogy sounded better in my head

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2008-02-24 05:17:50 PM  
NotWithoutAsswelts: I dated a Korean chick once, and she was the best lay I've ever had.

/I'm telling everyone


It's from all the practice. I spent a year in Korea and am pretty convinced that every woman in the country was a hooker.

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-02-24 05:29:44 PM  

 
Betenoreus 2008-02-24 05:31:36 PM  
MIguy: NotWithoutAsswelts: I dated a Korean chick once, and she was the best lay I've ever had.

/I'm telling everyone

It's from all the practice. I spent a year in Korea and am pretty convinced that every woman in the country was a hooker.


well, yeah, either that or it's because they have tight vaginas to accomodate their men

 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2008-02-24 05:31:55 PM  
It's from all the practice. I spent a year in Korea and am pretty convinced that every woman in the country was a hooker.

They know their way around a dick, that's for sure.

 
dark chocolate 2008-02-24 06:00:38 PM  
did any one else notice how the picture was not of the south korean man, but of a model?

"A bald model displays an outfit at a fashion show."

/lame

 
onetorr 2008-02-24 06:16:01 PM  
NotWithoutAsswelts, MIguy, Betenoreus:

Your comments are rife with ethnocentric racism, sexism and ignorance. I realize arguing over the internet is pointless and I don't know anything about your intelligence other than what was reflected in your comments, but that's pretty pathetic.

South Korean men don't have small penises, even if you subscribe to that racist-stereotype, that's just asinine. If you need to put down an entire race of men to lift your own egos that speaks volumes about your insecurities.

I guess the only way some people can get a hard on and be able have sex with a woman is to imagine their penises being bigger than another man's based solely on race-while at the same time imagining the woman their having sex with is a prostitute...wow, that's just messed up dude.

I realize that what I'm saying won't probably be taken seriously, because this is Fark.com afterall, and if someone is going to believe the stereotype about Asian men as gospel truth, and pull out "statistical studies and information garnered from google" that are neither statistically accurate nor bulletproof to justify the racist-stereotype...well, I can't change that. So go ahead, cuz it's just the internet and Fark.com for god's sake.

And Korean Marines/Soldiers have a very good record. Ask any American veteran and current US Marine/Army personnel stationed in South Korea and they'll tell you.

Also, there's a youtube about South Korean Soldiers/Marines:

Link (new window)

 
roryman 2008-02-24 06:19:38 PM  
content.answers.com

/fish

 
NitneLiun 2008-02-24 06:36:42 PM  
They aren't all hookers but they are taught that their primary function in life is to please their men, sexually and otherwise. And yes, they do know their way around a big American penis as well as a small Asian one.

 
pvd021 2008-02-24 06:54:35 PM  
Now he can have nicer Headspins.

//Too Obscure?

 
24_hour_delay 2008-02-24 07:30:51 PM  
I spent a year in South Korea stationed at camp Casey, I had a KATUSA for a roommate for awhile and spent some time training with a ROC artillery unit. I have to say that ROC soldiers are pretty limp wristed in general but they do try hard and life for them is kinda bleak compared to US soldiers.

/I miss the drinky girls in TDC:)

 
evildick 2008-02-24 08:23:18 PM  
24_hour_delay: I spent a year in South Korea stationed at camp Casey, I had a KATUSA for a roommate for awhile and spent some time training with a ROC artillery unit. I have to say that ROC soldiers are pretty limp wristed in general but they do try hard and life for them is kinda bleak compared to US soldiers.

/I miss the drinky girls in TDC:)


Man, it's been forever since I thought about going downrange....

;-)

/112nd Signal 92-93

 
radiofreewill [TotalFark] 2008-02-25 12:12:03 AM  
mark12A: Koreans can be nasti. They tend to have a fairly wide arrogant streak.

A Korean once bit my sister. No realli! She was Karving her initials on the Korean with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge - her brother in law - an Oslo dentist...

/we are sorry for the fault in this post. the farker responsible has been sacked.

 
Bagelox-99 2008-02-25 04:24:09 AM  
Korean trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

 
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