BIG FARKING ERECT PENIS MA!

Who isn't angry about the penis?

Farked already :(

Farked penis?

Alright, seriously... Enough with the ". Penis." headlines already.

What a great tattoo this will make.

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Just slap a couple of swedish meatballs onto the Lion's crotch and call it a day. Sheese.

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I read that has "Swedes are hungry about the penis"

There can't be a lot going on in Sweden if the top national news story is "Marc Jacobs plagiarized my dad's scarf"

Man, this is going to take some of the steam out of burning villages AND gang raping the women. I guess we could just burn the villages a little extra.

proflux
Alright, seriously... Enough with the ". Penis." headlines already.

I agree, lets have some more vag stories.

Women who suffer from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

nevermind.

Wow, subby, way to use my headline and the exact same article minutes after I submitted it.

Stay classy.

Poor emasculated lions.

The Emporer wears no clothes. Sheep.

Actually they're angry about the lack of penis.

They want to cut off WHAT?!?!

Another cock and bull, er lion story...

I'll take a Swedish penis.....

Mmmmmmmmmmm Swedish penii *drools*

Battlegroup will reconsider its position and re-erect the lion's member on its insignia.

That's not very subtle.

Flashman73: I read that has "Swedes are hungry about the penis"

Well, those Swedish girls in pornos...

/Obligatory.

Never mind that. On the same site: Gender equity hits below the belt for Swedish patients (new window)

*grin*

bargled: Wow, subby, way to use my headline and the exact same article minutes after I submitted it.

Stay classy.

A) Not your headline, my headline, and better.

B) Sucks to be you.

C) Greenlight!

//subby

proflux: Alright, seriously... Enough with the ". Penis." headlines already.

Do we need a separate thread to get them out of our system?

It was as if an occult hand had grabbed the penis and removed it from the lion's pelvis. Penis

the penis, like the stepchild, should often be beaten furiously

bargled

Your headline sucked which in this case makes it better.
Penis.

Turning over in his grave.

Complete misuse of the penis "suffix".

SWEDED!!!!!!

/go see Gondry's new flick, "Be Kind Rewind"

I realize that Sweden is probably the most PC country on the planet, but dayyum!

This is my rifle this is my gun...

According to my roommate, who is reading the Wikipedia page on heraldry, an erect penis on an insignia is called a "pizzle."

/The more you know.

For those who are a bit confused about the whole ordeal - it's a big Swedish tradition to Never censor Anything for Any reason if it has any history in it, we give the finger to feminists, christians, muslims, nazis, jews and, well, everyone, for the sake of keeping things true.

Good and bad, there are way to many chubby naked men on TV nowadays however :S

Steve Langford has a huge penis.

If an armed band of Northern Europeans calling themselves Nordic Battlegroup was coming to attack me, I'd already know they had wood whether or not it was embroidered on their shoulders.

The penis headlines are about as funny as, "wait, what?" and FarkTV.

...But the "staff" at the National Archives are hopeful..... That's priceless.

jnorris441: There can't be a lot going on in Sweden if the top national news story is "Marc Jacobs plagiarized my dad's scarf"

I guess the Swedes just don't care what Britney's been up to today.

> With civilian women often falling victim to sexual abuse in the war zones of the world, the Commander said he did not consider the male appendage an appropriate symbol for his troops to wear into battle.

So there's a big problem with women being farked by lions, then?

bargled: Wow, subby, way to use my headline and the exact same article minutes after I submitted it.

Stay classy.

Should i call the waaaahmbulance ?

Thrusting that into the end of the headline was only amusing at all when it was following a long headline that was bursting with innuendo but still managed to delicately hold back and avoid using any overt term, until at the end the headline writer deliberately ruined any prior subtlety by putting "penis" in.

Most of the people now submitting headlines ending with it don't get that at all.

I like swedish penis myself. so getting a kick etc

Swedes differ from Norweigians mainliny in that the Swedes do not have souls.

Isildur: Thrusting that into the end of the headline was only amusing at all when it was following a long headline that was bursting with innuendo but still managed to delicately hold back and avoid using any overt term, until at the end the headline writer deliberately ruined any prior subtlety by putting "penis" in.

Most of the people now submitting headlines ending with it don't get that at all.

He said "thrusting!" hehe

Begoggle: The penis headlines are about as funny as, "wait, what?" and FarkTV.



"Wait, what?' headlines can be pretty funny sometimes.