Or not.

guy = norm macdonald?

They forgot Salma's rack...

See, what some fail to understand is that it's the imperfections in the rest of the face that make a person's best features stand out so much.

You mash a bunch of those best features together, and it's like throwing five of your favourite foods in a blender and calling the resultant sludge a masterpiece.

xparis: guy = norm macdonald?

I was thinking Elvis but okay...

xparis: guy = norm macdonald?

That's okay. I was thinking Norm Macdonald.

And the chick looks like Anne Hathaway's ugly sister.

/I don't know if she has a sister, and if said sister exists, she's probably quite attractive.

Recoil Therapy: They forgot Salma's rack...

WIN!

This chick might be fun to look at, but probably not worth all of the "I'm the best" attitude and baggage that comes along with it.

No mention of ass or rack?

I thought the profiles were of two women.

I wouldn't want any part of Katie Holmes.

At first I read the headline as "Katie Holmes eyes Katharine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightley's cheeks, Jessica Simpson's long blonde hair and Angelina Jolie's lips" as in "she wanted them for herself!"

They need to find a better photoshopper. Those pics look creepy because they screwed up the proportions. The mouth on the woman is far too big, and the eyes on the guy are small and beady.

miseducated: You mash a bunch of those best features together, and it's like throwing five of your favourite foods in a blender and calling the resultant sludge a masterpiece.

I take it you've never been to the Starbucks in SoCal's Brentwood... it's like trophy-wife-plastic-surgery central -- and yes... yeeeeeeeesh.

Same thing happened when Ford made the Edsel.

Eeeuuucchhh.

The guy is creepy, and the woman looks like she came right out of a box.


/with triangle cheeks

John Kruk's hair, Ed Asner's eyebrows, Michael Jackson's nose, Ted Kennedy's boobs, Shane McGowan's teeth, Tony Siragusa's ass, Henry Kissinger's legs and Bob Lanier's feet.

Yummy!

submitter: Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightley's cheeks, Jessica Simpson's long blonde hair and Angelina Jolie's lips = Perfect Woman

Will someone more skilled than I photoshop this to prove or disprove the hypothesis?

No. It's Skeletor

am i the only straight man on this earth who doesn't think Angelina Jolie is that great looking?

oh, and blonde hair? Fail. No thanks. I prefer brunettes.

SilentStrider: am i the only straight man on this earth who doesn't think Angelina Jolie is that great looking?

I'm going to go with a "rethink that "straight man"" comment!

With Jenna Haze's sexual skills.

SilentStrider: am i the only straight man on this earth who doesn't think Angelina Jolie is that great looking?

Nope. You're ghey.

buntz: I'm going to go with a "rethink that "straight man"" comment!
dahmers love zombie: Nope. You're ghey.

i figured someone would try saying that.
To that end, i counter with the redheaded goddess that is Heather Carolin.

SilentStrider: am i the only straight man on this earth who doesn't think Angelina Jolie is that great looking?

I agree, I think shes hot but not as hot as they make her out to be. She is too skinny and her face is too long. And she has sharp knees.

Same face lift?

Really, he looks like Jay Leno and Courtney Cox's love child. She looks like Faith Hill with a really bad face lift.

looks like denise richards

SilentStrider: am i the only straight man on this earth who doesn't think Angelina Jolie is that great looking?

She's alright (and still way the hell out of my league) but there are far better in Hollywood.

and not a brain cell to be found anywhere

Let's not forget Ann Coulter's personality.

Let's not forget "libido of submitter's mom".

Well, I look a lot like the guy (with less creepy eyes). Which would be great if I were male...

SilentStrider
buntz: I'm going to go with a "rethink that "straight man"" comment!
dahmers love zombie: Nope. You're ghey.

i figured someone would try saying that.
To that end, i counter with the redheaded goddess that is Heather Carolin.

You realise you countered with a picture of her that could be of a man with long hair, right?

Fail

A white cave woman?

/i'm confused

Whats with those cheekbones? They're like arrows pointing to her breasts!

SilentStrider: Angeli

Nope. I don't think she is attractive at all. I can't believe people think her lips look good.

Recoil Therapy: They forgot Salma's rack...

Is it me or does the Dude look like a gay version of Jay Leno? Well minus 50 Lbs and 20 Years

Where's [name]'s personality, [name]'s brains? The rest are kinda useless without them.

Or, they could just give us all Gabrielle Union.

I'm seeing Jeri Ryan here.

The only thing I really find attractive about Angelina Jolie is that she seems slutty and would do dirty things like A2M. I find her lips bordering on disgusting.

*clicks on article*

Yeargh!

Girls lips are WAY too big for her face, and her cheeks could cut glass. The guy looks like Matthew Perry's younger brother.

Dude: Elvis

Chick: Donna D'Errico

/I agree they should have added Selma Hayek's rack as well

Well, according to Nas, it's:

Gimme Sade's mystique, she gotta know her way in the streets
Like Billie Holiday in Harlem
Body from Ketoi Johnson and Kenya Moore and Apple Bottoms
Maya Angelou's brain and some groove from Terry McMillan
Them Angelina Jolie lips, Angela Davis, Sista Souljah's wit
Helping me load clips

/fwiw

xria: You realise you countered with a picture of her that could be of a man with long hair, right?

if you're not at work, do a GIS of Heather Carolin. You'll see just how much not a man she is.

The guy scares me om a "want some candy?" sort of way.

I thought the "dude" in the mock-up, er, looked like a lady.

/with apologies to Aerosmith