That headline was pretty good ..... the first time.

Should have bet on black instead.

Awesome headline, subby
+1

Maybe she was taking Mirapex.

/scary stuff

"I'm guided by a force much greater than luck.."

"She stopped showing up for work in January after an investigation was launched into the missing deposits"

I wonder how they knew it was her.
/grabs handy thinking cap.

Shares same fate. Wins in end.

I'd make an Empire Records reference, but that would be pretty embarrassing.

I guess she didn't have her lucky troll doll

/got nothin'

gigamortis: I wonder how they knew it was her.
/grabs handy thinking cap.

Assume no intelligent thought- this is Fort Walton Blecch, Lower Alabama.

t-dawgg: aww, crap. Did I just embarass myself and not even realize it? I hate it when that happens.

She'll be due for a B10 now....

What's the best way to make a little old lady say "f*ck"? Just yell "Bingo!"

You sunk my battleship!

dolphkhan: "I'm guided by a force much greater than luck.."

"Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town."

buzzvert: gigamortis: I wonder how they knew it was her.
/grabs handy thinking cap.

Assume no intelligent thought- this is Fort Walton Blecch, Lower Alabama.

oh yeah I forgot there is a brain cell limit in alabama of 12.

Hardy Har Har

+1

My sister in law is a bit of a hick, and likes to act like an old lady (she is in her early 30s). She once dragged me and my wife out to the local bingo night to see the hub bub. My wife was guilt triped into going and she wanted me there cause she knew I would not be amused and want to leave (thus giving her an out that would not put her in bad graces with her sister).

I think I was there all of 25 minutes before I started the I want to get the f out of here dance.

There were people dropping tons of cash on these stupid little sheets of bingo cards and they were the angriest group of people I have seen in awhile. When the announcer miscalled a ball, some old bat started screaming he should be fired (or worse). When there was muttering from a table of women in moo-moos about having a "talk" with the announcer over his misread ball, I decided I wanted to leave post haste.

/Dont screw with older ladies and thier bingo
\\The fat ones may eat you.

Bingo...Lotto....Keno...Steal-o...JAIL-O...FAIL-O

It's a sickness tho, poor woman can't shake the greed.

finn_maccumhail: My sister in law is a bit of a hick, and likes to act like an old lady (she is in her early 30s). She once dragged me and my wife out to the local bingo night to see the hub bub. My wife was guilt triped into going and she wanted me there cause she knew I would not be amused and want to leave (thus giving her an out that would not put her in bad graces with her sister).

I think I was there all of 25 minutes before I started the I want to get the f out of here dance.

There were people dropping tons of cash on these stupid little sheets of bingo cards and they were the angriest group of people I have seen in awhile. When the announcer miscalled a ball, some old bat started screaming he should be fired (or worse). When there was muttering from a table of women in moo-moos about having a "talk" with the announcer over his misread ball, I decided I wanted to leave post haste.

/Dont screw with older ladies and thier bingo
\\The fat ones may eat you.

Drag queen bingo is a lot more fun. Drink plenty first.

What has lots of little balls and screws old ladies?
...A bingo machine

Gambling is a tax on people who are bad at math.

The only "good" kind of bingo takes place at the beach while drinking Bloody Mary's at breakfast and nursing a hangover from the night before.

/I miss college...

/approves

In my building there is bingo every Sat night. I dubbed it Full Contact Bingo. No money prizes involved just donated goods like toilet paper, dog food, dish soap, crotched crap and things that would be leftover at a garage sale.

One time I won 4 games in a hour span and had to leave for fear of getting lynched.

I let others at my table to get a prize. I wanted nothing on the table but a wine glass.

Saving that one up for a while now, subby?

Iiiii'm ready!

Seriously, WTF is the deal with Bingo??? I live in NW Florida about 45 mins from Ft Walton Beach and I see these bingo places jammed full all the time!!

buzzvert: Assume no intelligent thought- this is Fort Walton Blecch, Lower Alabama.

What'd you do, trade one shiathole for another?

/That's Redneck Riviera to you.
//Displaced Destinite

I'm just here for the Empire Records references and am not disappointed.