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Why? I think she's totally hittable. Plus, she's clearly got plenty of weed. Sounds like a good time to me.

MacEnvy: Why? I think she's totally hittable. Plus, she's clearly got plenty of weed. Sounds like a good time to me.

The smaller picture made her look more hittable.

you Schuchard

Pulp Fiction thread??????

It's a TRAAAAAAP!!!!

What's the problem? Shotgun was not loaded, (if it was they would have mentioned it) and there is no evidence the child smoked it.

Any kid with parents that smoke cigarettes can show you how to smoke one.

Ahhh.. always a proud moment when my city makes Fark.

...and it happens more often than I'd expect.

My 5 year old sister can show you how to smoke, and she's never been around smokers. It's all over TV. Kids imitate what they see. That doesn't mean they're being abused.

You guys would hit it if you were drunk and you know it.

More reason we need to neuter the stupid people. Make a common sense test to be taken at age 16, and if you can't pass it-- *snip*. That would end alot of the world's problems.

/only we'd face extinction too, but can't have everything.

But those little fingers are pretty deft at rolling...

Police reports indicate investigators discovered drugs, and even a shotgun within reach of the children.

What, no porn? Damn slacker mom.

The best part is that the kid can be rolling the next dube while I'm takin' care of business with Mom.

FWIW I think she's cute as all hell. She looks like a fun, athletic tomboyish down to earth type. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, she's got a place to crash in Montreal...

Kinko's began drug-testing new employees a few years back. It was because they were bought out by Fed-Ex and then Fed-Ex imposed its HR policies on new Kinko's employees. Otherwise, this woman could plan her future as a Kinko's assistant manager (in order to purchase shotgun shells).

This story contains a MILF and MJ that i would enjoy hitting.

Reminds me of watching a 2 year old toddle up to a bong and take a hit at a concert in a park in Copenhagen.

I went to a buddies place once and for some reason we popped next door to the neighbors. I had a bag and offered a smoke and they accepted. Well, I'm sitting in their living room and their 4 year old is sitting in mom's lap. I pull out the bag and the eyes stare at every move I made. I'm like, 'I can't do this with her staring at me'. 'Oh no, it's ok, go ahead'. she says.

Nope, can't do it. Not in front of a freaking 4 year old. So we go to another room to roll and outside and just as I'm lighting up their freaking 9 year old is at the window staring right at me with a smirk. Jesus get me out of here.

So... is the picture the 4yo? Cause if so, she just looks god awful for her age. Has she got that Jack disease?

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Just teaching the cops that Americans wont teach!

//Now its said

"reinquanted"? Oh, boy.

Whatever you do, don't do a GIS for "lisa schuchard"...

meshman: I went to a buddies place once and for some reason we popped next door to the neighbors. I had a bag and offered a smoke and they accepted. Well, I'm sitting in their living room and their 4 year old is sitting in mom's lap. I pull out the bag and the eyes stare at every move I made. I'm like, 'I can't do this with her staring at me'. 'Oh no, it's ok, go ahead'. she says.

Nope, can't do it. Not in front of a freaking 4 year old. So we go to another room to roll and outside and just as I'm lighting up their freaking 9 year old is at the window staring right at me with a smirk. Jesus get me out of here.

Apparently you think pot is bad.

I thought the mugshot was going to be the 4 year old.

There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.

Did anyone notice she was bi? You perv farkers are slipping!

Quantum Apostrophe: Whatever you do, don't do a GIS for "lisa schuchard"...

Jesus Christ. She has more links to her name than Paris Hilton.

She's an idiot as a parent, but do you mean to tell me it's really such blazing hot news?

If all idiot parents made headlines, they'd fry every server Google owns.

TripSixes: meshman: I went to a buddies place once and for some reason we popped next door to the neighbors. I had a bag and offered a smoke and they accepted. Well, I'm sitting in their living room and their 4 year old is sitting in mom's lap. I pull out the bag and the eyes stare at every move I made. I'm like, 'I can't do this with her staring at me'. 'Oh no, it's ok, go ahead'. she says.

Nope, can't do it. Not in front of a freaking 4 year old. So we go to another room to roll and outside and just as I'm lighting up their freaking 9 year old is at the window staring right at me with a smirk. Jesus get me out of here.

Apparently you think pot is bad.

Would you fark in front of a four year old? Do you think sex is bad?

From her MySpace page:

Who I'd like to meet:
I am very,very ,very happy in the relationship that i'm in now I LOVE MY MAN BLUE!!!!!

TripSixes: meshman: I went to a buddies place once and for some reason we popped next door to the neighbors. I had a bag and offered a smoke and they accepted. Well, I'm sitting in their living room and their 4 year old is sitting in mom's lap. I pull out the bag and the eyes stare at every move I made. I'm like, 'I can't do this with her staring at me'. 'Oh no, it's ok, go ahead'. she says.

Nope, can't do it. Not in front of a freaking 4 year old. So we go to another room to roll and outside and just as I'm lighting up their freaking 9 year old is at the window staring right at me with a smirk. Jesus get me out of here.

Apparently you think pot is bad.

Would you drink in front of a 4 year old?

Also from her MySpace:

I go to school full time for Cosmetology and work 4-5 days a week at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Uncle Karl: TripSixes: meshman: I went to a buddies place once and for some reason we popped next door to the neighbors. I had a bag and offered a smoke and they accepted. Well, I'm sitting in their living room and their 4 year old is sitting in mom's lap. I pull out the bag and the eyes stare at every move I made. I'm like, 'I can't do this with her staring at me'. 'Oh no, it's ok, go ahead'. she says.

Nope, can't do it. Not in front of a freaking 4 year old. So we go to another room to roll and outside and just as I'm lighting up their freaking 9 year old is at the window staring right at me with a smirk. Jesus get me out of here.

Apparently you think pot is bad.

Would you drink in front of a 4 year old?

Drinking isn't as bad. Just don't go around yelling "SHOT TIME" What's the difference between drinking alcohol, and cola, if they don't know the difference

A kid can show you lots of illegal things when asked.

"Ok sweetie, show the officers how your mommy can kill someone. Use this knife and doll here."

"Who I'd like to meet:
I am very,very ,very happy in the relationship that i'm in now I LOVE MY MAN BLUE!!!!!"

Coming soon to a MySpace page near you:

"This is my new page i made it because that f*ckin stalker BLUE f*cked up my other page well so anyway this is me...if your BLUE or even one of his psicho frends please do not attempt to hack my page or you will be PROSCICUTED!"

Btw, her boyfriend looks like a meth head. Meh, they probably both are. Would not hit.

bmjones66: Uncle Karl: TripSixes: meshman: I went to a buddies place once and for some reason we popped next door to the neighbors. I had a bag and offered a smoke and they accepted. Well, I'm sitting in their living room and their 4 year old is sitting in mom's lap. I pull out the bag and the eyes stare at every move I made. I'm like, 'I can't do this with her staring at me'. 'Oh no, it's ok, go ahead'. she says.

Nope, can't do it. Not in front of a freaking 4 year old. So we go to another room to roll and outside and just as I'm lighting up their freaking 9 year old is at the window staring right at me with a smirk. Jesus get me out of here.

Apparently you think pot is bad.

Would you drink in front of a 4 year old?

Drinking isn't as bad. Just don't go around yelling "SHOT TIME" What's the difference between drinking alcohol, and cola, if they don't know the difference

Does cola make you stumble?

/drinking is worse than poking smot
//never seen a stoned person start fights for no reason

Eh, my dad and all of his friends [the parents/grandparents of a lot of my friends] all smoked weed as long as I can remember.

Nothing like seek and destroy missions for pot plants in the fields behind our buddy's house...

According to her myspace, she's bi.

Uncle Karl: bmjones66: Uncle Karl: TripSixes: meshman: I went to a buddies place once and for some reason we popped next door to the neighbors. I had a bag and offered a smoke and they accepted. Well, I'm sitting in their living room and their 4 year old is sitting in mom's lap. I pull out the bag and the eyes stare at every move I made. I'm like, 'I can't do this with her staring at me'. 'Oh no, it's ok, go ahead'. she says.

Nope, can't do it. Not in front of a freaking 4 year old. So we go to another room to roll and outside and just as I'm lighting up their freaking 9 year old is at the window staring right at me with a smirk. Jesus get me out of here.

Apparently you think pot is bad.

Would you drink in front of a 4 year old?

Drinking isn't as bad. Just don't go around yelling "SHOT TIME" What's the difference between drinking alcohol, and cola, if they don't know the difference

Does cola make you stumble?

/drinking is worse than poking smot
//never seen a stoned person start fights for no reason

Well, and just to be Devil's advocate, why don't we try this: use every "social substance" around the kids but use it in moderation, so that it doesn't get us to a point where we're shadow boxing with the mirror, smashing cars into trees, giggling uncontrollably at car commercials or napping on the front lawn....

It's not all or nothing. It's possible to use pot and/or alcohol and behave sanely, responsibly and civilly. If it IS all or nothing once a person starts, maybe that person should stick to cola.

/recovered alcoholic
//has no objection to other people having fun
///doesn't think kids should be shielded from moderate "social substance" use

Uncle Karl: bmjones66: Uncle Karl: TripSixes: meshman: I went to a buddies place once and for some reason we popped next door to the neighbors. I had a bag and offered a smoke and they accepted. Well, I'm sitting in their living room and their 4 year old is sitting in mom's lap. I pull out the bag and the eyes stare at every move I made. I'm like, 'I can't do this with her staring at me'. 'Oh no, it's ok, go ahead'. she says.

Nope, can't do it. Not in front of a freaking 4 year old. So we go to another room to roll and outside and just as I'm lighting up their freaking 9 year old is at the window staring right at me with a smirk. Jesus get me out of here.

Apparently you think pot is bad.

Would you drink in front of a 4 year old?

Drinking isn't as bad. Just don't go around yelling "SHOT TIME" What's the difference between drinking alcohol, and cola, if they don't know the difference

Does cola make you stumble?

/drinking is worse than poking smot
//never seen a stoned person start fights for no reason

Well I am a happy drunk, and i don't drink until i can't walk. The kids should be long in bed, before i would even get that far if i did.

sparticle: Well, and just to be Devil's advocate, why don't we try this: use every "social substance" around the kids but use it in moderation, so that it doesn't get us to a point where we're shadow boxing with the mirror, smashing cars into trees, giggling uncontrollably at car commercials or napping on the front lawn....

It's not all or nothing. It's possible to use pot and/or alcohol and behave sanely, responsibly and civilly. If it IS all or nothing once a person starts, maybe that person should stick to cola.

/recovered alcoholic
//has no objection to other people having fun
///doesn't think kids should be shielded from moderate "social substance" use

I just think 4 is a little too young. Maybe 10 or something. When they can actually understand the concept of moderation.

I was rolling doobies for my dad by the time I was 9 or 10. It didn't screw me up. I am screwed up but that is not even close to why.

Wouldn't smoke or drink in front of my kids though, my dad's a pothead and mom's a lush (way worse). Not the best environment to grow up in.

I read that as "four-year old shows cows how to smoke marijuana." Then I thought that kid must have been really stoned to teach cows to do that, besides when would they ever need to know that and who was there to see that and write a story about it?

Cops makes way more sense in this case.

Uncle Karl: sparticle: Well, and just to be Devil's advocate, why don't we try this: use every "social substance" around the kids but use it in moderation, so that it doesn't get us to a point where we're shadow boxing with the mirror, smashing cars into trees, giggling uncontrollably at car commercials or napping on the front lawn....

It's not all or nothing. It's possible to use pot and/or alcohol and behave sanely, responsibly and civilly. If it IS all or nothing once a person starts, maybe that person should stick to cola.

/recovered alcoholic
//has no objection to other people having fun
///doesn't think kids should be shielded from moderate "social substance" use

I just think 4 is a little too young. Maybe 10 or something. When they can actually understand the concept of moderation.

Well, that makes sense too, and you're right. A 4-year-old doesn't need to be around the grownups at party time (it doesn't add anything to their lives OR the adults'), and if every waking minute of every day is party time, well, there's a wee bit of a problem.

AntiNorm: /photoshop of mine from a few years ago

that is the most PG rated photoshop I have ever seen of yours
/I love your XXX Fetish Shops

quippers01: I was rolling doobies for my dad by the time I was 9 or 10. It didn't screw me up. I am screwed up but that is not even close to why.

Wouldn't smoke or drink in front of my kids though, my dad's a pothead and mom's a lush (way worse). Not the best environment to grow up in.

I wonder about the effects of having two parents who are gluttons. With substance use, there is some chance that by the time the kids are old enough to try it, they won't want to do it. Consuming vast amounts of junk food, on the other hand, the kids can start as soon as they're trying out regular food when mommy is pushing Cheezies into baby's mouth and putting Mountain Dew in baby's bottle. I've seen it and it's scary. Most people have enough sense not to make a baby smoke cigarettes or drink beer or get high. But I'm not sure feeding a year old baby fried chicken skin, pork rinds, Twinkies, and Pepsi is that great either.