I gotta bad feeling about this.

Great kid! Don't get too cocky.

"Helga, Helga! Wake up!"
"What is it Dr. Heimlich?"
"I have invented a maaannneeuuuuveerr"

/please tell me its not obscure

Sure. She was startled by the dog. But not by choking.

Furry Footballs

Picture of Chewie, and human who now owes him a life debt:

NeuroticRocker: "Helga, Helga! Wake up!"
"What is it Dr. Heimlich?"
"I have invented a maaannneeuuuuveerr"

/please tell me its not obscure


It's more of a gesture.

there have been a lot of eddie quotes recently. good for fark

a fist, a hand
hucha hucha hucha... lobster

Who's scruffy-lookin'?!

at that point, a small piece of tooth came out of her throat.

Yeah, because you know, a piece of your tooth can certainly kill you. Why not make this a two-for by shaving the image of Jesus into your dog and saying it was a miracle?

ggooo boy!
/wanta go for a walk?
//opens window,squeezes dog

Does the maneuver involve flying to the left a bit?

she gave a wookie a kiss? so he did arrange it!

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

A_Listless_Wanderer: Does the maneuver involve flying to the left a bit?

they flew casual

Great, always thinking with your stomach.

Flopsy, go to the scratch thread to explore the wonderment of filter ownage.

That said, every day is Dogturday. Every. Day.

/some asshole moved in downstairs with a yappy crappy machine

maybe if she stopped rifling down tyson chicken wings and crap at night, she wouldn't have that problem.

I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her chewie.

Cauthon: NeuroticRocker: "Helga, Helga! Wake up!"
"What is it Dr. Heimlich?"
"I have invented a maaannneeuuuuveerr"

/please tell me its not obscure


It's more of a gesture.

Well fine... Gunter.

You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.

Parthenogenetic: Picture of Chewie, and human who now owes him a life debt:

There's no way that dog is a Shih Tzu. The breed standard is nine to sixteen pounds, and I kind of doubt the woman's a foot and a half tall.

I have a shih tzu, so I will remember this life-saving tip if I am ever at home and choking.

/is getting a kick out of these replies

It's all a lotta simple tricks and nonsense.

Smart move on the dog's part, considering one response of a certain dog to this (that I've heard about) involved chewing up the victim's face...

Counter_Intelligent: Smart move on the dog's part, considering one response of a certain dog to this (that I've heard about) involved chewing up the victim's face...

Well, if you're going to set the standard for intelligence that low, I'm set to become a renowned genius of the 21st century.

There's no way that dog is a Shih Tzu. The breed standard is nine to sixteen pounds, and I kind of doubt the woman's a foot and a half tall.

I think the dog is in the foreground making it look a lot bigger than it is.

they're actually the same size.

in wiggums voice: "i think the answer will shock and surprise you!"

holding up that optical illusion of the 2 guys who appear to be different sizes

Counter_Intelligent

Smart move on the dog's part, considering one response of a certain dog to this (that I've heard about) involved chewing up the victim's face...

Or ripping people's arms out of the socket when they lose.

Toota jaboo manoola voomba Wookie Heimlich maneuver. Ha ha ha ha!

adnilolli2: There's no way that dog is a Shih Tzu. The breed standard is nine to sixteen pounds, and I kind of doubt the woman's a foot and a half tall.

I think the dog is in the foreground making it look a lot bigger than it is.

WOW...maybe movie people can use that trick to make things appear bigger than they actually are...

/forced prospective FTW

Sultan Of Herf:
/forced prospective FTW

The Heimlich maneuver ain't like dusting crops, boy!

adnilolli2

I think the dog is in the foreground making it look a lot bigger than it is.

That's no dog. It's a space station.

IMDWalrus:
There's no way that dog is a Shih Tzu. The breed standard is nine to sixteen pounds, and I kind of doubt the woman's a foot and a half tall.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Parthenogenetic: Picture of Chewie, and human who now owes him a life debt:

Which one is the dog?

studebaker hoch: adnilolli2

I think the dog is in the foreground making it look a lot bigger than it is.

That's no dog. It's a space station.

But it's too big to be a space station.

That woman has the Anton Chigurh hairdo!

I thought the line was "Hit it, Chewie" not "Punch it, Chewie."

Am I right, or am I right?

IMDWalrus: Parthenogenetic: Picture of Chewie, and human who now owes him a life debt:

There's no way that dog is a Shih Tzu. The breed standard is nine to sixteen pounds, and I kind of doubt the woman's a foot and a half tall.

Wow

That is clearly a Lhasa Apso. They are often mistaken for shih-tzus, but they are larger with longer snouts.

That's not a dog. That's food.

Sorry, wrong size - "Ewok" was what we were looking for.

Here's a real shih-tzu:

That could be a Shih-Tzu cross. It looks like our dog which is a terrier cross.

Yeah, I gotta call the bullshiat, too. Henry here is now 3 years old and still fits in the box my work boots come in:

mike_the_engineer: That is clearly a Lhasa Apso. They are often mistaken for shih-tzus, but they are larger with longer snouts.

I think you're dead on with that mike. The face, size, and snout are almost identical to my dearly departed Mandy dog. She was a tank, and I could see her pulling off the heimlich if she jumped on me. We have 2 Shih Tzu's and neither of them are bigger than 13 pounds.

-Bill

Looks like a Lhasa Apso with a cute medium-length haircut to me, too. It sure doesn't look like a Shih Tzu, those things are a) hideous and b) resemble fluffy rats.

It's missing the underbite, the squashier face and the sour, venemous expression of a Shih Tzu.

The only way that thing could be related to a Shih Tzu is if it's a mixed breed. Maybe some poodle for the longer snout.

/have met so many annoying Shih Tzus, and the only one that was cute ugged out at 7 months

theeternalbill: mike_the_engineer: That is clearly a Lhasa Apso. They are often mistaken for shih-tzus, but they are larger with longer snouts.

I think you're dead on with that mike. The face, size, and snout are almost identical to my dearly departed Mandy dog. She was a tank, and I could see her pulling off the heimlich if she jumped on me. We have 2 Shih Tzu's and neither of them are bigger than 13 pounds.

-Bill

Did you mean for us to read that as though you were a sports commentator?