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(BBC) Dumbass One police officer nudged another with his van as a prank, spilling the other's tea. He then rubbed tea-soaked towels over the first cop, someone's got eight stitches, people are suspended, and basically, hilarity did not ensue   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 24
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Vyvyan Basterd [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 02:43:01 PM  
submitter: hilarity did not ensue


From TFA: The court heard the pair were friends, and planned to attend a Lionel Ritchie concert together.


I respectfully beg to differ, sir.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 03:12:56 PM  
Sounds like the foreplay got a little too rough.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 04:55:11 PM  
not exactly two of Britain's finest

 
E Arkhe 2008-02-23 04:57:20 PM  
Article is tea-larious

/oh yes, I went there

 
Kar98 2008-02-23 04:58:13 PM  
The hell it it didn't.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 05:01:33 PM  
And now we know: British cops can be just as stupid as American cops when it comes to pranks.

 
jamspoon 2008-02-23 05:06:33 PM  
Vyvyan Basterd: From TFA: The court heard the pair were friends, and planned to attend a Lionel Ritchie concert together.

Who bought the tickets?

 
jimbodahobo 2008-02-23 05:14:26 PM  
I don't know if I could take a cop seriously if I saw him drinking tea. Its good and all but not a very tough guy drink.

 
RustyBulletHole 2008-02-23 05:15:34 PM  
Who says cops are'nt humans?

Don't flame me bro!

 
ultraholland 2008-02-23 05:15:55 PM  
"I wanted to get the shirt off me as it was stinging," he said.

All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)

 
Pixelvision 2008-02-23 05:27:45 PM  
man, if I had a penny for every time "a bit of joviality" ended up in court, I'd have 16p

 
hbalien 2008-02-23 05:48:02 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

 
billyboyxoxox 2008-02-23 06:10:48 PM  
Childish indeed.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 06:17:07 PM  
It was really this guys
www.fantasy.fr

Well it is Cardiff.

 
ptcruiser 2008-02-23 06:22:49 PM  
jimbodahobo: I don't know if I could take a cop seriously if I saw him drinking tea. Its good and all but not a very tough guy drink.

It's a British thing. Most people drink tea, including almost all of the armed forces. I don't think they'd be too happy if you insulted their brew

/British
//drinks coffee

 
RU_Rules 2008-02-23 06:24:57 PM  
So much for the Queen's English... I couldn't understand a thing from that poorly written article. Pranks, my foot. Whatever happened, it sounds like really ghey foreplay.

 
RU_Rules 2008-02-23 06:29:29 PM  
BTW can some Brit explain why accronyms, such as NATO and in this case PC are written Nato and Pc. Do you call your personal computer a Pc too? You don't write Uk after all or do you? It just looks odd to the eye.

 
lotustuned 2008-02-23 06:34:10 PM  
RU_Rules: BTW can some Brit explain why accronyms, such as NATO and in this case PC are written Nato and Pc. Do you call your personal computer a Pc too? You don't write Uk after all or do you? It just looks odd to the eye.


It's just lazy writing.

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-02-23 06:46:41 PM  
this headline confused and irritated me.

 
mister aj 2008-02-23 06:53:02 PM  
He spilled his colleague's tea!?!? Motherfarker, throw the book at him. You Americans might not understand, but we take this kind of offence very seriously over here.

 
Bug2k 2008-02-23 07:22:20 PM  
Submitter:
. and ,

There's a difference.

 
jake3988 2008-02-23 07:40:27 PM  
Vyvyan Basterd 2008-02-23 02:43:01 PM submitter: hilarity did not ensue From TFA: The court heard the pair were friends, and planned to attend a Lionel Ritchie concert together. I respectfully beg to differ, sir.
=====================

Um, that was probably BEFORE this incident :)

 
ptcruiser 2008-02-23 07:57:27 PM  
RU_Rules: BTW can some Brit explain why accronyms, such as NATO and in this case PC are written Nato and Pc. Do you call your personal computer a Pc too? You don't write Uk after all or do you? It just looks odd to the eye.

According to British journalists' style guides "Use all capitals if an abbreviation is pronounced as the individual letters: BBC, VAT etc. If it is an acronym (pronounced as a word) spell out with initial capital, eg Nasa, Nato, unless it can be considered to have entered the language as an everyday word, such as awol, laser and, more recently, asbo, pin number and sim card."

Don't know about PC/Pc thing tho

 
MOHWowbagger 2008-02-23 08:27:45 PM  
Bug2k: Submitter:
. and ,

There's a difference.


Take issue with my style all you want, but the punctuation is impeccable.

That's right, impeccable. It simply can not be... uh... pecced.

 
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