This doesn't sound that bad as long as they are kept refrigerated and then cooked when ordered, unlike the ones sitting around the 7-11 all day. How hard is it to cook a hot dog?

huh, i buy nathans hotdogs in the vending machine at work sometimes, theyve had em for years

also ball park brand

I've seen those for years at random crappy jobs i've had, they're always in the break room.

What planet you from subby?

//never purchased one though

Room temperature hot dogs?

...

That's safe.

And people wonder why America is fat.

i'm sure the quality of the hot dogs from a vending machine will be the same as the coffee or soup from the vending machine next to it

Mmm, push button, receive hot dog.

Srsly though, if you're out and about, and you really need a hot dog, why not just go to a street meat vendor? Or a fast food restaurant? Something about meat from a vending machine just doesn't sit well with me.

I once got my hotdog stuck in a vending machine so I am getting a kick out of this...

The Japanese laugh at your attempts to match their vending machine prowess...

Your dog wants change.

Grilled wieners and smoking hot buns- from a machine.
When did the sexbots get here?

I mean, what kind of vending machines are we going to see next?

I saw a cheeseburger "dispenser" inside a tavern once.

I wasn't brave enough to try one.

Makes me want a hotdog real bad

Nathan's hot dogs are some of the best farking hot dogs I've ever encountered. Now if they weren't so blasted expensive (~$5 for a pack of 8 normally)...

Heamer: I mean, what kind of vending machines are we going to see next?

You mean we gotta pay for rape now??

Hey subby, want to explain your logic behind the tag?

Sound like a good idea to me. As a graduate student, I'd welcome a 24hr hot dog vending machine in my building.

\although I'm sure that Aramark wouldn't.
\\maybe then they'd stay open later.

Heamer: I mean, what kind of vending machines are we going to see next?

You sir, are a winner in every sense of the word.

I love the beer machines in European hotels.

Heamer: I mean, what kind of vending machines are we going to see next?

Our college has one of those.

/5.5 oz can of V-8, 2.00.

If you read between the lines on the article. You would see the hot dogs are only for Jews.

/Kosher dogs.
//Made from only the finest cows anus they can find.
///100% beef.

getwired
Your dog wants change.

Change comes from within.

/make me one with everything.
// loves that joke

b>Get Lost

kosher beef only comes from the front half of the cow.

tongue, not anus.

/the more you know...

We already have these (not Nathan's, just another brand) in the refrigerated vending machine at my work. There's hot dogs, hamburgers, and assorted sandwiches. I don't dare touch anything in there except for maybe the fruit or milk.

Navin: "Yeah, I got all this stuff from the old Cup 'o Pizza place before they tore it down."

Marie: "Good pizza."

Navin: "This is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.... You know, you have beautiful skin. May I?"

Marie: "Yes."

Navin: "So smooth yet flexible."

i'm sure the quality of the hot dogs from a vending machine will be the same as the coffee or soup from the vending machine next to it

I personally love my coffee and my chicken noodle soup to come out of the same spigot...

/further analysis of word "Spigot" thanks to dictionary.com

Spigot [spig-uht]
1. a small peg or plug for stopping the vent of a cask.
2. a peg or plug for stopping the passage of liquid in a faucet or cock.
3. a faucet or cock for controlling the flow of liquid from a pipe or the like.
4. the end of a pipe that enters the enlarged end of another pipe to form a joint.

Umm. . . sounds like a good idea to me. What's up with the subby?

ReisFlynn: The Japanese laugh at your attempts to match their vending machine prowess...

No panties?

why is this assinine? does submitter hate jews?

Bucky Katt: i'm sure the quality of the hot dogs from a vending machine will be the same as the coffee or soup from the vending machine next to it

In other words, lethal poison.

Hot dogs from a vending machine...

*sigh*

And yet places like Red Hook soccer tacos are getting shut down.

Greta_VanHouten: I love the beer machines in European hotels.

Hell, there was a beer vending machine outside of my driving school in Bavaria.

Kosher foods are in demand. Looks like someone is about to serve a market need (or at least take a shot at it).. Nathans has a market image of being a wholesome product.. they are very unlikely to do anything that might damage that image. Just for fun pull the d&b on Nathans.. they are not a small or foolish company.

Time Traveler wins.

The Japanese are the goto people for vending machines.


They have glass longneck bottles, as well as cans, both beer and wine.
I would move back there in a heartbeat.

Kar98: Hell, there was a beer vending machine outside of my driving school in Bavaria.

That's nothing. There was a driving machine outside of my drinking school in Bavaria!

getwired: Kar98: Hell, there was a beer vending machine outside of my driving school in Bavaria.

That's nothing. There was a driving machine outside of my drinking school in Bavaria!

*hangs head, goes back to drinking*

I miss the Japanese vending machines.

/The xenophobic racist pricks, not so much.

I've seen the vending machine hot dogs at the airport (BWI in Maryland) and Lowe's hardware stores. I was surprised enough to take two pictures with my cellphone camera at the airport:





There were little bins in the machine containing mustard, relish, and ketchup packets too (yes, Chicagoans, I said ketchup).

I don't see whats wrong with this. How is it any different than buying hot dogs from a street vendor. Probably safer too, considering how these machines have to be inspected and all.

Can you say paid advertising? I've been buying hotdogs out of a vending machine for years.

The vending machine burgers here are better than the dining hall burgers.

/RIT student
//Grace(gross) Watson dining hall.

hyperflame: I don't see whats wrong with this. How is it any different than buying hot dogs from a street vendor. Probably safer too, considering how these machines have to be inspected and all.soggier.

FTFY

you know who else thought kosher hotdogs were assinine?

No, Punto wins the thread... I'm sorry, but tying in hot dogs to Hitler is just pure genius.

My hat....

To you....

Whatever...

"Brought to you by 'Month Old Franks' the hot dogs with experience."
/obscure
//OK not obscure for the people reading this
///but for normal people, who don't stay up all night watching cartoons this is obscure

Had these back in the 50's. I think they were called Speedy Weeny.

/giggles

If I'm at work & I want a hot dog, I'll just walk the couple of blocks to the nearby A & W & get not only a foot long hot dog, but big mug of A & W root beer. There are hot dogs in our workplace vending machines, but A & W's are better.

Bathia_Mapes: If I'm at work & I want a hot dog, I'll just walk the couple of blocks to the nearby A & W & get not only a foot long hot dog, but big mug of A & W root beer. There are hot dogs in our workplace vending machines, but A & W's are better.

mmmmm. Fresh A&W Rootbeer.

Good food too, for a fast food place.

/has tons of the A&W mugs in his bar in the basement