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(CNN) Unlikely According to the Serbian government, who's to blame for the rioting and burning of the US embassy? Hint: It has 50 states, the best BBQ, and is bigger than a breadbox   (cnn.com) divider line 147
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RadioAaron 2008-02-23 12:57:34 PM  
+1 for the headline

 
Asa Phelps [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 01:04:49 PM  
You mean because our government is too stupid to know when ambiguity is the most beneficial stance?

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 01:05:16 PM  
Tell them to sit down and STFU or we'll send the B-52s back in and carpet bomb their asses into submission a second time.

 
TexasIsBetter 2008-02-23 01:05:55 PM  
I wonder how much we give them in aid annually? Ungratefull assholes.

 
thamike 2008-02-23 01:36:36 PM  
TexasIsBetter: Ungratefull assholes.

How big was Serbia in 1990? How small is it now? Compare and contrast, and you just might find the source of anger.

/Not saying Milosevic didn't overplay his hand, but...

 
thamike 2008-02-23 01:39:46 PM  
TexasIsBetter: I wonder how much we give them in aid annually?

Not much, and it was cut off in 2004. It was being reinstituted in light of the independence of Kosovo (as a pat on the head), but who knows now?

 
dogdaze [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 01:49:48 PM  
When all you do is worry about what others might think, that's all you will ever do.

 
BigDumbGuy 2008-02-23 01:49:51 PM  
Whatever happens, I just want to bomb the Chinese embassy again.

 
MickeyD [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 01:53:14 PM  
BigDumbGuy: Whatever happens, I just want to bomb the Chinese embassy again.

This.

 
mediaho 2008-02-23 02:05:36 PM  
biatch was asking for it. Did you see what that slut was wearing?

 
Tabatha Static 2008-02-23 02:10:39 PM  
...b-b-b-but the War on Islamofascist Terror...

 
FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 02:10:57 PM  
It just makes me so happy that one of the protesters Darwin'd himself.

 
HansensDisease [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 02:20:50 PM  
Well that sort of make sense...

If you have enough BBQs occasionally things get burnt.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 02:51:37 PM  
Also Friday, Russia -- which has not recognized Kosovo's sovereignty -- said it has not ruled out using force to resolve the dispute over the territory if NATO forces breach the terms of their U.N. mandate.

OMG!!! Everbody panic!

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 04:25:51 PM  
MickeyD: BigDumbGuy: Whatever happens, I just want to bomb the Chinese embassy again.

This.


NO! I'm going to China soon and I don't need the extra hassle. Can I interest you in the French embassy?

 
wxgeek [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 04:27:20 PM  
BigDumbGuy: Whatever happens, I just want to bomb the Chinese embassy again.

You mean the intel post?

 
prekrasno 2008-02-23 04:27:23 PM  
thamike: TexasIsBetter: Ungratefull assholes.

How big was Serbia in 1990? How small is it now? Compare and contrast, and you just might find the source of anger.

/Not saying Milosevic didn't overplay his hand, but...


Who gives a flying Fark?

 
Captain Darling 2008-02-23 04:28:07 PM  
Despite their many differences, at least Serbs and Muslims can unite in blaming Bush for the actions of their rioters.

 
JerkyMeat 2008-02-23 04:29:49 PM  
That's funny, because the GOP blames Clinton.

 
OZZ 2008-02-23 04:31:29 PM  
Best BBQ? Bullshiat, American BBQ is terrible like most American cuisine outside of Tex-Mex.

 
Jerry Garcia 2008-02-23 04:31:52 PM  
Hint: It has 50 states, the best BBQ, and is bigger than a breadbox


www.inteconline.co.uk

Is it a black man's cock?

 
Cubs300 2008-02-23 04:32:14 PM  
It was me. I did it. I take full responsibility. Sorry.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-02-23 04:32:49 PM  
img137.imageshack.us

 
Deez Nutz 2008-02-23 04:33:27 PM  
wxgeek: BigDumbGuy: Whatever happens, I just want to bomb the Chinese embassy again.

You mean the intel post?


Right, unlike every other embassy in the world.

Anyway, BigDumbGuy FTW. I lol'd!

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 04:33:58 PM  
Serbia: U.S. to blame for violence

QUESTION:Who cares what Serbia has to say? Do they have oil?

/Another jerkwater country that doesn't like us, let's send them money

 
your mother 2008-02-23 04:34:14 PM  
ozz

oh yes, norweigan food is far better than BBQ

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-02-23 04:34:40 PM  
OZZ: Best BBQ? Bullshiat, American BBQ is terrible like most American cuisine outside of Tex-Mex.

True 'dat. Now Norwegian cuisine on the other hand!

Fish soaked in poison! That is good eating.

/Scandanavian, so it's fine for me to tease
//The rest of you farkers better not though

 
jwrebholz 2008-02-23 04:35:13 PM  
Right. Because EVERYTHING is America's fault.

It's either America's fault or DEH JOOOOOOOS.

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-02-23 04:35:46 PM  
your mother: ozz

oh yes, norweigan food is far better than BBQ


*shakes tiny fist, tiny flaccid dick at your mother*

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 04:40:26 PM  
OZZ: Best BBQ? Bullshiat, American BBQ is terrible like most American cuisine outside of Tex-Mex.

Tex-Mex? Really? It's nothing but cheese slathered beans.

 
Z80_CPU 2008-02-23 04:41:51 PM  
i149.photobucket.com

Hello... Hello, Demitri?

 
Yume_Ryuu 2008-02-23 04:45:03 PM  
I beg to differ that America has the best BBQ...

 
thesubliminalman 2008-02-23 04:46:29 PM  
your mother: ozz

oh yes, norweigan food wood is far better than BBQ NRBQ


I don't even understand this myself...drinkin early.

 
gc.c 2008-02-23 04:47:18 PM  
JerkyMeat: That's funny, because the GOP blames Clinton.

the GOP must hate America then. Goll damned flag burners!

 
FreeGovernmentCheese 2008-02-23 04:47:34 PM  
Tex-Mex = beans, cheese, tortilla's, beef/chicken, and some unknown green goup. Oh and the let the farting beging.

 
mark12A 2008-02-23 04:50:04 PM  
Whatever happens, I just want to bomb the Chinese embassy again.

Duuuuude, that was awesome!! We're all like, PWNED!!!!!LOLOLOL!!11 and they're like WTF????!!!!

Good times....

 
Trance750 [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 04:51:12 PM  
Why not, we haven't bombed any civilian factories, since Clinton.

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-02-23 04:51:34 PM  
According to the Serbian government, who's to blame for the rioting and burning of the US embassy? Hint: It has 50 states, the best BBQ, and is bigger than a breadbox



Britney Spears?

 
strifecat 2008-02-23 04:52:29 PM  
czar

The US wasn't actually the only country to recognize the new nation of Kosovo.

 
Paratech 2008-02-23 04:52:36 PM  
czarangelus: jwrebholz: Right. Because EVERYTHING is America's fault.

Uhm, it is America's fault. Kosovo never would have declared independence without the backing of the USA. Of course, in your profound ignorance, you don't see the connection between the NATO bombings, the breakup of Yugoslavia, and yesterday's protests. Guess what? When America meddles in other countries' internal affairs, it always messes it up, and gets another million or ten people royally and supremely pissed off at us. But what does it matter? You're the biggest, baddest, and stupidest gorilla in the pack.


That's what happens when you vote for the dumbest shiat in the US.

My suggestion, pick some random asshole out of a crowd and make him president. Hell, why not just go to a mental hospital and pick someone, at least schizophrenia is a result of being smart.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 04:53:00 PM  
strifecat: The US wasn't actually the only country to recognize the new nation of Kosovo.

Nor were we the first.

 
Void_Beavis [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 04:57:53 PM  
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

 
thamike 2008-02-23 04:58:03 PM  
prekrasno: Who gives a flying Fark?

Apparently, Serbia, NATO, Kosovo, Russia,and the U.S.. Not to mention the people discussing it here, dumbass.

 
strifecat 2008-02-23 04:58:06 PM  
What's up with the countries that are "neither recognizing nor not recognizing" Kosovo? I understand their motivations but not the diplomatic implications.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-02-23 05:03:38 PM  
At least they learned the valuable American lesson of blaming your troubles on somebody else, ideally someone bigger and wealthier who can pay the bills.

 
bigKW 2008-02-23 05:04:15 PM  
Dan Marino?

 
mrmopar5287 2008-02-23 05:04:32 PM  
-1 for headline, subby.

USA has 46 "states" because Virginia, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Kentucky are all Commonwealths.

 
fallsroad 2008-02-23 05:06:49 PM  
thamike:

/Not saying Milosevic didn't overplay his hand, but...


You, sir, are a master of understatement.

 
2kEwL4U 2008-02-23 05:08:05 PM  
Angry nationalist remark, with an insinuation that because I am an American wage slave, the military of America represents how tough I am, thus making me a royal bad ass.

Snide comment about the inferiority of any country weak enough to allow America to rape it.

Irrational and incorrect statement about American non-involvement in this, or any other obvious Imperialist meddling.

Terror, homeland security, safety of our children, democracy, freedom, Islam.

Oh, say can you see,
by the bombs early light,
what so ashamedly we held,
as the poor ones lie bleeding.

Land of the meek and the home of the craven.

 
altinos 2008-02-23 05:09:54 PM  
Paratech: That's what happens when you vote for the dumbest shiat in the US.

A lot of this happened under Clinton too, and he's got a high I.Q.

 
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