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(Starpulse) Stupid Flo Rida is number one on the Billboard charts, narrowly beating out competition from Ari Zona, Del Aware and Mary Land. Miss Issippi unavailable for comment   (starpulse.com) divider line 40
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Goodnight Irene 2008-02-22 04:26:40 PM  
Ida Ho wanted for questioning...

 
Booklegger 2008-02-22 04:27:03 PM  
The Florida Tag is disappointed.

 
xtex 2008-02-22 05:12:06 PM  
I think I've been to the drag show where all four of them performed.

 
tela28 2008-02-22 07:03:46 PM  
Goodnight Irene: Ida Ho wanted for questioning...

FTW!

 
kirishima 2008-02-22 07:08:16 PM  
Booklegger:The Florida Tag is disappointed.

This.

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2008-02-22 07:11:56 PM  
Or Egon?

www.ghostbustershq.com

 
GlamourKat 2008-02-22 07:14:24 PM  
kirishima: Booklegger:The Florida Tag is disappointed.

This.


THIS!

damn.

 
fuhfuhfuh 2008-02-22 07:23:08 PM  
What the hell kind of name is that?

Why not just go with the name "shiathead" (pronounced shih-theed)

 
lolmadillo 2008-02-22 07:30:41 PM  
Massa Chusetts gon' whip him if he find out he been off the farm, Massa don' let noooobody leave da farm

 
Ex-Republican 2008-02-22 07:31:44 PM  
I'm here for the references to the Family Guy reference.

 
ghoti_nap 2008-02-22 07:32:15 PM  
lolmadillo: Massa Chusetts gon' whip him if he find out he been off the farm, Massa don' let noooobody leave da farm

now THIS is FTW...

 
eatin' fetus 2008-02-22 07:36:30 PM  
lolmadillo: Massa Chusetts gon' whip him if he find out he been off the farm, Massa don' let noooobody leave da farm

Amazing. Remember to report your inheritance of the Internet on next year's taxes

 
Ethyl Engine 2008-02-22 08:24:04 PM  
Dela Where?

/seriously there's nothing to do there
//but drink...

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-22 08:35:48 PM  
Thisthrea Disstupid

(im black)

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-22 08:36:25 PM  
I'm not really black

/not that there's anything wrong with that

 
Robo Beat 2008-02-22 08:37:43 PM  
Al Aska is just sittin' back, sipping a glass of whiskey, watching the skirts strut on by...

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2008-02-22 08:39:23 PM  
NeuroticRocker: (im black)

Which state is that?

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 08:50:50 PM  
New York
New Jersey
New Hampshire
Aww@#$%@#$@#$^
I'm just not funny

Illi Nois

 
Gharlans 2008-02-22 09:01:59 PM  
Not only does his music suck, but any bleedin time i search for "Low Anthem" i get page after sucky page of "Flo Rida's Low anthem" instead of links to "The Low Anthem"

 
maxx2112 2008-02-22 09:26:11 PM  
Miss Issippi is unavailable 'cause she's getting busy with Al Abama and Lou Isiana.

Slut.

 
Demetrius [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 09:39:58 PM  
Let me tell you, Al Aska is PISSED!

 
TSE 2008-02-22 09:50:12 PM  
What about Tex Ass?

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-02-22 09:53:19 PM  
Am I to understand that this man's first name is "Flo"?
i229.photobucket.com

 
Alex Chilton 2008-02-22 10:02:06 PM  
Puerto Rico is a semi-autonomous territory of the United States located in the northeastern Caribbean, east of the Dominican Republic and west of the Virgin Islands.

/I think I did that wrong

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-22 10:23:00 PM  
and cal ifornia hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 
Pontius Gandalf 2008-02-22 10:23:42 PM  
I'm waiting for the new Bjork.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 10:23:56 PM  
img176.imageshack.us

 
steamingpile 2008-02-22 10:27:40 PM  
Booklegger: The Florida Tag is disappointed.

As is anyone that likes quality music

 
GalleyWench 2008-02-22 10:33:15 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
cubsfan07 2008-02-22 11:29:00 PM  
God damn it, subby.

I was impatiently waiting for the day when somehow Flo Rida would get a fark headline, and now that he has, you epically FAIL by not using the Florida tag.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 11:57:28 PM  
Orrie Gone and Wash Ington both think Flo Rida is the dumbest rapper name since Vanilla Ice ruined rap for white people everywhere.

 
Faux Shizzle 2008-02-23 12:52:33 AM  
Whatever, just leave Minne Sota out of it.

 
BaronVonAsshat 2008-02-23 02:16:31 AM  
Mrs. Sippy?! I KNEW IT!

*runs away*

 
deevo 2008-02-23 03:12:34 AM  
cubsfan07: I was impatiently waiting for the day when somehow Flo Rida would get a fark headline, and now that he has, you epically FAIL by not using the Florida tag.

este

 
anarchist 2008-02-23 05:10:24 AM  
While Ken Tucky is sipping bourbon and watching the world go by...

 
Third Day Mark 2008-02-23 09:49:46 AM  
Bob Ondeeznuts: Or Egon?

nice. That right there is a world class pun. Good job.

I still cant believe that my 21 year old brother who's been listening to rap and hip/hop for 10 years more than I have, couldn't tell that Flo Rida was Florida. I saw it and chuckled then said "I get it. Flo Rida. " It was like the boy just saw the holy grail. "OHHHHH I GET IT NOW!!!"

 
Yukon Cornelius 2008-02-23 11:13:52 AM  
img248.imageshack.us

img412.imageshack.us

 
Ernie McBert 2008-02-23 01:18:12 PM  
Real Life Moment: A Play in One Act
By Ms. Ernie McBert


*Scene: High school classroom*

Cheerleader: *Picks up knick-knack from teacher's desk.* "Flow. Reed. Duh. What's that supposed to mean?

*Several minutes pass by.*

Cheerleader: "Oh! Florida! Haha, wow."

Classmates: *Facepalm.*

Fin.

 
redbull47 2008-02-23 01:34:41 PM  
At least Sara Bareilles is up.

If she beats Flo Rida, it will be a great triumph of good music over crap.

(I like Sara Bareilles, by the way.)

 
Jamrock 2008-02-25 11:38:26 PM  
Not that soooong.. O God it's horrible

 
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