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(Voice of America) Obvious "We have to think of another way to martyrdom, this time not by attack or assassination but by a doctrinal stand" Translation: We're fresh out of suicide bombers and RPG's and need 6 more months to reload   (voanews.com) divider line 9
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canyoneer 2008-02-22 12:32:58 PM  
Haha. I told you so.

Like everyone else in Iraq, he has dollar signs in his eyes!

There'll be enough moolah for everyone! Let the gold rush begin!

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 12:33:15 PM  
All they've got left is a Sadr-ing iron with a really long cord.

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-02-22 12:34:21 PM  
"Pop, I'm a dime a dozen and so are you."
"I'm not a dime a dozen!"
BOOM!

 
Edsel 2008-02-22 12:37:37 PM  
"We have to break the thorn of enemies by our millions of prayers in yards and mosques."


Actually, it sounds like he may have finally picked up a Koran and read it, based on that statement.

 
LittleSmitty 2008-02-22 12:44:03 PM  
While I doubt he has any shortage of potential martyrs, he probably decided it's better to let the US chase the terrorist around than chase him around

 
Bloody William 2008-02-22 12:49:58 PM  
To paraphrase my guidance counselor,

"Y'know, maybe martyrdom isn't for everyone, Mack-ta-da."

Seriously, no matter what your religious faith is, how farked up do you have to be to consider martyrdom a viable goal. We're not goddamn Klingons. Dying "well" shouldn't be considered nearly as farking important as living well.

 
Memes Ate My Balls 2008-02-22 12:56:01 PM  
Bloody William: Seriously, no matter what your religious faith is, how farked up do you have to be to consider martyrdom a viable goal.

There's good martydom and bad martyrdom. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I could sacrifice myself so that a dozen friends can escape the horde unharmed. That is bad martydom. If one of my friends does it then it is good martyrdom.

 
RanDomino 2008-02-22 01:11:59 PM  
Bloody William
We're not goddamn Klingons

Qa'pla to you sir

 
Carousel Beast 2008-02-22 01:59:19 PM  
Memes Ate My Balls: Bloody William: Seriously, no matter what your religious faith is, how farked up do you have to be to consider martyrdom a viable goal.

There's good martydom and bad martyrdom. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I could sacrifice myself so that a dozen friends can escape the horde unharmed. That is bad martydom. If one of my friends does it then it is good martyrdom.


Well played.

 
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