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(AZCentral) News Rep. Rick Renzi (R-AZ) indicted for extortion, wire fraud, money laundering, hogging the letter R   (azcentral.com) divider line 53
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pgh9fan [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 11:10:48 AM  
RTFA subby, he's not a Senator.

 
jbc [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 11:18:44 AM  
pgh9fan: RTFA subby, he's not a Senator.

Subby probably didn't have enough r's remaining for the word 'representative'.


/Waiting for Faux News to label him (D-AZ).

 
FLMountainMan 2008-02-22 11:19:01 AM  
He only did this because he's a republican.

FACT.

 
robbyking 2008-02-22 11:21:13 AM  
Inaccurate or not, I LOL'ed.

 
mmm... pancake 2008-02-22 11:21:27 AM  
1 down, 99 to go

 
Misch [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 11:32:40 AM  
I was completely expecting to get Rick Rolled.

 
El_Frijole_Blanco [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 11:50:20 AM  
He is one of the biggest dirt bag politicians we have seen in Arizona and that is saying a lot considering we have had Mecham, Symington and Arpiio

 
theologian [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 11:55:50 AM  
Subby:

FLAIL


/(and Newsflash? Really?)

 
infidelmatt 2008-02-22 12:09:34 PM  
I submitted this with a more representative headline.

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 12:17:30 PM  
I'll bet he feels rolled.

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 12:35:32 PM  
Bomp bomp bomp... another one bites the dust!

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 12:36:32 PM  
mmm... pancake: 1 down, 99 434 to go

ftfy

 
RadioAaron 2008-02-22 12:38:21 PM  
Not in the R's, eh?

That's not what your mother said last night.

 
Dubya's_Coke_Dealer 2008-02-22 12:38:34 PM  
El_Frijole_Blanco: He is one of the biggest dirt bag politicians we have seen in Arizona and that is saying a lot considering we have had Mecham, Symington and Arpiio

don't forget McCain!

 
RandomExcess 2008-02-22 12:40:04 PM  
Truth be told, he is (was?) the most liberal GOP in the house.

God Bless America and Support the Troops

 
Philogogus 2008-02-22 12:45:12 PM  
RandomExcess

Oh right, because if someone did something bad, it MUST be because they are a closet liberal. Was Mark Foley a liberal?

 
ColdFusion 2008-02-22 12:45:43 PM  
Fox News will do their part to eliminate the letter R shortage caused by Renzi; they'll swiftly change him to D-AZ and two birds with one stone, right?

 
rosebud_the_sled 2008-02-22 12:50:53 PM  
Just a second! He's a republican and wasn't caught blowing someone? He must not be conservative or Christian.

 
Feindevil 2008-02-22 12:51:34 PM  
father of 12???

 
TheNewJesus 2008-02-22 12:52:24 PM  
quality voters elect quality politicians

 
setzer42 2008-02-22 12:53:14 PM  
If he had a D behind his name he'd be fine, all he'd have to do is keep the money in his freezer.

 
coolbeans56 2008-02-22 12:55:29 PM  
This has been a long time coming, he barely won in 2006 and the charges were hanging over his head then.

If he drops out of the general in time, the R's will still win the district.

Politically Purple (new window)
/pet project of mine

 
Rann Xerox 2008-02-22 12:57:02 PM  
www.hbo.com

"Amateur! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit!"

 
MFL 2008-02-22 12:57:49 PM  
www.foxnews.com

 
bheilig 2008-02-22 12:58:26 PM  
And to think, he was elected on a platform promising never to let us down, give us up. :(

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-02-22 01:01:35 PM  
Don't worry, he'll be a Democrat by the time he gets to fox news.

 
wotthefark 2008-02-22 01:02:16 PM  
RadioAaron: Not in the R's, eh?

That's not what your mother said last night.


Damn you Trebeck

tbn0.google.com

 
MyRandomName 2008-02-22 01:05:34 PM  
Meh, these land deals are seemingly common in Arizona on both sides of the political spectrum. Rep Gabby Giffords (D-Az) has a nice cushy piece of land that the government took a three year lease (at around 1 million) on. Tucson isn't even utilizing said piece of land.

With so much Federal Land these types of deals happen quite a bit around here.

 
Nightmaretony 2008-02-22 01:12:00 PM  
FRAIL

 
kregh99 2008-02-22 01:12:55 PM  
A REPUBLICAN?????

CORRUPT?????

I'M SHOCKED!!!!!


/Not really

 
hunkofsoup 2008-02-22 01:20:20 PM  
Hogging the letter R, holy crap yeah. His wife's name is Roberta and they have 12 children whose names all start with R. I went to high school with his daughters Rochelle and Regina.

 
rosebud_the_sled 2008-02-22 01:23:43 PM  
bheilig: And to think, he was elected on a platform promising never to let us down, give us up. :(

Do you think that any of the Republicans remember the "Contract with America". You know, that lie that the repub voters took as a fact. That is one of the many reasons that all Republicans need to be derided. They present themselves as the party of morals, financial responsibility and God, but turn out to not care about any of those things. It is only the undeniably, uncorrectably stupid that still believe those three principles ever existed.

Any group that has to advertise their moral code on a piece of paper is just indicating the principles that they will avoid or abuse. Sort of like "fair and balanced".

Just for their benefit, the last person in class to finally understand is not conservative, that person is the stupidest one in the class.

 
Walt_Jizzney 2008-02-22 01:35:51 PM  
El_Frijole_Blanco: He is one of the biggest dirt bag politicians we have seen in Arizona and that is saying a lot considering we have had Mecham, Symington and Arpiio

You forgot J.D. Hayworth...

 
Radar1980 2008-02-22 01:41:20 PM  

 
Radar1980 2008-02-22 01:42:55 PM  
Oops -- sorry, wrong link. Well, not wrong exactly, but a click saved is a penny earned, or whatever.

Here. (new window)

 
rppp01a 2008-02-22 01:47:20 PM  
Walt_Jizzney: You forgot J.D. Hayworth...

His biatch fit on election night was awesome. "Count all the votes- all of them! I won't concede until all are counted." For days he hid from the media and public. The votes were counted. Buh bye.

Now he's a talk show host on a local radio station.

 
DasRaven 2008-02-22 01:49:55 PM  
This Arizonan says, "Good riddance to bad rubbish."

Fark'n crook!

 
Nards of DOOM 2008-02-22 01:51:37 PM  
It was only a matter of time for the indictments to be handed down. I didn't expect that many & that includes the issue with the FEC.

/At least he has a Presidential Pardon to look forward to.

 
randomjsa 2008-02-22 02:03:08 PM  
I'm glad that people are getting indicted over shady land deals... Perhaps we should ask Harry Reid and the Clinton's when they will be indicted.

 
EwoksSuck 2008-02-22 02:21:46 PM  
Are their any Republican Congressmen left who have not either been indicted or uncloseted or both?

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 02:32:09 PM  
randomjsa: I'm glad that people are getting indicted over shady land deals... Perhaps we should ask Harry Reid and the Clinton's when they will be indicted.

You're kidding right?

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-02-22 02:41:24 PM  
Ooh, I like the threads where we catch republicans in wrong-doing shenanigans, because we get to BRING THE OUTRAGE!!!


The democrats are crooks threads are boring. Just a bunch of "meh, both sides do it."
/ sits back, grabs popcorn, waits to be insulted by a liberal independent

 
RminusQ [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 02:44:11 PM  
coolbeans56: This has been a long time coming, he barely won in 2006 and the charges were hanging over his head then.

If he drops out of the general in time, the R's will still win the district.


He had already said he wasn't going to run for re-election.

 
inglixthemad [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 02:54:27 PM  
randomjsa: I'm glad that people are getting indicted over shady land deals... Perhaps we should ask Harry Reid and the Clinton's when they will be indicted.

Didn't they try that already?

Oh yeah, they did.

FAIL

 
Gridlock 2008-02-22 02:55:32 PM  
Never has America needed Remo Williams & Chiun more and more
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Destroyer (pops)

Background

The series is about Remo Williams, a Newark cop framed for a crime and sentenced to death. His death is faked by the government so he can be trained as an assassin for CURE, a secret organization set up by President Kennedy to defend the country by working outside the bounds of the Constitution. The sitting US President and the head of CURE were initially the only other people that know about the organization. (Over the years this circle of people has increased slightly.) The head of CURE is Harold Smith, a man selected by the President because of his brilliant mind but more importantly, because of his integrity. Smith was a former law instructor at Yale and served in the Office of Strategic Services during World War II.

Remo's trainer is Chiun, a deadly assassin and the last Master of Sinanju. Over the years, Remo and Chiun's relationship has transformed from student-teacher to son-father. It's also been discovered over the years that Remo is the avatar of Shiva, as prophesied in the legends of Sinanju. In 1985, a companion book entitled Inside Sinanju was published. This was a revised and updated book that was formerly titled The Assassin's Handbook. Most of the book is written in the first person of "Chiun". It covers anecdotes as well as information on the various villains and story arcs from the series.

Although the series settled down into its formula by around the third book, there are many elements which are not present in the first book, Created, The Destroyer. Many of these have, however, been "retconned" into later stories about the early days of Remo's training. In the first book, the word Sinanju is not used at all to describe the martial arts that Chiun teaches Remo. Zen, karate, aikido and judo are used instead. Remo has many trainers for other aspects of being an undercover operative, he is taught to use different types of firearms, and trained in close-quarters assassination. He smokes tobacco, drinks alcohol, and eats red meat, all activities that would later prove harmful or impossible as his body became changed by the harsh Sinanju training regime. Remo uses a gun to shoot somebody, although it is only to wound, and all his actual kills are hand-to-hand. He does make a conscious choice not to use weapons, after a fight in which he kills a man who had been pointing a gun at him. He realizes that Chiun never carried a gun and is over 70, whereas MacCleary, who had told him to always carry a gun, is dead. The retelling of Remo's origin in the story "The Day Remo Died" in The Assassin's Handbook and in Destroyer #120-121 square his origin more fully with later developments.

Chiun is a minor supporting character who appears only briefly in this book in an early training sequence, and is not referred to again. Much of the humour that comes in the later books from the relationship between Remo and Chiun is correspondingly absent. The book also lacks the 'signature' touch, in that the first line of chapter two does not start with the words: 'His name was Remo'.

 
Nards of DOOM 2008-02-22 03:11:17 PM  
I forgot to mention the firing of Attorney Paul Charlton, who started the investigation into this land-swap deal. I'm sure if they were to dig deep enough, they could find more dirty deals.

 
phillydrifter 2008-02-22 03:20:50 PM  

A politician, who's gone corrupt?

You don't say.


Who would have ever thought of a politician using their office for illegal personal gains?

 
Dalton Voss 2008-02-22 03:38:42 PM  
bheilig: And to think, he was elected on a platform promising never to let us down, give us up. :(

And then he ran around and deserted you.

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2008-02-22 03:54:24 PM  
Bonus: The Federal Prosecutor who oversaw this case was one of the ones fired by Gonzalez in the scandal a few months back.

 
Walt_Jizzney 2008-02-22 04:07:58 PM  
rppp01a: Walt_Jizzney: You forgot J.D. Hayworth...

His biatch fit on election night was awesome. "Count all the votes- all of them! I won't concede until all are counted." For days he hid from the media and public. The votes were counted. Buh bye.

Now he's a talk show host on a local radio station.


I know. What a fat fark prick. I'm glad that Mitchell cleaned his clock. And Mitchell is one cool dude.

/Tempe native

 
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