Wait, Shaq is telling him what to say?

Oh, sorry, my bad... I thought you said "black genie camp."

That camp beat us in the annual inter-camp games every year.

I can't decide whether to send my kid to black genius camp, Asian basketball camp or white dancing camp.

Geraldo's just pissed because he was the only one at the Puerto Rican Jew camp.

Don't you have some troop movements to give away on live TV, Geraldo?

/thinks the people who whine about the "MSM" would have stroked out with rage if that had been on CNN or MSNBC

I forget what eight was for: Geraldo's just pissed because he was the only one at the Puerto Rican Jew camp.

His camp counselor was Juan Epstein.

jake_lex Don't you have some troop movements to give away on live TV, Geraldo?

I came in here to say that. Explain to me again why that man isn't in prison for that?

At that camp the kids pray to a cardboard cut-out of Isaac Hayes.

Three Crooked Squirrels: His camp counselor was Juan Epstein.

Please excuse Epstein as he was sick yesterday.

-Epstein's mother

He's a politician, not a prophet.

Yes, Geraldo, planning, strategy, and analysis go into these appearances. Maybe you should try those things some time before you open your pie hole again.

Man, I remember when I was a kid, we would sneak into the canoes and paddle across the lake to play chess with the girls at the black genius camp.

Barry's speeches are all well and good, but they aren't exceptional per se, however, it's his delivery, cadence and tone that are truly remarkable.

The man has a gift.

TheConvincingSavant: Barry's speeches are all well and good, but they aren't exceptional per se, however, it's his delivery, cadence and tone that are truly remarkable.

The man has a gift.

I hear Barack Obama is pretty good too.

TheConvincingSavant: The man has a gift.

That's the Core of the matter, to be sure.

Once at black genius camp...

Al Capone's vault. There. I said it.

There's an Al Capone joke in there somewhere.

cameroncrazy1984: I hear Barack Obama is pretty good too.

My sister went to school with Barry Obama. She actually thought Barack was his brother or something.

Oh, and she was once bitten by a møøse.

The funny thing is that Obama's head speechwriter is a white kid.

LOL, Black Genius camp... what will they think of next!

Politically Purple (new window)
/pet project of mine

Stevie Wonder is a black genius.

Camp? That's a concentratin'.

I'm telling you kids, only a short matter of time after he secures the nomination before FoxNews slips up with a "ni**er".

I am a black genius.

vernonFL: Stevie Wonder is a black genius.

No, dude, Ray Charles.

Made hand-stitched leather lederhosen for his Banana Jr. in Crafts:

Hey Geraldo.
My roof's leaking.
Fix it.

Geraldo's a less relevant Bill O'Reilly.

I don't know why, but his line about "washington has become a place where good ideas come to die" is so full of WIN

its just awesome.

the one question I'd ask any candidate is this:

No matter how sincere you are in your promises and goals, what are you going to do to make sure Congress passes the bills you present?

TheConvincingSavant: Barry's speeches are all well and good, but they aren't exceptional per se, however, it's his delivery, cadence and tone that are truly remarkable.

The man has a gift.

You know who else had a gift for public speaking?

/John F. Kennedy
//who did you think I was gonna say?

No matter how sincere you are in your promises and goals, what are you going to do to make sure Congress passes the bills you present?

Do it the way BushCo does it... ignore congress.

Marcus Aurelius: There's an Al Capone joke in there somewhere.

Sadly, the Al Capone joke vault is empty.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

/who, incidentally, also thought Geraldo was a dick

Jaboobinator: I can't decide whether to send my kid to black genius camp, Asian basketball camp or white dancing camp.

Go with the middle one.

Jaboobinator: I can't decide whether to send my kid to black genius camp, Asian basketball camp or white dancing camp.

ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I went to black genius camp. Roasting marshmallows was a really popular activity for some reason...

/Got my Improving Race Relations in America badge though
//and one for kayaking

Obama's going to need to wear a turban in order to be recognized by the time the "mainstream" media is finished with him.

AIPAC's only remaining candidate is McCain, and what AIPAC wants, they sure seem to get out of our "free" press.

Jeffrey Zucker, CEO NBC TV, Zionist
Robert Iger, CEO ABC, Zionist
Leslie Moonves, CEO CBS, grandnephew of David Ben Gurion, Zionist
Jonathon Klein, CEO CNN, Zionist
Peter F. Chernin, President and COO FOX, Zionist

doesn't sound like such a bad place to dream up speaches.

Jaboobinator: I can't decide whether to send my kid to black genius camp, Asian basketball camp or white dancing camp.

I dance amazingly.

Apik0r0s: Obama's going to need to wear a turban in order to be recognized by the time the "mainstream" media is finished with him.

AIPAC's only remaining candidate is McCain, and what AIPAC wants, they sure seem to get out of our "free" press.

Jeffrey Zucker, CEO NBC TV, Zionist
Robert Iger, CEO ABC, Zionist
Leslie Moonves, CEO CBS, grandnephew of David Ben Gurion, Zionist
Jonathon Klein, CEO CNN, Zionist
Peter F. Chernin, President and COO FOX, Zionist

while i agree that the israel lobby has waaay too much power in washington... you're just an anti-semitic loon!

Dorf11: "Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

God, I love that book.

/Oh, happy soul.
//Oh, happy meat.
///Oh, happy Rabo Karabekian.

Apik0r0s: Lunacy snipped

You were a helluva chess player in the '60s and '70s. I thought you died.

mofomisfit: Geraldo's a less relevant Bill O'Reilly twat.


/FTFY

Apik0r0s: Jeffrey Zucker, CEO NBC TV, Zionist
Robert Iger, CEO ABC, Zionist
Leslie Moonves, CEO CBS, grandnephew of David Ben Gurion, Zionist
Jonathon Klein, CEO CNN, Zionist
Peter F. Chernin, President and COO FOX, Zionist

You know you are dealing with a sane and rational person when they bust out the Z-bomb

Obama is nothing more than an empty suit. ALL he has is charisma - and charisma has never done anything.

Charisma can't inspire followers to act. Charisma can't join people in a cause. Charisma can't induce enemies to sit down at a table together. Charisma can't convince anyone of anything. It's a USELESS quality in a leader. I bet you can't name a single great leader in the history of the world who ever accomplished ANYTHING due to being charismatic.

He's an empty suit - nothing in there except charisma, which is WORTHLESS.

/see what I did there?

what_now: jake_lex Don't you have some troop movements to give away on live TV, Geraldo?

I came in here to say that. Explain to me again why that man isn't in prison for that?