ugh.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I saw funnier things swimming around with my stool this morning.

Yeesh. Don't quit your day job, Borowitz.

I heard everything Obama touches turns to skittles.

Obama: If you were running for President, he'd vote for you!

I also saw Obama in that Choice Hotels commercial. Anyone else see that??

cue picture of obama with cowboy hat

He's got that honky tonk badonkadonk...

rbaron71: He's got that honky tonk badonkadonk...

thank you

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz....


I need to go ahead and become a right wing humorist. Apparatly you don't have to write well or be funny.

This just in: Obama wins talentless hack award, which was expected to go to Andy Borowitz.

dogfood:

I need to go ahead and become a right wing humorist. Apparently you don't have to write well or be funny.

Yes, none of them are very good but your audience is forced to listen to you and give you praise through Republican loyalty.

It's like Dennis Miller when he is on a right wing show. No one understands his jokes but realize they supposed to think they are funny so you hear uncomfortable applause and laughter because the audience isn't sure.

His wife ran off, his dog died, and his pickup has four flat tires?

rbaron71: He's got that honky tonk badonkadonk...

Ooo-ee, shut my mouth, slap your grandmaw!

Powerfully unfunny.

Shaggy_C: I saw funnier things swimming around with my stool this morning.

that's right...I had to come to fark to catch the punchline.

The chief export of Barack Obama is Hope.
Barack Obama can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Barack Obama invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Hope.

dogfood: Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz....


I need to go ahead and become a right wing humorist. Apparatly you don't have to write well or be funny.

I wouldn't classify Andy as a right wing humorist... whatever his political affiliation may be, he hits both sides of the aisle in his fake news satire.

After reading this one, I would also take umbrage with your use of the word "humorist". Definitely not one of his better columns.

Every other FARK thread has better, more plentiful and harder-hitting jokes written by amateurs for their own amusement. The author here ought to take some goddamn notes.

SnoreCriminal: The chief export of Barack Obama is Hope.
Barack Obama can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Barack Obama invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Hope.

Andy Borowitz, ladies and gentlemen! Let's give him a big hand!

[clap clap clap]

rbaron71: He's got that honky tonk badonkadonk...

Now I got that fecking song in my head. Thanks a lot.

Lando Lincoln: SnoreCriminal: The chief export of Barack Obama is Hope.
Barack Obama can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Barack Obama invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Hope.

Andy Borowitz, ladies and gentlemen! Let's give him a big hand!

[clap clap clap]

Mine was at least funnier than Borowitz :P

/gObama!

"Right-wing humorist" reminds me of "Christian stand-up comedian" for some reason. I'm sure there's some funny ones out there, but the very concept is a head-tilter.

heh...heh...heh...kinda funny...at least original...OH WAIT, THIS COULD BE CONSIDERED "ANTI-LIBERAL"!!!! DEAR LORD!!!!

BOOOO!!! UNFUNNY!!!! GEORGE BUSH SUCKS!!!!
REPUBLITARDS NOT WELCOME HERE!!!! THIS ARTICLE WAS A WASTE OF INTERNET SPACE!!!! GO AWAY BOOOOOOOOOOO!



/whew, almost fell for the vast, right wing conspiracy.

Obama's last CD was Awesome!

The best two tracks were, "Echoes from the outhouse", and "Once the White house goes black, you'll never look back".

Another Ray Charles, I'll tell you.

Keep it up Bam Bam.

Everyone seems to hate this article. My thoughts towards Obama aside, I think this whole Obamania is hilarious, and same goes for the article. Maybe I'm foolish though...

Yes, his band was "Al Obama" They had hits like...uhhh..."Roll on 18 wheeler" and whatnot.

Ah. I get it: humor. That's what you were trying for.

Humor.

dogfood: Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz....


I need to go ahead and become a right wing humorist. Apparatly you don't have to write well or be funny.

or ever be heard of in the "popular" (y'know, actually heard of the guy), popular culture.

I'm getting a kick out of this replies to the satire piece by Borowitz, because its what I expected to hear from Obama supporters. Geez, the piece is meant to be a joke and you guys go ape over it...

Borowitz sucks, on that we can all agree. His "Borowitz Report" reads like a college student who contributes a horrible article to the Onion's slushpile every week.

Although, he was somehow involved in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which was at times mildly amusing. It's at least provided a lot of YTMND fodder.

I've heard funnier eulogies.