Fail.

Who invaded whom?

Goddamn you, you pathetic farking excuse of a submitter, you worthless idiot slouch whose existence functions only to waste space that could be more usefully filled by a bucket of sludge, you asshat, for not labeling your link as coming from Townhall. Is that the only way you can get people to go to that site? By tricking them?

Pocket Ninja: Is that the only way you can get people to go to that site? By tricking them?

That's about it. So very proud of their bile that it doesn't get labeled.

!=subby

Sounds like Romney found work.

/dnrtfa

Last time I checked, no one was forcing you to vote for anyone, Mr Mackinnon...

It's good that Townhall gives these simpletons a place to lash out when things aren't going their way... keeps them from harassing folks at the bus station.

After nearly eight years of paranoid hysteria, haven't you Freepers run out of underpants to shart up? Really!

FTFA: In endorsing McCain the other day, former President George H.W. Bush said, "...no one is better prepared to lead our nation at these trying times than Senator John McCain." Really? No one? Does this incredibly decent former president truly believe that McCain is better prepared to lead this nation than say, his own son, Jeb?

Oh. My. God. I'm trying to think of something appropriate to say here, but every circuit breaker in my brain is flashing red right now.

Pocket Ninja: Goddamn you, you troll pathetic farking excuse of a submitter, you worthless idiot slouch whose existence functions only to waste space that could be more usefully filled by a bucket of sludge, you asshat, for not labeling your link as coming from Townhall. Is that the only way you can get people to go to that site? By tricking them?

FTFY

For the record, I did NOT submit this.

GaryPDX: For the record, I did NOT submit this.

There's a record?

2wolves: GaryPDX: For the record, I did NOT submit this.

There's a record?

hahaha...at least my shiat has some minuscule measure of logic..lol.

What the hell are these people so afraid of?

Look, kitten, you are much more likely to be killed being HIT BY LIGHTENING that in a terrorist attack. And if you are killed in a terrorist attack, you're more likely to be killed by a HOME GROWN terrorist- we've had a lot more attacks by domestic terrorists (I'm looking at YOU crazy environmentalists, KKK, and Cult leaders), than by boogymen Mooslims.

It must be awful to live your life with so much fear.

what_now: It must be awful to live your life with so much fear.

for most of these undies-soiling twits, the fear is their security blanket...

2wolves: There's a record?

Jeff sees you.

/That was Jeff, right?

***FREEPER-LIKE TYPING DETECTED***

All of the Armed Forces recruiting offices are open today until 5:00 p.m. in your area. Go on down and join up and then you can belly ache.

It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

I have faith in the ability of our elite marine core soldiers to defend us.

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

Working on that, are you McVeigh?

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

Well, our soldiers seem to be getting attacked every so often over in Iraq and needn't be.

Pocket Ninja: I have faith in the ability of our elite marine core soldiers to defend us.

So do I. It's the marine periphery soldiers that worry me.

Pocket Ninja: Is that the only way you can get people to go to that site? By tricking them?

I always hover first and check the status bar. That way I can avoid mislabeled Drudge articles, too.

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

If we don't get attacked again, that means there is no problem. At least not one I care about.

So you are right: a few more attacks would, indeed, indicate a problem.

xenophon10k: Pocket Ninja: I have faith in the ability of our elite marine core soldiers to defend us.

So do I. It's the marine periphery soldiers that worry me.

HOW DARE YOU SIR! I was a sailor in the marine periphery!

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

Look, I know you're the poster child for the Internet Tough Guy_tm and all, but some of us actually live in cities and take public transportation to and from our jobs, instead of hanging out in mom's basement in East Bumfark, Indiana making up stories about "wives" and "military service" inbetween jacking off to thoughts of taking part in a George Bush/Ann Coulter three way, so we would rather you DIDN'T wish terrorist attacks on us.

Also, Shut up TCS, you cock.

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.




OK, Dick Cheney...

Yes, because there are only two possible polar outcomes to this election: Endless war or unconditional surrender.

These people need to be institutionalized.

ArcadianRefugee: TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

If we don't get attacked again, that means there is no problem. At least not one I care about.

*sigh*

Where is the left with its magic rock fending off a tiger analogy when you need it?

TheConvincingSavant: Where is the left with its magic rock fending off a tiger analogy when you need it?

Saving it for a time when it is applicable. My statement was intentionally left open-ended.

The voices tell me there are Islamo-commies under your bed! I'm going to have to blow it up to save you!

No need to get up.

TheConvincingSavant: ArcadianRefugee: TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

If we don't get attacked again, that means there is no problem. At least not one I care about.

*sigh*

Where is the left with its magic rock fending off a tiger analogy when you need it?

Well, it's been a week since the "Protect America Act" expired. Why aren't I dead yet?

I just don't understand that.

If we get attacked, we need to become more authoritarian to keep us safe.

If we AREN'T getting attacked, we need to become more authoritarian to make sure we don't get attacked.

When exactly can we calm down? "When terrorism is defeated?"

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.


Yes. Let's all abandon our principles in the face of fear.

How patriotic.

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

AMEN!

Clearly, we need to be attacked by more Martians before we wise up and and do what we need to do as a country and nuke Venus.

You people are sheep. Your stupid liberal brains don't see the threat until it's too late.

It's a little late to say this, but

LET TEH FLAME WARZ BEGIN!!!1!

palladiate: TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

AMEN!

Clearly, we need to be attacked by more Martians before we wise up and and do what we need to do as a country and nuke Venus.

You people are sheep. Your stupid liberal brains don't see the threat until it's too late.

Damn those martians and venutians! With their big heads and even bigger boobs!! They are a threat to our own homegrown aliens and large breasted porn stars, we must not let them continue this threat to our everyday existence and must eliminate them as soon as possible! We have the technology, we have the knowhow we just need volunteers!

TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

Are you hoping that more innocent American citizens die just so you can be sanctimonious about it? That's kinda f*cked up man.

And -1

scruffy1: We have the technology, we have the knowhow we just need volunteers!

Yes! Of course, I can't, I'm too busy manning th ekeyboard and raising support at home to join the Marine Core.

Kome: TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

Are you hoping that more innocent American citizens die just so you can be sanctimonious about it?

No.

TheConvincingSavant: Kome: TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

Are you hoping that more innocent American citizens die just so you can be sanctimonious about it?

No.

Yes you are. You want people to know how right you are, regardless of whether you are or not, and you just said the only way for that to happen is for us "to be attacked a few more times." That's f*cked up, dude, wishing harm on innocent Americans.

Heh, if you know what I'm thinking, why did you even ask me the question?

I'm just here to see how many people don't get the Marine core reference...

Send them to my profile if they get confused.

Kome: TheConvincingSavant: Kome: TheConvincingSavant: It has become clear that we'll need to be attacked a few more times before some realize there is an actual problem.

Are you hoping that more innocent American citizens die just so you can be sanctimonious about it?

No.

Yes you are. You want people to know how right you are, regardless of whether you are or not, and you just said the only way for that to happen is for us "to be attacked a few more times." That's f*cked up, dude, wishing harm on innocent Americans.

Not only that, he wants to use the tragedy for an excuse to wage a widened war on all of Islam.

TheConvincingSavant: Heh, if you know what I'm thinking, why did you even ask me the question?

Don't know what you're thinking, thank God, but I do know what you said.

All too true, however, the Trilateral Commision will not allow my department to wage another war so soon.