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(The Sun) Dumbass Pete Doherty won't get out of bed for less than £30,000, won't take a shower for twice that   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 32
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mikem004 2008-02-20 08:07:52 AM  
What does this guy do besides drugs?

 
limeyfellow 2008-02-20 08:09:35 AM  
I hear he vomits a bit too...

/other than that I have nothing.

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-02-20 08:13:54 AM  
He can fark off for free.

 
BitwiseShift 2008-02-20 08:27:04 AM  
His mom will get into the sack for a quarter.

 
unclebobscircus 2008-02-20 08:35:14 AM  
BitwiseShift: His mom will get into the sack for a quarter.

Unfortunately, a quarter costs quite a bit nowadays

 
joe90 2008-02-20 08:55:42 AM  
why the fark is this c**t not in jail.. any one else hosed up infront a judge repeatedly would get there ass chucked in jail.. I just don't get it.. Its not like he really rich or anything.. Hes just junkie scum :)

 
Fantine71 2008-02-20 08:57:22 AM  
waste of space

 
FunkyRedrum 2008-02-20 09:12:37 AM  
Just looking at this dude makes me nauseous. I imagine that he must really stink as well.

 
SamTana 2008-02-20 09:43:00 AM  
joe90: why the fark is this c**t not in jail...

The jails are full.

 
Robo Beat 2008-02-20 10:14:22 AM  
How much would it cost to get Shane McGowan to brush his teeth?


/a king's ransom, evidently

 
flecsrogar 2008-02-20 10:32:00 AM  
joe90: why the fark is this c**t not in jail.. any one else hosed up infront a judge repeatedly would get there ass chucked in jail.. I just don't get it.. Its not like he really rich or anything.. Hes just junkie scum :)

See: Amy Winehouse.

 
123Repeater 2008-02-20 10:32:22 AM  
I would not piss on this turd if he was on fire.

 
theurge14 2008-02-20 10:57:12 AM  
Eventually his band is going to help him OD just to get rid of him.

 
ClintBartonWannabe 2008-02-20 10:58:32 AM  
What I don't understand is how he got hooked up with Kate Moss.
Oh wait, it was the drugs.

You know, if someone would slip him some really pure stuff . . . .

 
Communication Breakdown 2008-02-20 11:05:22 AM  
mikem004: What does this guy do besides drugs?

Kate Moss

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-02-20 11:18:35 AM  
mikem004: What does this guy do besides drugs?

Kate Moss

/Not anymore

 
Zerochance 2008-02-20 11:38:36 AM  
Seriously, is he anything else other than some sort of professional junkie?

 
mooseyfate 2008-02-20 11:46:37 AM  
And unfortunately, he won't fark off and die quietly for all the goddamn heroin in the world.

/Denis said it best: "The musicians that you want to overdose will NEEEEEVVVVEEER farking die. Lock Motley Crue in a room with 20 tons of heroin, and they'll come out 5 hours later alive screaming, "YEEEAAAHH!!! ROCK ON!!!", and now we've got another double-live album on our hands! Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead, and we can't even get Jon Bon Jovi on a farking HELICOPTER! Yeah, Jon, there's a hairdresser in there, get the fark in there!"

 
ColSanders 2008-02-20 11:55:21 AM  
The Vanessa Hudgens Santa sex story on the same page is much more interesting.

 
mandrsn1 2008-02-20 12:05:15 PM  
Reading the SUN makes ME want to VOMIT. These WORDS are IMPORTANT.

 
ghoulie_mask 2008-02-20 12:19:33 PM  
What's strange and idiotic to us Americans is that 99% of us have never even heard of this asshole even in passing, and of that 1 percent, probably 99% of them have never even heard of his band, let alone any of his music, but in Britain, he's in the tabloid pages 24/7 like royalty. I don't even think it's all the Kate Moss thing, either. The British tabloid media promote him like he's a valuable and important export, like the rest of the world should be very interested and aware of his every move, when we're like "Huh? Who?"

I think I hate him on principle (chinless junkie bastard with a stupid band name), and I've never even heard a second of his music. Odd. And I'm probably not alone.

 
MmmBadEggs 2008-02-20 12:29:33 PM  
I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is an unbelievably terrible musician.

And probably smells like a bag of assholes.

 
SofaKingFresh 2008-02-20 12:35:58 PM  
FTA:

"It put Doherty, with his yellow teeth and pasty face, on a par with model LINDA EVANGELISTA,"

Priceless.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-02-20 12:45:44 PM  
mikem004: What does this guy do besides drugs?

Well he doesn't brush his teeth, that's for sure.

www.blogsmithmedia.com

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2008-02-20 01:39:46 PM  
Y'know, it's funny because Doherty fronts a band called Babyshambles. And damned if they didn't release a good CD in 2007. It's got some great Indie Britpop tunes on it.

/Must have been recorded when he wasn't strung out

 
phartnocker 2008-02-20 01:44:12 PM  
I, like most farkers, have been reading about this jackoff for I don't know how long so I invested 5 minutes in some youtube research and I am disgusted with myself to admit that babyshambles does not suck.

I had a similar revulsion session where I found out that Amy Winehouse('s music) isn't revolting either, and some of it is catchy.

dammit. I'm 0 for 2 on revolting brit pop-stars.

/I also thought that the cowboys, packers and patriots would beat ny.

 
davynelson 2008-02-20 02:04:38 PM  
I'll piss on him for a dollar.

 
TheDuderino 2008-02-20 02:24:13 PM  
ghoulie_mask: What's strange and idiotic to us Americans is that 99% of us have never even heard of this asshole even in passing, and of that 1 percent, probably 99% of them have never even heard of his band, let alone any of his music, but in Britain, he's in the tabloid pages 24/7 like royalty. I don't even think it's all the Kate Moss thing, either. The British tabloid media promote him like he's a valuable and important export, like the rest of the world should be very interested and aware of his every move, when we're like "Huh? Who?"

I think I hate him on principle (chinless junkie bastard with a stupid band name), and I've never even heard a second of his music. Odd. And I'm probably not alone.


Translation: I'm an ignorant fark who says someones music sucks while admitting to never hearing a second of his music. As Bill Hicks once said,
"If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL farking high on drugs. The Beatles were so farking high they let Ringo sing a few songs."

That is, unless you think all those government approved drug free bands make good music, which you obviously do, in which case you can go suck Satan's cock. (waiting for the: "BUTTTTT FRANK ZAPPA WAS CLEAN")

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gusto1214 2008-02-20 02:24:32 PM  
I love that a lot of the same people who cry junkie scum on Pete Doherty are probably the same people listening to Zepplin, the Stones, Motley Crue, Sabbath, The Who, Hendrix and Bowie. A lot of the greatest musicians from just about every genre were drug addled farkups off-stage. In fact, you could even make a plausible argument that the pain and misery associated with their habits contribuited to their art (Lou Reed anyone?), and the reckless irresponsability to their rockstar personas (Moon?). While Doherty is certainly none of these people, he is an amazingly talented musician in an industry increasingly dominated by the talentless. Not only is he an exceptionally talented lyricist, but he's relentlessly charismatic (hence the kate moss thing)and honest in his music. Don't write him off because he's a junky, because in doing so you write off so many other musicians. Check out songs like The Belle y La Bette (sp?), Down in Albion, What Katie Did, and the 32nd of December. Sure, there's a bit of a learning curve with his music, but then that's the same for the Velvet Underground and Henrix.

 
gshepnyc 2008-02-20 03:39:03 PM  
davynelson: I'll piss on him for a dollar.


And you'd get change back.

 
FreakinB 2008-02-20 03:54:51 PM  
The guy is a jackass of the highest order and should have run out of chances a long time ago, but I will say that The Libertines were fantastic.

 
FreakinB 2008-02-20 04:01:03 PM  
mikem004: What does this guy do besides drugs?

Used to do Kate Moss

Used to be in The Libertines. As I said before, they were really, really good. They broke up after 2 albums, and his drug use had a whole lot to with it.

Now in a band called Babyshambles. I've never heard them but supposedly they're at least ok.

 
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