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bluorangefyre: Thread over before it begins. Thanks subby.

It's not over. We all need to visualize that tragic accident and react appropriately.

Ready? One.. two.. three..

....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIUUUAAAGH!!!

WTF? Does this guy just wear a plaster mask of his former face now?

No, man. He made "Thriller".
Thriller.

So you would let Jackson sleep with your children.

Fark no!

Watching him crash and burn in his return will be almost as sweet as seeing OJ finally go to jail.

Special award? What, the Fellowship of the Nose?

/I dub thee Nostrildamus.

He's a member of Anonymous.

Psycho...

That's just ignorant.

Yes, but was he on his backo?

Who?

CruiserTwelve: WTF? Does this guy just wear a plaster mask of his former face now?

I had to look twice... I thought it was a still from "V for Vendetta."

didnt he get some other special award a few years back or so?

WTF? Does this guy just wear a plaster mask of his former face now?



Recent picture, showing MJ's new look with him sporting a mustache

Does anyone else remember a few years ago when he appeared on some other awards show (like maybe the American Muzak Awards) and picked up a piece of stage decoration like it was a trophy, then gave a "thank you" speech -- even though he wasn't being given any award at all?

ah, I am starting to actually feel sorry for this minstrel.

Kanye West doesn't care about male children's bungholes.

If they'd gone through with this crazy-ass plan, I'd have paid Jarvis Cocker's airfare to L.A.

carmody: Does anyone else remember a few years ago when he appeared on some other awards show (like maybe the American Muzak Awards) and picked up a piece of stage decoration like it was a trophy, then gave a "thank you" speech -- even though he wasn't being given any award at all?

It was at the MTV Music Awards, and it was the centerpiece of a cake, since the show was on his birthday. A pre-batshiat crazy Britney Spears introduced him, and apparently ad-libbed a line "He's the artist of the millennium!" which Jacko, who was definitely batshiat crazy by then, took as an award. So he pulled the centerpiece of the award off the cake and gave an acceptance speech.

Jim Norton did a routine on this, and said something like this: "You'd think that a real award wouldn't have icing on it."

jake_lex: That's the one. I saw that and just thought... "Wow."

Thankfully we got the return of The Time instead!

/Metalhead
//Still has an appreciation for the funky dance shiat!

I don't care who you are, that's scary right there.

jake_lex: Jim Norton did a routine on this, and said something like this: "You'd think that a real award wouldn't have icing on it."

There's an obscene joke in there or three. But I refuse to stoop.

Got there on your own, didn't ya?

how the hell does this guy get feautured in Ebony...did I miss something...that just kills me, and the jackson 5 thing that would be absolutely amazing to watch...I would be laughing for days...talk about brother from another mother complex

what's up with the revisionism of Thriller's sales, by the way? Certainly I'm not that only one who's noticed that it went from about 50 million (already an impressive number) a couple years ago to them now claiming it's sold over 100 million?

spyderz343: how the hell does this guy get feautured in Ebony...did I miss something...that just kills me, and the jackson 5 thing that would be absolutely amazing to watch...I would be laughing for days...talk about brother from another mother complex

I came here to say exactly this, only with more punctuation.

spyderz343:

I was going to leave it as, "They interview white guys in Ebony now?"

/best I could come up with

When's bedtime at Neverland?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Seriously, just go away. Freak.

carmody: Does anyone else remember a few years ago when he appeared on some other awards show (like maybe the American Muzak Awards) and picked up a piece of stage decoration like it was a trophy, then gave a "thank you" speech -- even though he wasn't being given any award at all?

Micheal Jackson came to my house the other day, picked up the urn my uncles ashes were in, and thanked everyone in the living room....

Christ... i'm SHOCKED that he's only 49. Crazy to think he's messed himself up to that extent in only 49 years.

He looks like a melted space alien drag queen. That picture is one of the scariest things I have ever seen in my life.

Get him in the farkin closet, quick!