WIN

Agree. Win. Great headline. A potential classic.

yes, that was funny

Excellent, +1

Can you win the thread with the headline?

This one suggests so.

Mission of Burma unavailable for comment.

*snerk* glad I wasn't drinking anything...

She says Reagan is doing well and "joking and visiting in her room."



The SCARY tag is because she's alone in her room.

Fully admitting that I'm a borderline retard, I don't get it.



Somebody 'splain?

Be nice she's like a thousand.

All hail former president Nancy.

/Alzheimer be damned for her husband, whats his name.

Her horoscope didn't predict this?

Subby has touched my funny bone....and my heart.

only the good die young.

Moses To Sandy Koufax: Fully admitting that I'm a borderline retard, I don't get it.



Somebody 'splain?

Thsi

In other words, Nancy Reagan is still alive.

did her astrologer predict this?

JerkyMeat: Looking forward to her passing, along with every other republican.

Her support for the Brady Law and embryonic stem cell research would make her a Libtard™ Democrat by today's standards.

Goodbye, funnylady.

Just a preemptive strike on my part.

Bucky Katt: did her astrologer predict this?

I would just say no.

+1 submiter

Epic win.

Bucky Katt: did her astrologer predict this?

I think he said that she would go on a great trip... but since the meaning is a bit fuzzy it was hard to make out.

brevity is the soul of wit..

Driver: Bucky Katt: did her astrologer predict this?

I would just say no.

well played, sir

Is this the place where you cockpunch a 86-year-old Lady???

Candy. Flavored. Win.

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Biatch
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/Deutsche

I liked the bit where the submitter made a joke about her hair. It made me laugh, laugh like the laughter I had back in the old days, before the creeping terror came and the nightmare bannanas ate my dog.

AlwaysRightBoy: Is this the place where you cockpunch a 86-year-old Lady???

it ain't a lady if you can cockpunch them

make no mistake, she's as mean and evil as the rest of them. Hell, she was knocked up with Ronnie's baby when they married. That was after he had to divorce his wife, of course. Then in the 80's, they have the nerve to start this family values bullshiat.
She is and has always been a calculating biatch.

Mrs. Reagan, tear down this fall.

/_weak

I'm surprised nobody has made a Fresh Prince reference yet! The article clearly said that she lived in Bel-Air.

AlwaysRightBoy: Is this the place where you cockpunch a 86-year-old Lady???

Evidently. I've never been a fan of the Reagans, but jeez, folks....

ultraholland: Mrs. Reagan, tear down this fall.

I lol'd.

Way to go subby, I almost raced ol' Nancy to the grave when you made me choke on an M&M. Well done.

vabeard: That was after he had to divorce his wife, of course.

Um, you do know that Jane Wyman was the one that filed for divorce, not the other way around, and that she was cheating on him, right?

I hope she has a speedy recovery. However, that being said, falls at that age never end well. *makes changes to death pool*

Maybe she didn't fall. Maybe Mr. T came back for revenge.


Hey, foo. 'Member me? It's T. Mr. T. I'll push you down. Real hard. Make it hurt. [thump] That's how T rolls. Stay in school.


I love his "WTF? How did I get myself into this shiat?" look on his face in that pic.

vabeard: make no mistake, she's as mean and evil as the rest of them. Hell, she was knocked up with Ronnie's baby when they married. That was after he had to divorce his wife, of course. Then in the 80's, they have the nerve to start this family values bullshiat.
She is and has always been a calculating biatch.

That's it. The next person who uses the phrase "Make no mistake" is gonna get cock-punched. I hate that phrase.

"Make no mistake"
"Make no mistake"
"Make no mistake"
"Make no mistake"

AllMyNutsAreBelongOnYourChin: vabeard: make no mistake, she's as mean and evil as the rest of them. Hell, she was knocked up with Ronnie's baby when they married. That was after he had to divorce his wife, of course. Then in the 80's, they have the nerve to start this family values bullshiat.
She is and has always been a calculating biatch.

That's it. The next person who uses the phrase "Make no mistake" is gonna get cock-punched. I hate that phrase.

Make no mistake you can't cock-punch someone without a cock.

Gridlock
The widow of an deceased anti-American cocaine-trafficker and anti-human funder of totalitarian regimes deserves a more excruciating death like Evita Peron dying of cancer.

It should be noted that much of what you describe was actually done under the supervision of the V.P., George H.W. Bush. During most of his Presidency, Reagan was starting to develop alzheimer's and Bush Sr was running the show behind the scenes much in the same manner that Cheney has been doing for his offspring.

Direct your anger to the person who truly deserves it.

*stamps his feet*

Are you guys getting bonus points from the Democratic party for every negative thing you say about a Republican? This thread is a perfect example of why political parties should be outlawed. They basically turn simple-minded, easily led sheep into a mouthpiece for divisiveness.

You know I was with Ronnie but this woman was not with him the whole way....didn't she just trip up Jane once or twice.

Heh.

When Lady Bird kicked off, Fark was all like, "don't pick on her, man, she was like the First Lady an' stuff, she should be respected"

And I was all like, hey Farkers, are you gonna be nice to Nancy R. when she checks out, and Farkers were like, yeah, sure,....

Liars. You got-damm hippies are going to rip her up. Because, you know, ReTHUGlicans are not political opponents, but the very personification of EVIL!!!!!