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(Yahoo) Cool If you think pennies are worthless, Walter Husak, who just auctioned of 301 antique pennies for $10.7 million, would like to have a word with you   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 66
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Merltech 2008-02-17 09:31:36 PM  
Only if the said penny has a high demand.

 
Delay 2008-02-17 09:31:46 PM  
Coin collectors are kinda dull.

 
ChoNeko 2008-02-17 09:31:52 PM  
You can have my two cents.

 
travvis 2008-02-17 09:33:13 PM  
If you were Jewish, and you were baking a German chocolate cake, would you maybe leave it in the oven just a little bit longer than normal?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:33:27 PM  
Nice try subby but those are pennies most of us are unlikely to have. Call me back when they're talking about the crap I have in the jar on top of my dryer.

 
GoSurfing [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:34:13 PM  
A penny saved is a penny earned.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:34:27 PM  
travvis: If you were Jewish, and you were baking a German chocolate cake, would you maybe leave it in the oven just a little bit longer than normal?

What does this have to do with anything?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:35:25 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Nice try subby but those are pennies most of us are unlikely to have. Call me back when they're talking about the crap I have in the jar on top of my dryer.

Also, THIS

 
shgrmagnolia 2008-02-17 09:36:03 PM  
travvis: If you were Jewish, and you were baking a German chocolate cake, would you maybe leave it in the oven just a little bit longer than normal?

whaaaatt......

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-02-17 09:36:04 PM  
GoSurfing: A penny saved is a penny earned.

And it's still just a penny.

 
culebra 2008-02-17 09:36:51 PM  
A penny saved is a penny earned.

Also, could you get some athlete's foot cream for my face?

 
travvis 2008-02-17 09:37:42 PM  
travvis: If you were Jewish, and you were baking a German chocolate cake, would you maybe leave it in the oven just a little bit longer than normal?

What does this have to do with anything?


Exactly.

 
GoSurfing [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:37:57 PM  
Also, Mr. Walter Husak wants to have a word with me because they are my ass-pennies. He wants me to be his ass penny goose.

/sorry I have really low self esteem.

 
mrtron 2008-02-17 09:38:56 PM  
If I was selling 301 antique pennies, they would most certainly become ass pennies before transfer of ownership.

Haha! You just paid 10 mil for asspennies!

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:39:25 PM  
the metal used to make pennies is valuable

 
James Atkins 2008-02-17 09:40:38 PM  
auctioned off?

 
shgrmagnolia 2008-02-17 09:41:18 PM  
GoSurfing sorry i have really low self esteem

low self esteem is kind of chic these days

 
MrSeabass 2008-02-17 09:42:56 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Nice try subby but those are pennies most of us are unlikely to have. Call me back when they're talking about the crap I have in the jar on top of my dryer.

Good thing I'm not one of those "most of us" people. I started my collecting (numismating, lolol) when I found a very exceptional 1984 double die penny in some Wal-Mart change. That, along with some Morgans and whatnot have made me a very nice sum to fall back on if I choose to sell. Not to sound like a late-night Infomercial, but my collecting and trading got me a %300 or so return on my investments.

Don't have any gold though. Gold is for pussies.

 
GungFu 2008-02-17 09:43:50 PM  
I'm getting a kick out of these replies because I've just spent a penny in the bathroom.

 
Major 2008-02-17 09:44:45 PM  
What the fu--

Oh wait.. P-E-N-N-I-E-S.
Jesus god, did I ever parse that wrong.

/today's letter is "joint"!

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:50:23 PM  
When the termination expression evaluates to false, the loop terminates.

 
sentient_being 2008-02-17 09:51:04 PM  
aycu39.webshots.com

AND I SURE AS shiat DON'T SELL PENNIES ON SHABBOS!

 
phlegmmo 2008-02-17 09:51:26 PM  
"Keep your hands off my Penny!"

www.fiftiesweb.com

/extra points for old farkers that remember this

 
VeganCheesesteak! 2008-02-17 09:53:41 PM  
i15.photobucket.com

 
Ow My Balls 2008-02-17 09:53:59 PM  
Love the picture of the 1794 penny!

 
undflickertail 2008-02-17 09:54:36 PM  
The oldest penny I ever found was in my spare change from the supermarket. A pretty smooth 1929 wheat penny.

/still have it
//do not plan on getting rid of it

 
Hick [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:54:41 PM  
This makes no cents. All the money for some stupid pennies, it's noncents.

 
WizardofToast 2008-02-17 09:56:01 PM  
www.citypaper.net

Approves.

 
kid_charlemagne 2008-02-17 09:57:07 PM  
Coin collectors like 'em mint condition, with plenty of head and a nice bust to boot!

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:57:54 PM  
MrSeabass 2008-02-17 09:42:56 PM

I started my collecting (numismating, lolol) when I found a very exceptional 1984 double die penny in some Wal-Mart change. That, along with some Morgans and whatnot have made me a very nice sum to fall back on if I choose to sell. Not to sound like a late-night Infomercial, but my collecting and trading got me a %300 or so return on my investments.

So a double-struck penny is worth three cents?

 
jfarkinB [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:59:17 PM  
Step 1: get coin (or toy or anything else) that's made in very limited quantities
Step 2: wait 200 years
Step 3: profit!

If a penny is worth $300K after 200 years, that works out to about 9% per year. Buy stocks.

 
ultraholland 2008-02-17 10:00:06 PM  
culebra: A penny saved is a penny earned.

Also, could you get some athlete's foot cream for my face?


Cherry. Cherry! Mule...

 
kid_charlemagne 2008-02-17 10:00:46 PM  
1909-S V.D.B FTW!

 
jimmyjackfunk 2008-02-17 10:00:56 PM  
went to the post office and used their stamp machine and the change i got had a nickel in it. didn't really pay attention until i got back to the car and seen it was a buffalo nickel. checked and I think they were minted between 1913-28. but there is only one that is extremely rare and that is the one where somebody at the mint forgot to take off the 1917 die and it has a double cast of 1917-1918. Mine is pretty much worthless. So worn out that the date is gone and there is no mint mark on the back.

/second rarest buffalo nickel is the "three legged buffalo"

 
TrentSteel68 2008-02-17 10:05:53 PM  
jfarkinB: Buy stocks.

You could always buy the wrong stocks.

 
Jeffrey.Rodriguez 2008-02-17 10:12:21 PM  
Well, if you take inflation into account, that's probably accurate.

 
mrtron 2008-02-17 10:13:15 PM  
TrentSteel68: You could always buy the wrong stocks.

Ya, and beating the market is almost impossible, so I would put most of my money (75%) in index funds, and then try to make some smart plays outside of that. And of course, this doesn't factor in diversifying in other instruments.

 
time2sow 2008-02-17 10:16:52 PM  
i'd like to think 10.7 million could have bought another 'f' for that headline.

 
richmassena23 2008-02-17 10:17:22 PM  
For those interested, here is the catalog
BTW, the US has never minted a penny.

 
jackandwater 2008-02-17 10:22:31 PM  
phlegmmo: "Keep your hands off my Penny!"



/extra points for old farkers that remember this



Sky King and his neice is named penny.

 
SonOfSpam 2008-02-17 10:29:07 PM  
Keep the change.

/wait...

 
ultraholland 2008-02-17 10:45:01 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
Hollie Maea 2008-02-17 10:54:18 PM  
richmassena23: BTW, the US has never minted a penny.

Guess what? The US Cent is known in vernacular as a penny. Nearly everyone knows that "penny" isn't the official name, but almost no one cares.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 11:01:08 PM  
I have a small collection of silver pesos with me.

One always imagines that silver, gold and copper are pretty and very shiny. No one really tells you that the more pure the metal is, the duller it gets.

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 11:01:31 PM  
ultraholland I came here to make the same reference.

/And got me a new Rolex from the one penny that nice man gave me.

 
SpaceCactus 2008-02-17 11:16:14 PM  
Makh: ultraholland I came here to make the same reference.

/And got me a new Rolex from the one penny that nice man gave me.


I came here to do the same as well. Good on you ultraholland.

/thanks mishhhter!!!

 
richmassena23 2008-02-17 11:29:53 PM  
Hollie Maea:Guess what? The US Cent is known in vernacular as a penny. Nearly everyone knows that "penny" isn't the official name, but almost no one cares.

I was trolling for "yes it has." and got "who cares?" instead.

A fat lot of fun you are.

 
ajboucek 2008-02-17 11:38:22 PM  
I read that as penises and not pennies. I think there's something wrong with me

 
Millsey [TotalFark] 2008-02-18 12:14:05 AM  
Look at this, Doctor Jones. A common pocket watch. It's worthless... ten dollars from any vendor at the market, but if you put it in the ground for a thousand years it becomes priceless.

 
Sword and Shield 2008-02-18 12:28:10 AM  
Wonder if it was part of the old Garrett collection- that was an impressive set.

Coins can be pretty interesting, and quite profitable if done right. I collect half dollars, and every week I'll get a couple rolls of halves when I deposit my paycheck. Check for silver, spend the rest. So far I'm up over 140 of them, just counting the 90% silver ones.

As silver value alone, that's a shade under a thousand bucks in silver. As coins, a bit more, say twelve hundred.

Cost to me? Fifty cents each. 1300% profit isn't bad.

 
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