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(Some Guy) Dumbass Police called to investigate burglary. Find burglars in action. At the police station   (wistv.com) divider line 24
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PFRboy [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:22:02 PM  
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!!

 
digidorm [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:24:24 PM  
DOING IT WRONG, YOU ARE!!!!

 
I_Hate_Iowa 2008-02-17 10:24:54 PM  
www.blottered.com

Why the fark doesn't the TV show show up in a GIS?

 
wildcardjack 2008-02-17 10:25:56 PM  
dsc.discovery.com

It's been done before.

In other news, thieves stole all the toilets from another police station. Detectives say they have nothing to go on.

 
ejunkie 2008-02-17 10:26:31 PM  
img151.imageshack.us

 
tendervittles 2008-02-17 10:26:40 PM  
my.voyager.net

 
I_Hate_Iowa 2008-02-17 10:26:42 PM  
wildcardjack:

I hate you. So. Much!

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:27:59 PM  
FTFA: The office has been empty since the entire force was shut down amid an investigation of the town's finances.

sounds like a great town to live in

 
I_Hate_Iowa 2008-02-17 10:28:03 PM  
Oh.... Having the correct name for the show in the GIS would certainly help, wouldn't it?

Ummm..... STFU and leave me alone?

/:(

 
MastaBrembo 2008-02-17 10:29:40 PM  
www.projo.com

Approve

 
lincolncounty 2008-02-17 10:30:06 PM  
i32.photobucket.com

 
lincolncounty 2008-02-17 10:32:29 PM  
i32.photobucket.com

//Does not approve

 
carltrips 2008-02-17 10:32:35 PM  
wistv.images.worldnow.com

what the fark kind of camera are they using here?
a sony mavica circa?

content.answers.com

/hotlinking and luving it

 
Lars The Canadian Viking 2008-02-17 10:41:26 PM  
I think his nickname is James "The Neck" Murray.

 
lincolncounty 2008-02-17 10:41:45 PM  
/He should apply to Baltimore PD... this should seal the deal for Officer Murray!

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:44:00 PM  
Why the fark is he trying to look so tough? So he just gets buttsecks from the next biggest guy in county lockup?

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:47:13 PM  
Were they stealing a toilet?

 
bluenorway 2008-02-17 10:49:46 PM  
submit the village people ymca dmca thepiratebay.org

 
Deranger 2008-02-17 11:09:51 PM  
There's an iceberg barely hiding in this story.

FTFA:

"The office has been empty since the entire force was shut down amid an investigation of the town's finances."

 
tonygotskilz 2008-02-17 11:11:05 PM  
Did anyone else notice that the police found 2 people roaming around inside THEIR place and were only able to catch one guy. The guy that went for the front door btw... I bet the other guy was a total genius and decided to run for the back door which the sheriffs obviously didn't suspect anyone would be foolish enough to do...

/ Always goes for the back door...
// Pun intended!

 
sjbiars 2008-02-17 11:31:13 PM  
www.moonwebs.com

//The missing link?

 
studebaker hoch 2008-02-18 12:24:00 AM  
i26.tinypic.com

 
Thresher 2008-02-18 12:48:45 AM  
Came here for "It takes a thief" reference. Not disappointed. That was crazy when he got caught!

 
aCiD99 2008-02-18 12:56:26 AM  
carltrips: what the fark kind of camera are they using here?
a sony mavica circa?


Oh god the terrible stories...

After I paid my $20,000.00 tuition for university they took my picture using one of those first gen Sony FLOPPY DRIVE cameras. So I asked... "ummmmm, why the shiat are you still using that?" Response: "Oh, it's the only way we know how to get the pictures on the computer."

This was after waiting in line for about an hour to register, BECAUSE THE BATTERIES DIED AND NEEDED TO BE CHARGED!

AND THEN! On the student card, the year I registered is "1907", YA, that's right it actually says 1907!

 
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