Calling Flannery O'Connor

I just RTFA and DAMN! Teh chick is a walking psycho hosebeast!

Being beaten with one's own prosthetic leg... that's simply not cricket.

story at breitbart.tv (new window)

Wow, that's full of win.

I'm on Fark way too much when that is the first thing I think after reading that.

Yeah, but is she single?

Some stories are just made for fark.

This is one of those stories.

That story is awesome in its pathetic goodness
/Screw you homecoming queen! That's as good as life got!
//no, not bitter

How you doin'?

police said Anthony pulled off her sister's prosthetic leg and beat her with it.

So what's the problem...?

The victim would sue but it was determined she didn't have a leg to stand on.

try the veal and remember to tip the waitstaff

kilgorn: police said Anthony pulled off her sister's prosthetic leg and beat her with it.

So what's the problem...?


Proper trailer park ettiquette, I believe she was supposed to allow the the defending party choice of prosthetic limbs.

/could be wrong

Sigh... Okay I'd hit it.

rouxkitty
Calling Flannery O'Connor

Chilling...

/lives 2 mi from Andalusia

win

When she was beating her sister was she yelling "Stop kicking yourself!"?

Why do I have the sudden urge to watch Drop Dead Gorgeous?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkG56P9uBeU

Great song.

mom?

she was so drunk she smeared her feces in the back of a police car.

Ok, who hasn't?

Hands?

Man... That's a good headline....

/kudos.

Are things so boring up there that they keep tab's on their old homecoming queens? I could understand if it was Miss Pennsylvania or something, but a high school homecoming queen? That's just pathetic.

/sounds like she's a real winner tho...

I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Solid comedy!

Because People in power are Stupid: Sigh... Okay I'd hit it.

Seriously? The before picture looks like someone put a wig on one of the little grey men from X-Files, and the after picture looks like someone put a wig on Mulder after his coke habit led him down a dark and dangerous path of male-prostitution and all-night binging.

This is a good time to lobby for a Pa. tag

800Bullets: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

What did he call his real leg?

800Bullets: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.


What was the man's name?

The ex-homecoming queen had two DUI convictions in Allegheny County in 1991. One was in Rankin, where police said she was so drunk she smeared her feces in the back of a police car.

That is full of win win win!

Smearing feces, hurling raw meat, and assault with a prosthesis, how could this not end up on fark?

Reverend J: When she was beating her sister was she yelling "Stop kicking yourself!"?

WIN

Everybody run...
The homecoming queen's got leg..

That's Hawt!!!

Why can't I meet girls like this? Oh yeah, it's because I don't date strippers anymore.

It jest dont git more white trash than this!

I bet this lady is pure class.
No guido in this girl.
nope.

So many jokes. So little time.

Like that doesn't happen every day?

rouxkitty: Calling Flannery O'Connor

FTW

I'm shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED, that something like this could happen in the Pittsburgh Area.

/having a snickering fit
//Clevelander

more like a drama queen

If you've come for the fork, you'll be sorely disappointed.

/obscure?

I'm trying to understand how the homecoming queen part is relevant.

Definitely a strong case for a Pittsburgh tag.

StillH2O: I'm trying to understand how the homecoming queen part is relevant.

that was probably the highlight of her life up until now. cos now she's a celebrity.

/where's ellen barkin when you need her?

I propose a new tag: "Hillbillies"

StillH2O: I'm trying to understand how the homecoming queen part is relevant.

Does it need to be?

Oh My Gawd! Donna "Poopiehands" Sturkie?! Is that you?! OMG it's been so long!!! Oh honey, noo, no hugs...do you need a towelette? How's that sister of yours...hm-hmmm...you two were always joined at the hip...oh yeah? Hmm? Her leg, huh? Oh, I always thought that walk was an affectation. Ohhhhh...I see you're still wearing the tiera, you know it raised a real stink when you ran off with that, the school really wanted it back!

Well Donna, it's been nice talkin' with you and you know, just...just cancel my order, I think I'll just eat at the BK down the road. OK, bye now...

SquirrelHill: Definitely a strong case for a Pittsburgh tag.

It could be black & gold and read "Yinz."