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(Boston Herald) Followup Washington D.A. slams Massachusetts: Stop sending us your homicidal maniacs   (news.bostonherald.com) divider line 64
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Saborlas [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 02:42:40 PM  
Screw you, asshat. Dude was perfectly rehabilitated until he realized he was living in the state of Washington.

/proud Masshole
//we're also better than Texass
///oh yes, I just DID

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 03:09:41 PM  
Hmm....I wonder if we could start shipping our violent predicate felons to massachusetts? Kinda like catch and release - scoop up the gangbangers and drug dealers off the streets in philadelphia, bus them up to massachusetts, and send them on their way.

If nothing else it should buy us a few weeks of peace and quiet. Who knows? maybe the site of trees will scare them enough to wise up.

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-02-17 03:13:44 PM  

 
BIGNICKEL 2008-02-17 06:03:10 PM  
4 people. 4 years. Man up, Nancy.

 
kilgorn 2008-02-17 06:03:16 PM  
Calls for DumbMass tag...

 
skinink 2008-02-17 06:06:12 PM  
Jeebus, you'd think Mike Dukakis was our Governor again...

 
DangerousDave 2008-02-17 06:08:19 PM  
5-7 years for armed robbery? WTH? Should be 15-20 w/o possibility of parole.

 
mrswelborne 2008-02-17 06:08:38 PM  
Western Mass speaking up here. The guy even looks like a major A$$HAT

 
Show us your Marx [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 06:09:23 PM  
Where's Willie Horton?

 
nobodyUwannaknow 2008-02-17 06:09:28 PM  
where did you think they were gonna go, Detroit?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 06:10:35 PM  
Texas, Florida, just how many states in the US spawn idiocy?.

 
TxRabbit 2008-02-17 06:13:15 PM  
CygnusDarius: Texas, Florida, just how many states in the US spawn idiocy?.

50

 
FourOhFour 2008-02-17 06:13:56 PM  
CygnusDarius: Texas, Florida, just how many states in the US spawn idiocy?.

All of them.

 
K9fark 2008-02-17 06:16:43 PM  
I thought Bush was from Texas?

 
Kevin5280 2008-02-17 06:19:34 PM  
who have now killed four innocent people in his Tacoma-based county in the past 14 years.

How many guilty people have they killed?

Hate when journalists do that, along with calling murders "sensless."

 
AppleOptionEsc 2008-02-17 06:20:49 PM  
CygnusDarius: Texas, Florida, just how many states in the US spawn idiocy?.

The State of Existence.

 
fullerton33 2008-02-17 06:22:25 PM  
I absolutely love that last quote.

"We express our sympathy to the residents of Pierce County. In each instance it was very tragic," said Burke spokesman Terrel Harris. "We're working to repair a system that has some flaws. It was the previous administration. We don't want to point any fingers at anybody. We just want to fix the system."

Nice. Blame Romney - he won't defend himself any more!

 
more like borophyll 2008-02-17 06:27:06 PM  
paging ted kennedy...

 
Gothmolly 2008-02-17 06:28:11 PM  
Because we all know that DC is a veritable Eden w/o the maniacs from Mass.

 
denmeister 2008-02-17 06:29:23 PM  
Yah, a state that keeps re-electing Ted Kennedy is farked up.

 
semiotix 2008-02-17 06:34:20 PM  
I've never been prouder of Massachusetts politicians. I feel like standing in the Commons and waving an old-timey "Don't Tread On Me" flag.


/say... what's that Snohomish County Jail bus doing here?

 
j0ndas 2008-02-17 06:36:58 PM  
I say ship them to Canada instead.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 06:37:55 PM  
multimedia.heraldinteractive.com

That is one bad toupee

 
stuffy 2008-02-17 06:39:56 PM  
I got it, we'll let Mexico send all the hard workers they don't want up here. Then we'll sens all the murders, rapest, etc. we dont want down there.
sounds fair to me

 
tomhath 2008-02-17 06:41:18 PM  
fullerton33
I absolutely love that last quote.

"We express our sympathy to the residents of Pierce County. In each instance it was very tragic," said Burke spokesman Terrel Harris. "We're working to repair a system that has some flaws. It was the previous administration. We don't want to point any fingers at anybody. We just want to fix the system."


Yea. Especially since the DA is complaining about cases that go back to 1994.

 
jbrooks544 2008-02-17 06:42:01 PM  
The Washington DA can kiss my ass. gee, he's had a few murderers from MA in the last 18 farking years. What, are those the only crimes committed by ex cons that did time outside the state during those 18 years? Don't diss Mass unless you can offer more facts and relative stats, besides what you can just pull out of your own ass.

 
semiotix 2008-02-17 06:42:20 PM  
Weaver95: Hmm....I wonder if we could start shipping our violent predicate felons to massachusetts?

Ah, yes, of course, I should have known that my comrade Weaver95 would have beaten me to the idea! He's ten times the revolutionary I am--apologies, comrade, I hadn't seen your post. Yes, let's send all of our criminals to internal exile! Perhaps the People can even build a great transcontinental railway to facilitate these forced eastward migrations.

I have said it a dozen times before, and I will say it again: there is no citizen more committed to the tenets of socialism than Weaver95.

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-02-17 06:47:34 PM  
Gothmolly: Because we all know that DC is a veritable Eden w/o the maniacs from Mass.

Wrong Washington.

 
simpsonfan 2008-02-17 06:49:14 PM  
Violent criminals should not be released, no matter how old they are. Murderers should never be released for any reason, better to just execute them to be sure they will not commit any more crimes.

 
Mike Greenwell 2008-02-17 06:49:28 PM  
i.a.cnn.net

We gave you this guy too. How's that working out for you?

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 06:49:37 PM  
I know how to settle this. Washington and Massachusetts have the same population at 6.5 million each. Let's have all of them meet up at a half-way point, say Nebraska, and have a massive brawl. Last person standing wins.

 
Person 2008-02-17 06:49:52 PM  
stuffy: I got it, we'll let Mexico send all the hard workers they don't want up here. Then we'll sens all the murders, rapest, etc. we dont want down there.
sounds fair to me


To be fair, Mexico ships a lot of its rapists, murderers and other criminals to the U.S. as well. So it'd be more like an exchange program.

 
Strega 2008-02-17 06:53:19 PM  
simpsonfan: Violent criminals should not be released, no matter how old they are. Murderers should never be released for any reason, better to just execute them to be sure they will not commit any more crimes.

Well, we've decided that sex offenders can never, ever be trusted again, so why not murderers?

 
skinink 2008-02-17 06:53:58 PM  

Separated at birth:


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PunGent 2008-02-17 06:59:28 PM  
Epsilon, that would be impractical, but eleven kinds of awesome...

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 07:13:59 PM  
skinink: Separated at birth:

WOW YOU ARE RIGHT

 
OscarTamerz 2008-02-17 07:15:09 PM  
www.southofboston.net

Did somebody say masshole homicidal maniac in DC? You forgot suborning perjury too. DNRTFA

 
Rodeodoc 2008-02-17 07:21:03 PM  
CygnusDarius: Texas, Florida, just how many states in the US spawn idiocy?.

Florida, for the most part, doesn't spawn it. It comes to us from the Northern states, in the form of your drunks, derelicts and grandparents who like the warm weather. The drunks and derelicts then breed, and the spawn are confused with being native Floridians. They are really just Yankees. Feel free to keep their asses back up there with you.

 
namegoeshere 2008-02-17 07:22:51 PM  
Wormtown rocks!! Eat at Ralphs, live forever.

/Used to have a shirt: "Woostah... it's not so bad after all."
//Yes, it is.

 
kilgorn 2008-02-17 07:30:50 PM  
multimedia.heraldinteractive.com

or

images.usatoday.com

 
jjorsett 2008-02-17 07:38:55 PM  
Perhaps Washington should be asking itself what makes it so attractive to homicidal maniacs. That short skirt? That come-hither look? Are you ASKING FOR IT, Washington?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 07:42:27 PM  
Dear Washington, buy guns.

Sincerely, Everyone from Massachusetts

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 07:49:33 PM  
Rodeodoc: Florida, for the most part, doesn't spawn it. It comes to us from the Northern states, in the form of your drunks, derelicts and grandparents who like the warm weather. The drunks and derelicts then breed, and the spawn are confused with being native Floridians. They are really just Yankees. Feel free to keep their asses back up there with you.

I live a little further south of Florida, BTW ;D .

 
jeblis 2008-02-17 08:02:16 PM  
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Oh... The other Washington

 
sjbiars 2008-02-17 08:13:40 PM  
Too bad this guy didn't do himself a favor like ol' Wilford Berry (Ohio's "Volunteer")

news.bbc.co.uk


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilford_Berry,_Jr.
(new window)

 
CitizenTed [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 08:20:24 PM  
Send us your wired, your gore, your addled Massholes yearning kill spree...

//Washington resident

 
Do you know the way to Mordor 2008-02-17 08:22:05 PM  
"Bay State mom-killer Daniel T. Tavares Jr."

Tavares killed people?

He must have done it so that heaven wouldn't be missing an angel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmzWzfd2WN0

 
zerkalo 2008-02-17 08:23:26 PM  
Lolz at the Rethugs trying to make points without RTFA

 
kilgorn 2008-02-17 08:34:25 PM  
CitizenTed
Send us your fired, your gore, your addled Massholes yearning kill spree...

Win...

/slight fix

 
Agent19 2008-02-17 08:54:32 PM  
Saborlas:
/proud Masshole

Why? What the frig is there to be proud of from that toilet? And please don't say it has something to do with sports.

 
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