She has lovely eyes!


FTFA: Laura, of Whinmoor, Leeds, has two kidneys measuring 14cm and the other two are 9cm according to the doctor who discovered them.

What's normal-sized for a kidney?

This is HUGE medically. I had no idea kidneys could be sprouted like that. You know her DNA is being studied big time.

Agree about the eyes... the first thing I noticed.

And yeah, I imagine the doctors are all over her (in more ways than one??).

A rare teenage girl with four kidneys has vowed to donate her extra organs after hearing about the plight of a three-year-old cancer sufferer.

I don't think teenage girls are all that rare.

Skail: I don't think teenage girls are all that rare.

In all fairness, for most farkers I think girls are generally pretty rare.

Doctor Funkenstein: Skail: I don't think teenage girls are all that rare.

In all fairness, for most farkers I think girls are generally pretty rare.

Christ. Agreed...

And now for something completely different - a girl with four kidneys.

Now if they only could get her to sprout four asses....

That's a flattering picture, except for the sweaty pit.

Kidneys? More like "sharpknees"

Doctor Funkenstein: Skail: I don't think teenage girls are all that rare.

In all fairness, for most farkers I think girls are generally pretty rare.

I prefer my teenage girls medium-rare (a little pink on the inside), rare is too bloody

Geez, imagine lucking out with 4 kidneys. You could easily pay for college if you sold a few.

ElPresidente: And now for something completely different - a girl with four kidneys.

And now for something completely the same.

Damn, I'd like to "donate" my organ to her!

GaryPDX: This is HUGE medically. I had no idea kidneys could be sprouted like that. You know her DNA is being studied big time.

Both me and my father have three kidneys, each.

Four kidneys? Meh. That's not hot.

Four breasts, now THAT'S hot.

She is a hotty. Though, my thoughts now make me feel like I'm cheating on the Snorg girl.

Kar98:

Both me and my father have three kidneys, each.

How offal.

I'd like to get my hands on two body parts of that hot teen girl

Jesus, imagine the amount of drinking you could get away with, having four of those suckers working to filter your blood.

Fluff Girl: Kar98:

Both me and my father have three kidneys, each.

How offal.

Wut?

So, ... it'll be easier to get her drunk?

She must have immaculate urine. Purest golden shower ever!

/ack
//can't stop with the cheezy zingers!

I want the girl with three boobs.

I swear I've heard of this before, I didn't know it was really rare. Maybe in other cases the extra kidneys weren't fully formed.

beve: She has lovely eyes!

Agreed, but I'm skeptical about her not showing her teeth in the photo.

huszar!
Jesus, imagine the amount of drinking you could get away with, having four of those suckers working to filter your blood.

I believe she'd need an extra liver to pull that one off, wouldn't she?

/not a doctor
//maybe kidneys do help with that

Hot teenager with four kidneys promises to donate her extra organs to slave wives

Wow did I read that one wrong.

/DRTA
//needs more coffee

I'd donate my organ to her....

My friend has four kidneys, but she says they are too small to give away. She has more kidney volume than most people, but not by much.

beve: She has lovely eyes!


FTFA: Laura, of Whinmoor, Leeds, has two kidneys measuring 14cm and the other two are 9cm according to the doctor who discovered them.

What's normal-sized for a kidney?

From some "Ask a Doctor" website:

Kidney size is not affected by body build. The kidneys grow at the same rate that the entire body grows, until physical development halts at around 25-26. It is at this point that internal organs reach their final dimensions. The mean dimensions of the kidneys upon maturation are: length-about 12cm, breadth-about 6cm and thickness-about 3cm.

Why oh why did this not happen to me (except I need it to be a liver).

Doctor: Oops, my bad. You only have two kidneys... and two kidney shaped tumors. You gonna die!!

Yes, she has nice eyes. To bad her eyes cannot make up for the rest of her ugly.

She best never go to Mexico!!!

Bet the other two belonged to her twin who never developed.

Maybe they're testicles that never dropped.

Skail: A rare teenage girl with four kidneys has vowed to donate her extra organs after hearing about the plight of a three-year-old cancer sufferer.

I don't think teenage girls are all that rare.

I too was struck by this awkward sentence. How did this get past the editor?

And I was amused at the Weeners under the story:

Laura, just think twice before the donation! This is your nature. If you would change it, your body would lose its equilibrium. You are such a lucky human being; in a very polluted environment, you have four kidneys protecting you, eliminating the toxins from your blood!

- Cecilia, Iasi, Romania

Dialysis? What is this, the dark ages?

FTA

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i scrolled down..

i was disappointed to not see more

I see what you did there, subby.

/Am I the only one who noticed the pit-stains?

mama's_tasty_foods:
And I was amused at the Weeners under the story:


ahhh, FAIL thanks to the filter. I was referring to the premiere --comment-- following the story.

Captain Darling: Dialysis? What is this, the dark ages?

Where are your nuclear wessles?

I see no cranial ridges.

lexslamman: Captain Darling: Dialysis? What is this, the dark ages?

Where are your nuclear wessles?

Colorful Metaphors in 3...2..1...

4 Kidneys? Thats worse than sharp knees. I would definately not hit it.

mama's_tasty_foods: mama's_tasty_foods:
And I was amused at the Weeners under the story:

ahhh, FAIL thanks to the filter. I was referring to the premiere --comment-- following the story.

Did you mean the post immediately preceding the second one?

Of course, if she were 17 and 11 months, this thread would be full of Chris Hansen pictures.

Nobody has pictures of the ultrasound? I'd love to see that.

It sounds like she's eager to donate the extras, but I didn't see anything in the article to indicate that she's actually asked a doctor about the possibility.