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(CNN) Followup Suspect arrested in therapist slaying. You submitted this with a more cleaver headline   (cnn.com) divider line 39
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blighted 2008-02-17 09:52:40 AM  
I bet he was working for the scientologists.

 
the Mole of Production [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:58:53 AM  
submitter: You submitted this with a more cleaver headline

How does that make you feel?

 
Digeratus 2008-02-17 10:12:44 AM  
HAHA, STUPID SUBMITTER, YOU MISSPELLED CLEV--

Oh.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:13:40 AM  
Instead of a therapist he will now be going to see The Rapist...

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:14:51 AM  
No, I didn't.

Yes, I did.

No, I didn't.

Yes, I did.

No, I didn't.

Yes, I did.

No, I didn't.

Yes, I did.

Mommy?

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:24:39 AM  
Excellent headline.

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:33:55 AM  
The pen is mightier than the rapist.

 
Richard Pye 2008-02-17 11:07:10 AM  
Analrapist.

 
Smellvin 2008-02-17 11:07:47 AM  
Snarfangel: The pen is mightier than the rapist.

You selling penis mighters?

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-02-17 11:16:59 AM  
How does that make you feel subby?

 
nrv0us 2008-02-17 11:17:11 AM  
From TFA

"Neighbors described Tarloff as a troubled, erratic, sometimes combative man who would occasionally wander the halls half-clothed, muttering to himself."

Anyone know what his FARK username was?

/Just getting it out of the way.

 
ReisFlynn 2008-02-17 11:18:51 AM  
You know who else didn't like therapists?

i26.photobucket.com

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-02-17 11:19:37 AM  
the Mole of Production: submitter: You submitted this with a more cleaver headline

How does that make you feel?


damn you.

 
Bonanza Jellybean 2008-02-17 11:20:24 AM  
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.
i25.tinypic.com

 
LonMead 2008-02-17 11:26:18 AM  
Suspect arrested in therapist slaying. You submitted this with a more cleaver headline

Not meant to cut you down or anything, but how long did take before you took a stab at that? Sliced straight to the heart of the matter and carved it into something you liked? Pretty sharp, I must say.

/how do crazy people walk through the woods?
//they take the psycho path

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2008-02-17 11:36:37 AM  
FTFA: "NEW YORK (AP) -- A 39-year-old man with a history of mental problems was arrested Saturday in the vicious slaying of a psychologist attacked in her office with a meat cleaver, police said.

Well sure, occasionally you get a well adjusted person who also attacks people with a meat cleaver, but I think "mental instability" could have been a given here.

 
TheSilverOne 2008-02-17 11:44:12 AM  
As a therapist, this story has been creeping the fark out of me. I know at least one of my clients would love to shove a cleaver in my head.

The good news is he's eleven and a little twerp, so overpowering him in such an event wouldn't be a problem.

Still... yikes.

 
jestme [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 11:45:56 AM  
Belushi: Don't get stabby in here.

I see what you did there...

 
radioman_ 2008-02-17 11:48:25 AM  
I tried to watch the surveillance video but it was all choppy.

 
spedmonkey 2008-02-17 11:50:10 AM  
radioman_: I tried to watch the surveillance video but it was all choppy.

Awesome.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 11:51:48 AM  
radioman_: I tried to watch the surveillance video but it was all choppy.

you have a way of cutting to the best part, sir.

 
clod9 2008-02-17 12:04:27 PM  
i41.photobucket.com

/not at all impressed

 
stickandmove 2008-02-17 12:09:57 PM  
Christopher Moltisanti obviously unavaliable for comment!

blog.epromos.com

 
VarnsenVandelayPennypacker 2008-02-17 12:17:51 PM  
i44.photobucket.com

/That's Therapists, NOT The Rapists!

 
Trademark 2008-02-17 12:24:00 PM  
Richard Pye: Analrapist.


dont be scared its pronounced a-nal-ra-pist

 
The Fourth Karamazov [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 12:28:47 PM  
Trademark: Richard Pye: Analrapist.


dont be scared its pronounced a-nal-ra-pist


It's not the pronunciation that bothers me.

 
glenlivid 2008-02-17 12:42:39 PM  
"During questioning, Tarloff said he had gone to the office because Shinbach had him institutionalized in 1991. He said he planned to rob the psychiatrist and leave the country with his mother, who lives in a nursing home but until recently had lived with him in an apartment in Queens."

Let's be clear on this: He went to rob the other psychiatrist, but while he was there, decide "oh what the hell...I'll carve up this random person with a meat cleaver.

People like this roam the streets freely.

 
wookiemonster 2008-02-17 01:10:47 PM  
Obligatory:
www.mittegetjavlanarnia.se

 
VideSupra 2008-02-17 01:11:56 PM  
i72.photobucket.com


+1 for you subby

 
HoodCrowd 2008-02-17 01:26:44 PM  
http://myspace.com/HoodCrowd

We have a song called "Shock the Rapist"

...close as I can get to therapist

 
i am the infidel 2008-02-17 01:30:59 PM  
Well done, subby.

 
brantgoose 2008-02-17 01:36:19 PM  
Squidbillies did it!

Therapist episode. With Jonathan Katz as The Rapist with unfortunately misprinted cards. You should visit their website and download the wonderful theme song. Best country & western song ever.

 
themeatcleaver [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 01:55:04 PM  
themeatcleaver thread!!! =)

 
jimbodahobo 2008-02-17 02:03:42 PM  
TheSilverOne: As a therapist, this story has been creeping the fark out of me. I know at least one of my clients would love to shove a cleaver in my head.

The good news is he's eleven and a little twerp, so overpowering him in such an event wouldn't be a problem.

Still... yikes.


Just don't do any cognitive therapy with them and youll be ok. Honestly who gives a mental patient a sharp object?

 
Do you know the way to Mordor 2008-02-17 02:13:20 PM  
I like the story of a psychotherapist being given misspelt business cards-

He became "Psycho the rapist"

 
The Cornballer 2008-02-17 02:55:48 PM  
wookiemonster: Obligatory:

I accidentally rented Dr. Funke's DVD the other day: "Families with low self-esteem". I confused it with a similarly titled DVD.

//bring on the AD references

 
Electriclectic 2008-02-17 04:10:01 PM  
Bonanza Jellybean: My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.

I wouldn't have gotten that reference until I saw the movie for the first time this past week.

 
DewdropsOnTheGrass 2008-02-17 04:49:18 PM  
This thread is so full of win.

 
lovelylady 2008-02-18 05:59:52 PM  
Well....if the guy did his job properly...

 
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