I bet he was working for the scientologists.

submitter: You submitted this with a more cleaver headline

How does that make you feel?

HAHA, STUPID SUBMITTER, YOU MISSPELLED CLEV--

Oh.

Instead of a therapist he will now be going to see The Rapist...

No, I didn't.

Yes, I did.

No, I didn't.

Yes, I did.

No, I didn't.

Yes, I did.

No, I didn't.

Yes, I did.

Mommy?

Excellent headline.

The pen is mightier than the rapist.

Analrapist.

Snarfangel: The pen is mightier than the rapist.

You selling penis mighters?

How does that make you feel subby?

From TFA

"Neighbors described Tarloff as a troubled, erratic, sometimes combative man who would occasionally wander the halls half-clothed, muttering to himself."

Anyone know what his FARK username was?

/Just getting it out of the way.

You know who else didn't like therapists?

the Mole of Production: submitter: You submitted this with a more cleaver headline

How does that make you feel?

damn you.

Suspect arrested in therapist slaying. You submitted this with a more cleaver headline

Not meant to cut you down or anything, but how long did take before you took a stab at that? Sliced straight to the heart of the matter and carved it into something you liked? Pretty sharp, I must say.

/how do crazy people walk through the woods?
//they take the psycho path

FTFA: "NEW YORK (AP) -- A 39-year-old man with a history of mental problems was arrested Saturday in the vicious slaying of a psychologist attacked in her office with a meat cleaver, police said.

Well sure, occasionally you get a well adjusted person who also attacks people with a meat cleaver, but I think "mental instability" could have been a given here.

As a therapist, this story has been creeping the fark out of me. I know at least one of my clients would love to shove a cleaver in my head.

The good news is he's eleven and a little twerp, so overpowering him in such an event wouldn't be a problem.

Still... yikes.

Belushi: Don't get stabby in here.

I see what you did there...

I tried to watch the surveillance video but it was all choppy.

radioman_: I tried to watch the surveillance video but it was all choppy.

Awesome.

radioman_: I tried to watch the surveillance video but it was all choppy.

you have a way of cutting to the best part, sir.

/not at all impressed

Christopher Moltisanti obviously unavaliable for comment!

/That's Therapists, NOT The Rapists!

Richard Pye: Analrapist.


dont be scared its pronounced a-nal-ra-pist

Trademark: Richard Pye: Analrapist.


dont be scared its pronounced a-nal-ra-pist

It's not the pronunciation that bothers me.

"During questioning, Tarloff said he had gone to the office because Shinbach had him institutionalized in 1991. He said he planned to rob the psychiatrist and leave the country with his mother, who lives in a nursing home but until recently had lived with him in an apartment in Queens."

Let's be clear on this: He went to rob the other psychiatrist, but while he was there, decide "oh what the hell...I'll carve up this random person with a meat cleaver.

People like this roam the streets freely.

Obligatory:

+1 for you subby

http://myspace.com/HoodCrowd

We have a song called "Shock the Rapist"

...close as I can get to therapist

Well done, subby.

Squidbillies did it!

Therapist episode. With Jonathan Katz as The Rapist with unfortunately misprinted cards. You should visit their website and download the wonderful theme song. Best country & western song ever.

themeatcleaver thread!!! =)

TheSilverOne: As a therapist, this story has been creeping the fark out of me. I know at least one of my clients would love to shove a cleaver in my head.

The good news is he's eleven and a little twerp, so overpowering him in such an event wouldn't be a problem.

Still... yikes.

Just don't do any cognitive therapy with them and youll be ok. Honestly who gives a mental patient a sharp object?

I like the story of a psychotherapist being given misspelt business cards-

He became "Psycho the rapist"

wookiemonster: Obligatory:

I accidentally rented Dr. Funke's DVD the other day: "Families with low self-esteem". I confused it with a similarly titled DVD.

//bring on the AD references

Bonanza Jellybean: My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.

I wouldn't have gotten that reference until I saw the movie for the first time this past week.

This thread is so full of win.

Well....if the guy did his job properly...