I'm guessing that Sweden is one of the many countries where it is illegal for the police to handcuff someone's hands behind their back.

z_gringo: I'm guessing that Sweden is one of the many countries where it is illegal for the police to handcuff someone's hands behind their back.

Either that or the suspect is quite well-endowed.

Let's just hope the poor fella didn't have an erection for more than 4 hours. Or make a mess of the police car.

Now that's dedication! Once you start something like that you really should be allowed to finish, 'cos stopping part way is just cruel.

/lol at the euphemism "holding his own"

Stairwell to Heaven.

Stamina = +6.

This guy's showing a lot of spunk

Hey, sometimes you just have too.

Penis.

"Never give up. Never surrender."

What, can you think of a better way to make it go down?

What a whack job!

eqtworld: 40 mins? That guy has stamina!

And some blisters too, I'd wager.

incessant self-gratification This phrase is very musical. I will admit it has a overly-proper Englishy-stodgy nose to it; But just the same, when I use it I am overcome with a general feeling of satisfaction.
Penis.

You're doing it wrong!

/or maybe very right

leading to a simple change of police protocol upon arresting masturbators... let them finish

"you know who else masturbated in the back of a police car?"

Maybe he was trying to get a Section Eight.

/Obscure?

Well... if you've already been arrested for it, you may as well finish the job, right?

"having been arrested for masturbating in public before being able to finish, i'm really getting a ... uh... hmm... something out of" yadda yadda

Reminds me of a certain someone and their left hand... (very much NSFW)

eqtworld: 40 mins? That guy has stamina!

Lead with the left. Set up the right.

So this fella goes into the doctor's office for his annual physical. The doctor comes in, looks at him for a moment, and says, "You need to stop masturbating".

"Why?"

"So I can do the exam."

So did he cum or what.

Dad?

Anyone notice the JerkIt link?

http://www.thelocal.se/9982/20080214/?JerkIt

globalwarmingpraiser: So did he cum or what.

Jesus Christ Man! There's some things you just don't talk about in public!

Brew_Crew: globalwarmingpraiser: So did he cum or what.

Jesus Christ Man! There's some things you just don't talk about in public!

I love that movie. Nice to know the efforts were appreciated.

/Snootchie Bootchies

RabidDog [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 05:10:00 AM
Or make a mess of the police car.

Most of the cops I know keep duck tape in their cars in case they arrest a spitter. Not sure any of them has thought about this possibility.

The Martintuckian: Hey, sometimes you just have too two.

Sorry. Pet peeve.

Guy walks into his doctor's office...

Doctor: You need to stop masturbating.

Patient: Why?

Doctor: So I can examine you.

cubic_spleen: So this fella goes into the doctor's office for his annual physical. The doctor comes in, looks at him for a moment, and says, "You need to stop masturbating".

"Why?"

"So I can do the exam."

D'OH!

I love that movie. Nice to know the efforts were appreciated.

Say...would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Link is farked.

I like to find women just out of disappointing relationships. I then use that to have sex with them some place uncomfortable.

kberry: Most of the cops I know keep duck tape in their cars in case they arrest a spitter. Not sure any of them has thought about this possibility.


Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour

globalwarmingpraiser: I like to find women just out of disappointing relationships. I then use that to have sex with them some place uncomfortable.

In the pooper?

Brew_Crew: globalwarmingpraiser: So did he cum or what.

Jesus Christ Man! There's some things you just don't talk about in public!

It's nice to know i wasn't the only one that thought about Mallrats when I got done reading this story.

globalwarmingpraiser: I like to find women just out of disappointing relationships. I then use that to have sex with them some place uncomfortable.

What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Tighten the handcuffs, and you're all set to do the Stranger

This reminds me of this story my mom told me. When she was living in...Atlanta, or maybe it was Chicago, she went out one day to go to work. She happened to glance down some alley and there was this guy standing there, porno mag in one hand, limp dick in the other, just going to town. She just kind of snickers and goes on her way. Eight hours later, she comes home from work, and on the way back, looks down the alley again. Guy is still standing there, still going at it, still completely limp.

/sadly, that's pretty typical of the stories I've heard around the dinner table

Faperday?

Dad?

Man faping in police car officially jacked into Mallrasts thread.


/MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Video of fapper in question. Not a Rick Roll.

Link (new window)

globalwarmingpraiser: Not a Rick Roll.

Who do you think you are, TMLO's alt?

Was it funny?