Gotta love Texas. The former President, standing on the back of a pick-up truck, giving a stump speech, with the glow of an All Nude Gentleman's Club looming in the distance.

Why no pics of this? It's ten times more interesting than the standard podium pics that were posted.

Ah, The Palazio, such fond memories...

Stumpin', Humpin' same difference really...

Stumpin' ain't easy.

Hal B. Sure: Gotta love Texas. The former President, standing on the back of a pick-up truck, giving a stump speech, with the glow of an All Nude Gentleman's Club looming in the distance.

Why no pics of this? It's ten times more interesting than the standard podium pics that were posted.

Seriously, pics of him on the back of a pick up with a strip club background would have been fantastic. I can't imagine Hillary would have been pleased with the image though. I bet at least a few of our talented photoshoppers will oblige us with what it -might- have looked like.

Hal B. Sure: Gotta love Texas. The former President, standing on the back of a pick-up truck, giving a stump speech, with the glow of an All Nude Gentleman's Club looming in the distance.

Why no pics of this? It's ten times more interesting than the standard podium pics that were posted.

There are pictures of him in front of a blue curtain and a neutral gray background, so with the miracle of Photoshop, you should be able to put anything you want behind him.

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The author admits he is an Obama supporter, which is all well and good, I suppose. He says that he ends up defending Obama against people who say that he's a Muslim.

He's not, and I don't know how many times it has to be said, but he's not a Muslim.

This is a rumor that may not be good for his campaign, but if he does become president, I would hope many of the people we buy oil from would see him as "Islam friendly" and we'd get some respite from our high fuel prices.

And about TFA,
Bill Clinton is a hoot.

BatardAmericain: The author admits he is an Obama supporter, which is all well and good, I suppose. He says that he ends up defending Obama against people who say that he's a Muslim.

He's not, and I don't know how many times it has to be said, but he's not a Muslim.

This is a rumor that may not be good for his campaign, but if he does become president, I would hope many of the people we buy oil from would see him as "Islam friendly" and we'd get some respite from our high fuel prices.

And about TFA,
Bill Clinton is a hoot.

It is the futures market that determines oil prices not the companies. The muslims can only influence the market, not control it.

ISITTHATOBVIOUS

That looks a whole lot more like a "pull my finger" than a "choke a biatch".

he never said if he got his picture back...

How is opening a Texas Campaign HQ next to a strip club going to help Hillary get her most reliable demographic; tired and prudish old ladies?

dervish16108: How is opening a Texas Campaign HQ next to a strip club going to help Hillary get her most reliable demographic; tired and prudish old ladies?

Because its Texas! Men love strip clubs, specially Latinos.

globalwarmingpraiser: It is the futures market that determines oil prices not the companies. The muslims can only influence the market, not control it.

Yeah, it's the futures market, true, but smoothing over relations with Riyadh doesn't hurt. Also, stop helping Israel.

BatardAmericain: globalwarmingpraiser: It is the futures market that determines oil prices not the companies. The muslims can only influence the market, not control it.

Yeah, it's the futures market, true, but smoothing over relations with Riyadh doesn't hurt. Also, stop helping Israel.

Why should we quit helping the only bastion of a freedom in the middle east. Plus then we would lose all the Hot IDF chicks.

Let's just say he's polling the electorate.

if Obama was to do the same, he'd be reaching out to the skank demographic in a brilliant piece of strategy.

r1niceboy: if Obama was to do the same, he'd be reaching out to the skank demographic in a brilliant piece of strategygetting free lap dances.

FTFY

globalwarmingpraiser: And about TFA,
Bill Clinton is a hoot.

I wonder how long the waiting list is to get assigned to the Bill Clinton Secret Service detail?

A bit out of date there Fallout. Obama is ahead in most national polls at this point.

Neeek: A bit out of date there Fallout. Obama is ahead in most national polls at this point.

That graph is for Texas, and its from a few days ago. It's relevant.

\And it makes me giggle with glee.
\\The graph not the caption.

Fun and Prizes: That graph is for Texas, and its from a few days ago. It's relevant.

Oh. My bad. Shoulda read the chart closer.

I'm pretty sure that place was also Kinky Friedman's campaign HQ.

dervish16108: How is opening a Texas Campaign HQ next to a strip club going to help Hillary get her most reliable demographic; tired and prudish old ladies?

They were probably already there protesting the strip club because it demeans women. It's only natural to open the HQ next door so they can have somewhere to rest.

Which strip club? I have worked at a few of the worst ones.

not a clinton supporter, but this guy eats dogshiat. There are 1500 people crammed into the Obama HQ, but 600 arrive at the Clinton HQ and everyone is dying. Why does this dumbass (dumb name too) keep getting linked?

PS oh noes a strip club. What zany Republican thought does he veer towards when he needs to ad hominem his opponent?

dervish16108: How is opening a Texas Campaign HQ next to a strip club going to help Hillary get her most reliable demographic; tired and prudish old ladies?

she already has them. She needs to concentrate on other people. Obama supporters set up shop in San Francisco in an ex-headshop. What is the big deal? You idiots are really reaching for ways to attack your opponents. How about less mudslinging and more logic?

moothemagiccow: dervish16108: How is opening a Texas Campaign HQ next to a strip club going to help Hillary get her most reliable demographic; tired and prudish old ladies?

she already has them. She needs to concentrate on other people. Obama supporters set up shop in San Francisco in an ex-headshop. What is the big deal? You idiots are really reaching for ways to attack your opponents. How about less mudslinging and more logic?

I dont think you realize how this is done

/I mean really, sigh

moothemagiccow: ....more logic?

Logic?
That word has no place in a political discussion.
Particularly about Hillary.
Do not use it again.

Ni!

Well this is one fine day to be nude!
Yes this is one fine day to be nude.
The birds are saying, "Clinton, have a wonderful spring!"
And people walkin' by can stop and look at my thing!

ggowins: I'm pretty sure that place was also Kinky Friedman's campaign HQ.

If it's the spot I am thinking of, then yes Kinky had his headquarters there. Which is unfortunate as now I will have to drive by Hillary's HQ every day on my way home from work.

/dear gawd, don't let there be pictures of here there
//don't want nightmares

Steve_Rogers: moothemagiccow: dervish16108: How is opening a Texas Campaign HQ next to a strip club going to help Hillary get her most reliable demographic; tired and prudish old ladies?

she already has them. She needs to concentrate on other people. Obama supporters set up shop in San Francisco in an ex-headshop. What is the big deal? You idiots are really reaching for ways to attack your opponents. How about less mudslinging and more logic?

I dont think you realize how this is done

/I mean really, sigh

Gee what can I expect from someone who supports a ridiculous ad hominem attack?

OH
I DONT KNOW
ANOTHER AD HOMINEM ATTACK

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The Clintons

Hillary: Bill I need you to take a back seat in my campaign and quit running your mouth off. You are turning off the voters and rialing up the media.

Bill: Okay darlin'. I feel your pain. I'll quit campaigning for you if you do me just one big favor.

Hillary: No Bill! I'm not putting the campaign HQ next to the strip club.


Bill: Okay I here you dar...


Clinton Campaign Manager: Senator Clinton pardon my interruption but we have news on that campaign HQ you wanted to set up in Texas with the prepaid lease. It is all set up but did you know it is righ next to...well...a strip joint?

Bill: I did not have realtions with that Campaign HQ's leasing office.

Hillary: Bill!

Bill: Okay I did but I got a good lease rate.

I wrote the article on BOR and to answers some questions.

Did I get the picture back?
Yes I got the picture back signed. Thank you Bill.

What's the big deal, Obama opened a HQ in a head shop?
Actually I think that's funny too, and not a wise move. I hadn't heard that however. Good stuff. Anyway the point is that it is funny to some people which is what Fark does right? People get a little too worked up... I promise when Jimmy Kimmel delivers the line it will be a better delivery and you'll laugh.

Why didn't I get him on the pick up, with the strip club behind him?
The fact is that when I finally got outside the people inside had joined the people outside and now there were 1200 people in front of me and pic didn't come out. Also I would have had to be behind Bill to see the strip club and 2 doors down is about 700 feet so you wouldn't see it anyway. I welcome photo shoppers to provide us with what it could have looked like :)

HRC supporters should relax, I'm sure Obama will help her get Senate Majority Leader... It's a joke! calm down.