* but still more likely to lose their arse in a revolution.

who the hell is green-lighting tonight, someone who worked for Monty Python?

SuperTramp: * but still more likely to lose their arse in a revolution.

who the hell is green-lighting tonight, someone who worked for Monty Python?

To be fair, I'm just looking for an Idle waste of time.

SuperTramp
Thank you. didn't have to say it.

SuperTramp: * but still more likely to lose their arse in a revolution.

who the hell is green-lighting tonight, someone who worked for Monty Python?

And now for something completely the same

It is well-known that Rich People get less cancer. Whether it's better medical care, better food, better working conditions, social pressures to avoid cigarettes and overdrinking, or multiple factors are the cause. Heck, they even weigh less on average.

Bosses are richer than non-bosses. It's not news, it's news.com.au

/ Rich, single, childless women are more likely to get breast cancer. Film at eleventy.

After studying humans diseases I have come to the conclusion that Cancer only farks with certain people.

In what imaginable way is this ironic?

As a humans disease I'm getting a kick out of all these cancers.

I guess February 17 is Misunderstanding Irony Day.

t-dawgg: I guess February 17 is Misunderstanding Irony Day.

FTFY

/Not only would that be ironic, it'd be ironic that i's ironic
//Does that make less or more sense that way?

Blah blah blah, if you don't have enough money to live comfortably for the next 150 years, you're going to die a slow painful death. I think we all get it by now.

All we need is rain on our wedding day and we've got the trifecta...

I read that as "more" likely to die from cancer. Oh well, there's still a chance my old boss could DIAF, right?

Big $$$$ = Healthy long life? Who'da thunk it?

Well, in agriculture and manufacturing, you don't have to look far. The rank and file in those industries get exposed to some nasty shiat.

That's not ironic, it's just unfair. Is there an unfair tag?

Maybe "irony" means something else in NZ.

not ironic

Stress is a strong and confirmed risk factor for cancers. Bosses create stress. Underlings get the stress. Bosses have more money to dissipate the stress that they do get.

Among people of extremely limited mental means, "ironic" means "exactly what we expect".

These are the same dimwits who think that "irregardless" means "regardless", that "ancestor" means "descendant", and who name their children "Britney".

Shouldn't articles about Tony Danza be in the celebrity section?

Maybe bosses become bosses because their DNA is more advanced, making them natural leaders, smarter, and equipped with a better immunity system.

/not a boss
//I SWEAR...

Irony? Meaning it has lots of Iron?

FAIL

But more likely to die of lead poisoning?

/blam blam blam

I'm guessing that submitter used the irony tag because he or she is socialist and considers CEOs to be cancers on society or something? Otherwise I can't fathom what was meant by the use of the irony tag here.

That's right, because ulcers aren't cancer, are they?