sappy tag get on the wrong bus?

lucky him

/do not wantLink (new window)

Beats how I met my gf, which is nowhere near as spiffy.

what a whore

This is why I don't ride Greyhound...

Brenden is a catch. Congrat's to the couple, coffee shop, public transportation fund, bridal dress warehouse, and tux spot.

I would have attempted to wrangle and hog tie that beast.

"Thats why i never kiss'em on the mouth."

wow. she is a land monster.

/also, nice headline subby

I'm surprised that the dude didn't think that she was about to eat him.

Spiffy in dead heat with sappy?

/Wife scary in heat, hubby dead?

moeriscus: wow. she is a land monster.

/also, nice headline subby

behemoth

Nothing is more romantic than a ride on the city bus.

the bride has her own area code

"Tate a Gayhound and leave the driver to us"

"I offered to buy him a cup of coffee at Starbucks with my winnings," Hodson recalled.

Miles chimes in, "I got a kiss out of it and a cup of coffee after."

Me, I'd have held out for a happy ending.

/Oh wait, never mind
//My best to the newlyweds

She should be walking everywhere she needs to go.

The guy must feel like a bus driver every time he porks his little bridal sow.

I've always been told walking up to a stranger and kissing them is assault. Maybe that's why I'm still single.

TOO TRUE HEADLINE.

Epsilon: I've always been told walking up to a stranger and kissing them is assault. Maybe that's why I'm still single.

According to this article it just means you aren't a romantic.

/If that girl walked up to me and attempted to kiss me...
//ugh...

She told me to kiss her where it smelled funny, so I took her to New Jersey.

If some woman tried that shiat with me I'd push her ass to the pavement, I don't care how hot she is. Who knows where some skank that kisses random strangers has been.

$40 bet on a bus?

From the picture it looks like the guy married the bus....oh that's the bride my mistake.

"ei' like em big -- big, big."

/watching The Italian Job (original)
//Benny Hill rules.

My best friend is now a Calgary bus driver.

This city has low standards, in more ways than one!

Doc Batarang: My best friend is now a Calgary bus driver.

This city has low standards, in more ways than one!

Well, with Calgary's labor crunch and ridiculous housing costs versus low-end job salaries, many industries are forced to hire every non-felon who applies.

"She looks like two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?"



/I'd drive the wrong way in her bus lane

At first I thought, "Some guys get all the luck." And then, not so much.

ALL SMOOCHIN' ALL THE TIME!



Well, most of the time anyway.

rcain: The guy must feel like a bus driver every time he porks his little bridal sow.

What an asshole you must be. That wasn't even amusingly mean, it was just hateful.

Nothing wrong with being a chubby chaser. Big girls need love, too, and somebody's gotta do it.

Monkey's Knuckle: He's prob. twice that size..

Aeonite

:(

Nicely done peachpicker. His role in that movie was farking great.

it's not right to make fun of people who eat too much...way, way, too much.

OM NOM NOM NOM

Maybe he's hoping she'll be inspired to try out for "The Biggest Loser" ??

Epsilon: Nothing wrong with being a chubby chaser. Big girls need love, too, and somebody's gotta do it.

But they gotta pay.

/giggity

Monkey's Knuckle: rcain: The guy must feel like a bus driver every time he porks his little bridal sow.

What an asshole you must be. That wasn't even amusingly mean, it was just hateful.

Oh c'mon! She has like three chins. She's farking enormous.

Let's just be real here for a second. Anyone that fat is lucky to find someone to marry them and about 10x luckier if their new partner isn't a gigantic tub o' lard or physically deformed. Hogzilla here basically won the fat-chick marriage lottery - I'm sure she can take some ribbing over the fact that she's fat.

/and that her new husband evidently loves "riding the bus".

Epsilon: Nothing wrong with being a chubby chaser. Big girls need love, too, and somebody's gotta do it.

They just gotta pay.

rcain: The guy must feel like a bus driver every time he porks his little bridal sow.

ROFL

rcain: The guy must feel like a bus driver every time he porks his little bridal sow.

WIN!


TwistedFark: /and that her new husband evidently loves "riding the bus".

AND WIN + 1!