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(News.com.au) Stupid Victorian police would like their 17 badges, 7 bullet-proof vests, 62 handcuffs, 16 batons, 64 breathalyzers, radios and military gear back. Please   (news.com.au) divider line 31
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Bob Down 2008-02-16 10:03:42 PM  
Victorian Police = breathalysers

 
Churchill2004 [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 03:12:06 AM  
Victorian Police=

www.aowo42.dsl.pipex.com

 
CarrieWhite 2008-02-17 04:19:43 AM  
Someone's gonna get shot!

 
X15 2008-02-17 04:23:45 AM  
That's 317 badges, subby.

 
Stealthdozer 2008-02-17 04:25:32 AM  
Ironic tag wanted for questioning.

 
themindiswatching 2008-02-17 05:15:33 AM  
That sounds like a typical Friday night for the dedicated sexual deviant.

/not like I'd know

 
BurnumBurnum 2008-02-17 05:21:09 AM  
Knowing Victorian police they probably sold them.

\it's our own little NYPD

 
gnasche 2008-02-17 05:22:23 AM  
Seach warrant issued for Bertie Wooster's flat.

 
moof 2008-02-17 05:29:47 AM  
They're a bit late

 
Glenechocreek 2008-02-17 05:36:51 AM  
Watch out for those impersonating police officers. They might toss people out of their wheelchairs or beat down little skateboarders, or...oh, wait. Sorry.

 
thisisaramis 2008-02-17 05:44:01 AM  
LOL. Gold. That'd be the VicPol selling them at Sunday market.

 
Mad Scientist 2008-02-17 05:46:01 AM  
A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

 
rustylite 2008-02-17 06:36:58 AM  
be sure to check my E-Bay sale!

 
tampaflacouple 2008-02-17 07:33:43 AM  
Possibly re-stocking the local S&M club thier in nanny state?! Hey Guvna, ow bout's a good spankin'?

 
devildog123 [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 07:39:19 AM  
rustylite: be sure to check my E-Bay sale!

you beat me to it.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 08:01:30 AM  
Victorian police would like their 17 badges, 7 bullet-proof vests, 62 handcuffs, 16 batons, 64 breathalyzers, radios and military gear back. Please


Or they will say please again.

 
theducks 2008-02-17 08:27:58 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: Victorian police would like their 17 badges, 7 bullet-proof vests, 62 handcuffs, 16 batons, 64 breathalyzers, radios and military gear back. Please


Or they will say please again.


See, here's the thing, Australian's police have all been armed since the 1980s. And it's not just for show in Victoria. At one point, Victorian Police had shot and killed more people in 6 months than the rest of the country, combined, for the previous 10 years.

These days, their sidearms are Glock 21 .40s with 15 round clips.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 08:35:02 AM  
Makes that whole gun control thing kind look stupid huh.

 
Bob Down 2008-02-17 08:52:13 AM  
Yep, if there's one thing you can count on, it's a regular headline from Australia regarding the latest mass murder at a University.

 
MikeSass 2008-02-17 09:03:17 AM  
Victorian police would like their 17 badges, 7 bullet-proof vests, 62 handcuffs, 16 batons, 64 breathalyzers, radios and military gear back. Please

I remember a time when I could have made a pithy comment about not returning all that stuff because I was using it at the moment, and been reasonably confident that everyone would know that it was a joke. I would say "Get off my lawn", but the gub'ment done took dat away too.

/Stupid cops probably didn't even check the equipment room.

 
Beat 2008-02-17 09:35:47 AM  
I don't know about the rest, but I can't give these 17 Badges back, they're BoP damn it
www.wowitemdatabase.com
Bunch of Noobs.

 
devildog123 [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 09:42:46 AM  
Bob Down: Yep, if there's one thing you can count on, it's a regular headline from Australia regarding the latest mass murder at a University.

But, but, universities are gun free zones. I don't understand how anyone could get shot there.

Oh yeah, because the people who are going to use guns to commit crimes will still do it, despite the law.

If you think that gun control laws in the US will get rid of all the guns, you are nuts. I certainly wouldn't turn mine in. Of course, I haven't used my evil guns to shoot up a school or store either.

 
Bob Down 2008-02-17 10:02:05 AM  
Well you got me there. Gun controls don't work.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-02-17 10:13:50 AM  
As long as they didn't take their Victorian facial hair

upload.wikimedia.org

 
scuffer 2008-02-17 10:16:54 AM  
Again?? Didnt this just happen here a few months ago with vics good ol police force?

 
aracnop [TotalFark] 2008-02-17 10:23:37 AM  
Churchill2004: Victorian Police=

'ello 'ello, whuts oll dis den?

 
762 2008-02-17 11:05:54 AM  
Is that rat tart? Disgusting.

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2008-02-17 11:42:30 AM  
You'll get em back when you pry em from my cold dead hands, or if you just say "please" again.

/G'day!

 
freckles42 2008-02-17 01:11:37 PM  
Beat:

I don't know about the rest, but I can't give these 17 Badges back, they're BoP damn it

So help me, I lol'ed.

/back to Warsong for me

 
wutzu 2008-02-17 03:21:11 PM  
theducks: globalwarmingpraiser: Victorian police would like their 17 badges, 7 bullet-proof vests, 62 handcuffs, 16 batons, 64 breathalyzers, radios and military gear back. Please

Or they will say please again.

See, here's the thing, Australian's police have all been armed since the 1980s. And it's not just for show in Victoria. At one point, Victorian Police had shot and killed more people in 6 months than the rest of the country, combined, for the previous 10 years.

These days, their sidearms are Glock 21 .40s with 15 round clips.


FAIL. The Glock 21 is a .45 caliber handgun with a 13-round magazine. The Glock 22 is a .40 caliber handgun with a 15-round magazine. So in short, you have no idea which handgun the Aussies allegedly use.

/Don't even own a Glock and I know this
//Don't even like Glocks.

 
freudianslipandslide 2008-02-18 11:48:35 AM  
A fella could have a fun weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

 
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