Sometimes I get a kick outa living in Kitsap County.

How was the anus?

Ohhh, sexy. A chick with puck on her shirt.

And I always brag about how small my penis is.

It is better to be pleasantly surprised than bitterly disappointed.

That blotter rocks:
According to police, the woman was having trouble with diabetes and had consumed an unknown quantity of alcohol.



An elderly couple on High School Road had an argument over the wife's reported inability to properly cook chicken.

Problem solved.

Interesting.

You know who else has a penis?

Dallymo: How was the anus?

unremarkable

Anus? Damn near killed him!

lab07: Sometimes I get a kick outa living in Kitsap County.

I left. You can have all the stuff I left if you want, you just have to fight the ex for it.

What's with Kitsap being greenlit everyweek now? Is teh Crazy kicking up a notch there?

Low level jobs suck.

shanrick: Anus? Damn near killed him!

You're doing it wrong

hate to be off subject, but I need your help





there is an overhead shot of this scene with a caturday-esque caption

I NEED THAT PIC

"Good day, sir."
"Are you wearing any pants?"
"I SAID GOOD DAY SIR"

Oh those spoiled Island brats.

fark them, all they do is party and biatch about their cars.

/They have very nice cars.
//And houses.
///And lives.
//Lifelong Bremertonian
/Currently in Bellingham :( I miss Seattle.

King Something: You know who else has a penis?

Best useage ever.

lol...I live in Silverdale...that's good stuff right there. I wonder if he works at Teletech.

Ha, he sure showed them.

[sympathetically] At least he knows now. Save him time later on.

ginger_fretelli: lol...I live in Silverdale...that's good stuff right there. I wonder if he works at Teletech.

fark that place too.

I didn't think anything could make Wal-Mart look less classy.

I was wrong.

/Kitsap fark party?

Crash: A Bainbridge man drove his Subaru Forester through a fence between a Bainbridge Public Library parking lot and the Camelia apartment complex. He came to a stop on a footpath a few feet from an apartment's front door. The driver told police he had mistook his car's gas pedal for its brake pedal.

I did this once, only I did it backwards and after only a few driving lessons. I will tell you this, I'll never forget which is which again.

used to live in Poulsbo, don't miss it at all.

wow...20 comments and how many of us live or used to live in Kitsap... what are the odds.

That's where my grandma lives!


/She doesn't drive.
//Doesn't drink.
///Not married anymore.
////Not worried about the arrest reports.

alcohol-induced honesty?

Bucky Katt- agreed.

Gawd! I am so glad I'm out of that county. It really is the Florida of Washington.

/Still hard to believe that I survived growing up there.

andywinn: wow...20 comments and how many of us live or used to live in Kitsap... what are the odds.

The ones that escaped the circus or the ones still stuck in their cages?

/fishing is nice there if you can get past 300# meatheads on jetskis. At 6am. On a 1-acre lake.

no police blotter thread is complete without reference to the gold standard:

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An elderly couple on High School Road had an argument over the wife's reported inability to properly cook chicken. The wife, who is confined to a wheelchair, allegedly grabbed and twisted one of the husband's arms. He responded by slapping her on face. The husband said the two have never had a physical confrontation in over 65 years of marriage.

This is absolutely comedy gold on sooooo many levels.

december: no police blotter thread is complete without reference to the gold standard:

clicky (new window)

Oh, the memories.

/Gaucho, Class of 2001

December: I'm going to fark you up. Just let me get my pants on.

Unable to stand up to the spray's superior kung fu, the man staggered back into the house, where he was promptly taken into custody.

As he was filling out the paperwork, another officer came outside and asked the deputy if he was aware that his arrestee was climbing into the office's rafters.

This is better than many movies I've seen lately. Good stuff.

I came here for unremarkable anus comments and I was not disappointed.

sombreradoraloca

Golden. Truly Golden.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHHHEEEEEERRRRR!!!

/not dixon, but bainbridgey enough.

Impressed

THIS is why fark was created

It's not farking Tuesday. Fark isn't your billboard.

Either post some insignificant penis music tonight or fark off.

) Also Impressed.

King Something: You know who else has a penis?

what is that character from?

hhooper: Either post some insignificant penis music tonight or fark off.

Here's a classic (YouTube, NSFW, NRR (not Rick-roll)).

baka-san: Ohhh, sexy. A chick with puck on her shirt.

j0ndas: I did this once, only I did it backwards and after only a few driving lessons. I will tell you this, I'll never forget which is which again.

Do you have an unusual attraction to farmers' markets? ;)

fanbladesaresharp: lab07: Sometimes I get a kick outa living in Kitsap County.

I left. You can have all the stuff I left if you want, you just have to fight the ex for it.

What's with Kitsap being greenlit everyweek now? Is teh Crazy kicking up a notch there?

Ha I read the 911 section daily in the Kitsap Sun. It is always a great source of entertainment.

Now that the weather is warming up, I suspect crazy won't be the right word to describe it anymore.

j0ndas: I did this once, only I did it backwards and after only a few driving lessons. I will tell you this, I'll never forget which is which again.

I did tap the gas barely when psycho-parent was taking me for a very first drive, before taking it out of park, because I wasn't sure I remembered correctly.
Of course, despite the fact that they weren't offering any real instructions that got a NICE reaction.
Still seemed the best way to be sure, to me.

Springy23: Oh those spoiled Island brats.

fark them, all they do is party and biatch about their cars.

/They have very nice cars.
//And houses.
///And lives.
//Lifelong Bremertonian
/Currently in Bellingham :( I miss Seattle.

Us too, well, the hubby is was a lifer. Now we have escaped and live happily in Bellyham. Fark b-town: meth, morons and military.

His anus, however, was remarkable!

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable..."

I hate people who can't handle their alcohol. So drunk he says HIS penis is unremarkable, when you'd assume (hope?) he was trying to brag and say the cop's was.

Then again, maybe this was all a slow suicide over tiny-penis heartbreak.

/I swear I dated a guy in college that was 2-3 inches, max.
//Good thing I know he's over 18 or I'd wonder.

Abox: baka-san: Ohhh, sexy. A chick with puck on her shirt.

I'd hit that with my unremarkable penis.

Feb. 9
Marijuana: Three Bainbridge juveniles on High School Road were arrested for possession of marijuana just before 10:30 p.m. The youths were in a Subaru station wagon parked behind a hardware store when an officer spotted them. Marijuana was found in plastic bags, stuffed in cigarettes and scattered on the car's floor.

you're doing it wrong

She said she was feeling sick after an officer noted the vomit on her shirt. She also told police that the beer they consumed was stolen.

Unfortunately, she will probably breed.

Bf and I grew up in Indianola.

I wasted a lot of spray paint on Bainbridge High School. Well, wasted is a strong word. =) This pants dropping incident was more along the style of North Kitsap in my day, however.