Hundreds confirmed dead

*groans*

+1

SilentStrider: *groans*

On the bright side, smitty didn't end with "Thank you. I'm here all week."

I was headed down there for a couple of cold ones.

"We can seat you right over...wait, where's the seats?"

Where will they bury the survivors?

hipcheckgrl: "We can seat you right over...wait, where's the seats?"

The lovely couple can be seated at grave marker October 15, 1929. A waitress or crypt keeper will be with you shortly.

That's what I call a graveyard shift.

Sounds like the lead-in for Simpsons Hallowe'en 18

People are just dying to get in...

Only devil-may-care furniture will whiste past the graveyard like that.

Whistle. Curses.

People are dying to get in their....

...puns!

Epitath

This curio died with honor, securing its
valuable Star Trek bobble-heads until the end...

mark12A: ...puns!

Nice save

That was close...

The area in question:

I bet that place is deathly quiet

The food is to die for...
/I gotta start drinkin again

I wanna go watch Brazil now.

If it was a French restaurant, would the kitchen have linoleum blown apart?

I think you woke up the dead with that blast!

damageddude: On the bright side, smitty didn't end with "Thank you. I'm here all week."

thats because they didn't want us to know where they'd be. After a joke like that, they're laying low and hoping nobody finds them.

The joke's on you, subby we don't tip in New Zealand.

So instead of being burned at the stake, you get offed by a burning one? Your dog wants stake.

thisispete: The joke's on you, subby we don't tip in New Zealand.

Came in here to say just that :)

Carry on...

hmmm.. tips on the stiffs, no?

/you got your chocolate in my peanut butter!

you think anyone will sous the chef?

Mr. Creosote wanted for questioning.

If debris was showering down on cemetery, wouldn't the wait staff tips on stiffs?