With Clinton and Obama fracturing the party, Democratic leaders seeking succor look once again to the New Christ Child, the living embodiment of Mother Gaia, the wise, the Nobel winner, the One: Al Gore

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

exellent, Weaver95, i had to google it

/subby

I'd vote for a parking meter before I'd vote for Al Gore. And as for "fracturing the party", if Hillary's a Democrat, I'm a Got damned vegetarian. And unless the Delmonico I just had for dinner counts as a vegetable, which in her world it may, the parking meter wins in a landslide.

Besides, when the game is on the line, Al Gore grabs his binky and goes home. I thought it was funny in 2000, until I saw the havoc an idiot could wreak on this country I love.

/AuH2O

And DNRTFA, obviously.

Simply put:

Hillary vs. McCain = President McCain.
Obama vs. McCain = President Obama.

The choice is up to the Democrats.

Or rather, their unwavering ability to find the losing-est candidate (for details, see "McGovern/Mondale/Dukakis/Gore/Kerry campaigns") in Presidential elections.

Weaver95: With Clinton and Obama fracturing the party, Democratic leaders seeking succor look once again to the New Christ Child, the living embodiment of Mother Gaia, the wise, the Nobel winner, the One: Al Gore

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Very good, sir.

DarthBrooks is 100% correct, methinks.

For fark's sake, when will this silliness end? Most people don't want that pompous windbag anywhere near the white house, including him. If he wanted to run, he would have.

DarthBrooks: Hillary vs. McCain = President McCain.
Obama vs. McCain = President Obama.

Obviously. But most Democrats are such wimps I wouldn't be surprised if the party actually nominated McCain.

Cue the "not this shiat again" guy.

Subby, your premise is fallacious. Therefore your conclusion is folly.

MrEricSir: But most Democrats are such wimps I wouldn't be surprised if the party actually nominated McCain.

Might as well. Even with a Democrat in the White House, do you really thing Congressional dems will do anything but pass meaningless feel-good bills and bend over for the Republicans?

Marcus Aurelius Wins the thread without RTFA!

Parking Meter 08

The only candidate offering experience with change.

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: Cue the "not this shiat again" guy.

DarthBrooks: Simply put:

Hillary vs. McCain = President McCain.
Obama vs. McCain = President Obama.

The choice is up to the Democrats.

Or rather, their unwavering ability to find the losing-est candidate (for details, see "McGovern/Mondale/Dukakis/Gore/Kerry campaigns") in Presidential elections.


to be fair, Gore is the least losingest of that list.

While I did support Gore's opponent in that primary, Bradley, and felt him to be the better choice based on issues, I still tend to believe Gore had the best shot at the presidency among the Democratic field that year.
The popular vote also agreed.

Falcc: The only candidate offering experience with change.

He's a flip-flopper. He changes his view every minute and he's easily bought off.

/Toaster Oven 08

sarcastrophe: Falcc: The only candidate offering experience with change.

He's a flip-flopper. He changes his view every minute and he's easily bought off.

/Toaster Oven 08

Toaster Oven is a hot head. He's in the pocket of natural gas and his stance on childhood obesity is deplorable.

Falcc: sarcastrophe: Falcc: The only candidate offering experience with change.

He's a flip-flopper. He changes his view every minute and he's easily bought off.

/Toaster Oven 08

Toaster Oven is a hot head. He's in the pocket of natural gas and his stance on childhood obesity is deplorable.

I think the both of you are forgetting about the true unifier: Fire Hydrant. Extraordinarily skilled at cooling out inflamed situations. Solid as steel, too.

Really, did we want a president that had such a violent last name?

Gore! The bull GORED him. On the battlefield the soldier stepped in GORE.

Those propagandist that hated the U.S of A would have had a field day!

We should be thankful to the electoral college.

kingdombuilderceo: Weaver95: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Good One. Translation: "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them."

Now conjugate the verb 'to rule' in the Black Speech.

So what do you propose, Subby? Clinton is utterly consumed with powerlust and she's not going to give up until she's forced to, even though Obama's looking to blow her away again next week. Should the forces of good (or at least not-entirely-evil) within the Democratic party meekly let her win the nomination and condemn us to Bushco v2.0?

Or nominate the man who was so uninspiring and ran such a bad campaign he managed to take 8 years of peace, prosperity, and his status as VP of a popular president and lose to a functionally retarded neocon meat-puppet?

In any case, I agree with the general consensus that Obama > McCain > Clinton. Clinton's presidential campaign would mirror her nomination bid. She began as heir-apparent, but it turns out that the more people learn about her, the less they like her. Reports of her inevitability were greatly overstated and her campaign is about to collapse. If she wins the nomination, her presidential bid will jump straight to the "implode" phase since people already know about her.

/Oregonian, so we still don't vote in time for it to mean squat
//Still hopes to caucus
///Taking bets: Another crocodile tear for 2/19?

erik-k: ///Taking bets: Another crocodile tear for 2/19?

Nope, this time it's "Obama talks like a sexist"-gate, aka Snub 2.0.

/depressingly predictable
//even more depressing that it might work and get her WI

BKITU: Falcc: sarcastrophe: Falcc: The only candidate offering experience with change.

He's a flip-flopper. He changes his view every minute and he's easily bought off.

/Toaster Oven 08

Toaster Oven is a hot head. He's in the pocket of natural gas and his stance on childhood obesity is deplorable.

I think the both of you are forgetting about the true unifier: Fire Hydrant. Extraordinarily skilled at cooling out inflamed situations. Solid as steel, too.

Oh I know all about Fire Hydrant. Are you aware of his long record of dealings with shady individuals in smoke filled rooms?

Relatively Obscure: Now conjugate the verb 'to rule' in the Black Speech.


WILLING TO TRANSLATE

Falcc: BKITU: Falcc: sarcastrophe: Falcc: The only candidate offering experience with change.

He's a flip-flopper. He changes his view every minute and he's easily bought off.

/Toaster Oven 08

Toaster Oven is a hot head. He's in the pocket of natural gas and his stance on childhood obesity is deplorable.

I think the both of you are forgetting about the true unifier: Fire Hydrant. Extraordinarily skilled at cooling out inflamed situations. Solid as steel, too.

Oh I know all about Fire Hydrant. Are you aware of his long record of dealings with shady individuals in smoke filled rooms?

I also heard he enjoys being peed on by animals.

my a$$. A better, less mopey candidate.

muck4doo: Falcc: BKITU: Falcc: sarcastrophe: Falcc: The only candidate offering experience with change.

He's a flip-flopper. He changes his view every minute and he's easily bought off.

/Toaster Oven 08

Toaster Oven is a hot head. He's in the pocket of natural gas and his stance on childhood obesity is deplorable.

I think the both of you are forgetting about the true unifier: Fire Hydrant. Extraordinarily skilled at cooling out inflamed situations. Solid as steel, too.

Oh I know all about Fire Hydrant. Are you aware of his long record of dealings with shady individuals in smoke filled rooms?

I also heard he enjoys being peed on by animals.

And so the thread invariably finds it's way back to Hillary.

Wouldn't it suck if he entered the race and then won the dem primary and lost the general election...to McCain? or worse...jesus h. huckabee?

Falcc: muck4doo: Falcc: BKITU: Falcc: sarcastrophe: Falcc: The only candidate offering experience with change.

He's a flip-flopper. He changes his view every minute and he's easily bought off.

/Toaster Oven 08

Toaster Oven is a hot head. He's in the pocket of natural gas and his stance on childhood obesity is deplorable.

I think the both of you are forgetting about the true unifier: Fire Hydrant. Extraordinarily skilled at cooling out inflamed situations. Solid as steel, too.

Oh I know all about Fire Hydrant. Are you aware of his long record of dealings with shady individuals in smoke filled rooms?

I also heard he enjoys being peed on by animals.

And so the thread invariably finds it's way back to Hillary.

erik-k: Or nominate the man who was so uninspiring and ran such a bad campaign he managed to take 8 years of peace, prosperity, and his status as VP of a popular president and lose to a functionally retarded neocon meat-puppet?

Functionally retarded neocon meat-puppet is one of my favorite bands.

phillydrifter: Wouldn't it suck if he entered the race and then won the dem primary and lost the general election...to McCain? or worse...jesus h. huckabee?

If huckabee wins we get Colbert as V.P., so it can't be ALL that bad.

Can it?

*huddles in corner*

Parking Meter, 08.

It remains a easily recognized public figure, and I also endorse it's narrow stance on economic values.

Toaster oven, is not green enough. Unconcerned about the counties energy crisis, and major control is to far to the right.

Migaloo: Parking Meter, 08.

It remains a easily recognized public figure, and I also endorse it's narrow stance on economic values.

Toaster oven, is not green enough. Unconcerned about the counties energy crisis, and major control is to far to the right.

what about a lockbox?

Atillathepun: WILLING TO TRANSLATE

Awesome.

Al Gore - My Precious!

SeismicJizzer: Migaloo: Parking Meter, 08.

It remains a easily recognized public figure, and I also endorse it's narrow stance on economic values.

Toaster oven, is not green enough. Unconcerned about the counties energy crisis, and major control is to far to the right.

what about a lockbox?

Too secretive and has many things to hide. I would say Vacuum Cleaner for prez, but he sucks. How about electric toothbrush?

"Former Vice President Al Gore and a number of other senior Democrats plan to remain neutral...."

Bull Shait.
Albert's Pissed. Albert hasn't been a factor in this race and whoever gets his endorsement, has the Clooney Blues..
His endorsement would be a death sentence for who ever he goes for...
But whats he gonna say?

Weaver95: With Clinton and Obama fracturing the party, Democratic leaders seeking succor look once again to the New Christ Child, the living embodiment of Mother Gaia, the wise, the Nobel winner, the One: Al Gore

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul


*golf clap*

/Black speech of Mordor FTW!

Weaver95: With Clinton and Obama fracturing the party, Democratic leaders seeking succor look once again to the New Christ Child, the living embodiment of Mother Gaia, the wise, the Nobel winner, the One: Al Gore

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Thank you.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

MrEricSir: DarthBrooks: Hillary vs. McCain = President McCain.
Obama vs. McCain = President Obama.

Obviously. But most Democrats are such wimps I wouldn't be surprised if the party actually nominated McCain.

I seriously feel that given the question "Why do you feel like you would make a better president than your opponent?" Gore OR Kerry could have simply said:

"Really? Well for starters, why would you trust this nation's nuclear capability with a man who can't pronounce it? Oh, and I tied my own shoes this morning."

And for Bush's rebuttal: "Haha. That's why I got Velcro!"

Smart Ass: "Former Vice President Al Gore and a number of other senior Democrats plan to remain neutral...."

Bull Shait.
Albert's Pissed. Albert hasn't been a factor in this race and whoever gets his endorsement, has the Clooney Blues..
His endorsement would be a death sentence for who ever he goes for...
But whats he gonna say?

Huh? You are suggesting that Gore's endorsement, the man who was leading in many polls despite not running, will hurt a candidate?

What do you base that on besides your personal dislike of him?

muck4doo: Too secretive and has many things to hide. I would say Vacuum Cleaner for prez, but he sucks. How about electric toothbrush?

Are you kidding? Spin, spin, spin all the time! And I'll tell you something else... HE'S PART OF THE WORLDWIDE COMMUNIST FLUORIDATION CONSPIRACY!!11!!

Why would Gore take a pay cut and actually have to debate his only issue? Please nominate Gore/Obama..they will lose!

He has a nice hustle selling carbon offset credits.

erik-k: Oregonian, so we still don't vote in time for it to mean squat

This year is possibly different. Oregon could matter, in the sense that it will be one of the last states, and if there's still a race, it may be important.

I would say something snarky about this, but Subby has used up all of the currently available sarcasm in the entire farking universe.

Falcc: Parking Meter 08

The only candidate offering experience with change.

You forgot about Cash Register. She can make change AND keep up with fluctuations in taxes.

Cash Register is WAAY too liberal for me. You just push her buttons the right way and she gives money away to anyone.

mrexcess: I would say something snarky about this, but Subby has used up all of the currently available sarcasm in the entire farking universe.

Apparently not all the hyperbole though. Since, you know, Gore is Satan.