I wouldn't say she left that fast

Just gave up the search or an appropriate spot for a long-winded sports metaphor, eh?

SnakeLee: I wouldn't say she left that fast

It was more of a Tom-Brady-being-sacked-by-Strahan speed.

Or Roger-Goodell-destroying-Spygate-tapes speed.

cameroncrazy1984: It was more of a Tom-Brady-being-sacked-by-Strahan speed

maybe submitter's an NFC hate-cult-of-St.Favre fan

/submitter

Hillary is getting her ass handed to her by Obama.

Weaver95: Hillary is getting her ass handed to her by Obama.

And I am loving every single minute of it.

Coolhaus: Weaver95: Hillary is getting her ass handed to her by Obama.

And I am loving every single minute of it.

When she started this campaign, she had all the advantages. She had $120 million in the bank, she seemed to have the inside track on every primary up to super tuesday and she appeared to have the nomination in the bag. Obama wasn't even a blip on the radar screen.

Now here we are a couple months later and Hillary is having to lend herself money to pay the bills and she's a couple states behind Obama in a fight to the finish race heading into the convention.

Kinda makes you wonder, don't it?

Seeing that Barack Obama has Wisconsin all sewn up, Hillary Clinton leaves the state faster than a Brett Favre pass into the arms of the opposing team's safety Milwaukee Brewers September collapse.

/FTFY

Weaver95: Kinda makes you wonder, don't it?

It makes me wonder why she ever thought she had the kind of charm Bill did. And even his charm is getting a bit outdated.

I'm all for fighting the good fight, but can she seriously think she would ever get elected? Even if she pulls off a miracle and beats Obama (not likely), she would lose in the general. There are just way too many people who will never vote for her no matter what she promises.

Weaver95: When she started this campaign, she had all the advantages. She had $120 million in the bank, she seemed to have the inside track on every primary up to super tuesday and she appeared to have the nomination in the bag. Obama wasn't even a blip on the radar screen.

Mets fans, such as myself, are getting a strange sense of deja vu.

Oh, and nice pic, dude

We have only had Obama and Huckabee ad's on TV and radio here the past 2 weeks now. Saw nothing about Hillary. It's nice that there has been no mudslinging so far.

The writing is on the wall, Hillary. Couldn't happen to a nicer gal.

She did leave quicker than expected, but I'm surprised she even showed up in Wisconsin, so to me, it's practically an improvement.

/Gobama

This may have been the worst tagline of all time on Fark.

Doran: She did leave quicker than expected, but I'm surprised she even showed up in Wisconsin, so to me, it's practically an improvement.

/Gobama

Her poll numbers are showing it too. She's doing better in Wisconsin than she had been.

Don't talk about Slick Willie"s charm!!
He has all the charm of a used car salesman!!

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It was because she realized that State didn't matter.

I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

damageddude
That's nice, Strahan was impressive on that one, watching Brett Favre slide down and all.

To be fair, I guess it is applicable in this case.

Doran: She did leave quicker than expected, but I'm surprised she even showed up in Wisconsin, so to me, it's practically an improvement.

/Gobama

Just like the potomac primaries. No thank you speach for her supporters. "im not winning?, well lets leave and move on to the next target". I hope voters are noticing this. She doesnt give a F about you, only your vote. You are a tool for her, a means to her end.

/GObama

fn129: I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

Be careful, you might scar some unsuspecting innocent with that link. I made the mistake of watching it once and I am still having nightmares.

fn129: I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

A rickroll would have been more merciful.

It's okay. We don't matter anyway.

Flying Lasagna Monster: The writing is on the wall, Hillary. Couldn't happen to a nicer gal.

I hadn't seen that latest poll, I just stood up and cheered, that made my night

fn129: I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

You bastard! Why couldn't you have used 2girls1cup or tubgirl? Seriously, that was a bit too disturbing for even my jaded sensibilities.

Coolhaus: Weaver95: Hillary is getting her ass handed to her by Obama.

And I am loving every single minute of it.

The best part of this whole thing is that Hillary's advice to Obama when he joined the Senate was to keep his head down.

Falcc: fn129: I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

A rickroll would have been more merciful.

If it weren't borderline torture it would become the new rickroll.

Guys...Hillary is STILL in this race... With Texas and Ohio BOTH playing a very pivotal part. If Obama looses both of those, what momentum he has will be negated.

And the convention will become VERY, VERY ugly.

Darth_Lukecash: Guys...Hillary is STILL in this race... With Texas and Ohio BOTH playing a very pivotal part. If Obama looses both of those, what momentum he has will be negated.

And the convention will become VERY, VERY ugly.

A dark horse candidate could be nominated unexpectedly, which I don't think has happened in my lifetime.

fn129: I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

$20 (Monopoly currency) to anyone who does the Soulja Boy to this.

I'm from Wisconsin, so I'm getting a kick...

Anyway, all of my family back home was supporting Hillary till they saw her TV ads. They all called them despicable and thought Hillary was above ripping on fellow Democrats.

My aunt even wrote to the Hillary headquarters and asked for her $20 donation back and donated $40 to Obama to make up for her mistake.

Ceph: I'm from Wisconsin, so I'm getting a kick...

Anyway, all of my family back home was supporting Hillary till they saw her TV ads. They all called them despicable and thought Hillary was above ripping on fellow Democrats.

My aunt even wrote to the Hillary headquarters and asked for her $20 donation back and donated $40 to Obama to make up for her mistake.

Is your grandmother single?

Darth_Lukecash: Guys...Hillary is STILL in this race... With Texas and Ohio BOTH playing a very pivotal part. If Obama looses both of those, what momentum he has will be negated.

And the convention will become VERY, VERY ugly.

If Hilary wins Texas and Ohio with similar margins to how she's won most of her states, Obama will still hold a lead in delegates.

And let's not forget there are still other states in play after March 4th that they both have a chance in winning.

Jesus Farking Christ: Is your grandmother single?

She prays you to every night, can't you just ask her yourself? Jesus Farking Christ.

Ceph: Jesus Farking Christ: Is your grandmother single?

She prays you to every night, can't you just ask her yourself? Jesus Farking Christ.

I'll check my Blackberry.

fn129: I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

Oh sweet zombie jesus, that things not official is it?

Is she even thinking about the fact she is showing voters how she will forget them when she has no further use for them?

I can't wait/hope she bawls her eyes out on camera when/if she loses the nomination, or just gives up.

I'm good with that. I'll be voting for anyone but Hillary.

atlanta_ufo: A dark horse candidate could be nominated unexpectedly, which I don't think has happened in my lifetime.

1952 to be exact. Adlai Stevenson. He got his ass handed to him, twice, by Eisenhower.

I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

What the fark kind of shiat is that ?! That song will haunt me in my dreams.

Cut and run!

Weaver95: Now here we are a couple months later and Hillary is having to lend herself money to pay the bills and she's a couple dozen states behind Obama in a fight to the finish race heading into the convention.

FIFY.

Flying Lasagna Monster: The writing is on the wall, Hillary. Couldn't happen to a nicer gal.

49+42= 91? Who the heck are the other 9% of Dems supporting? Undecided? Zombie JFK? Time to pick a side folks, we're at war.

Big surprise. *bama has been taping Hillary's speeches for years.

Cyborg77: Flying Lasagna Monster: The writing is on the wall, Hillary. Couldn't happen to a nicer gal.

49+42= 91? Who the heck are the other 9% of Dems supporting? Undecided? Zombie JFK? Time to pick a side folks, we're at war.

They either like Gravel or are undecided.

boozerman: fn129: I bet you Wisconsin got a hold of this video here (new window)

Oh sweet zombie jesus, that things not official is it?

Check this one out and it's official.
Link (new window)