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(BBC) Strange Police seeking 70-year old woman who pulled a knife on post office cashier before fleeing empty handed. Guinness seeking same woman, who just set the world record for a 70-year old taking less than 20 minutes at a post office counter   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 10
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Raiden333 [TotalFark] 2008-02-16 06:37:55 PM  
Farking LOL, I'm this close to making an alt and signing it up for TF to give you +2 instead of +1.

 
clown-freak 2008-02-16 06:57:54 PM  
Not even the fear of shiatting themselves can make them hurry. Guess that's b/c they are already prepared with Depends.

/might even be why they take longer.

 
Outlaw_Rudy [TotalFark] 2008-02-16 08:15:20 PM  
It's funny because it's true.

 
strangeguitar 2008-02-16 09:42:11 PM  
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LoneStarJustin 2008-02-16 10:01:53 PM  
clown-freak: Not even the fear of shiatting themselves can make them hurry. Guess that's b/c they are already prepared with Depends.

/might even be why they take longer.

Depends on what?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-16 10:02:05 PM  
forget guiness, call god. less than 20 minutes is a miracle.

 
SevenYearHawk 2008-02-16 10:03:58 PM  
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Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-02-16 10:47:50 PM  
I'm sort of wondering what kind of 70 year old woman uses a knife. Around here, she'd at least have a Saturday Night Special.

 
GungFu 2008-02-16 11:08:50 PM  
Bucky Katt: forget guiness, call god. less than 20 minutes is a miracle.


I came here because I'm pretty sure someone will try to spell 'Guinness' but with one 'n' - once again, I was not disappointed.

/thank you

 
E Arkhe 2008-02-17 12:29:42 AM  
Hilarious headline is hilarious.

 
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