No. Go write "Hillary Clinton is not a sexy woman" 1000 times on the blackboard.

Why is this bad taste? She does everything else for power, fame and money.

Buxom Hillary pic seemed like a good idea at the time
It did farking not.

Considering that on Fark the boobies rule I find the above comments amusing.

I definitely want the card.

/definitely do NOT want HRC

The cards feature a caricature of each presidential candidate in a baseball role. Mitt Romney, for example, is seen as Carlton Fisk, waving his famous home run just past the foul pole in the 1975 World Series. "The others were all male," Melia said. "Hillary, being the only female in the lineup, we were reaching for comparisons to make." Well, they could've made her one of the professional women ballplayers honored in the movie, "A League of Their Own." Instead they made her Morganna, "The Kissing Bandit."

Personally, I think I would've gone with Marge Schott for the Hillary theme. It could've been worse, though--what if they had gone with Jose Lima's wife as the theme instead:

Obama's card:



Uhh....

Calvin Coolidge: Obama's card:

Uhh....

What was their inspiration for the card? Sambo?

/Sad

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

Hillary... 4 U and Me..
Let's stand up for Hillary!

Personally I think the epitome of fail was her with a guitar. It was very Dukakis.

Phil Moskowitz: Personally I think the epitome of fail was her with a guitar. It was very Dukakis.

Agreed. WTF were they thinking?

I thought they meant this one.

/didn't know Photoshop had a "veiny" tool

Uzzah: I thought they meant this one.



...

...aaaaaaand /thread.

Bull Schmitt: Hillary... 4 U and Me..
Let's stand up for Hillary!

Bring back our democracy!

dervish16108: What was their inspiration for the card? Sambo?


All Cubs fans know :(

Bull Schmitt: Hillary... 4 U and Me..
Let's stand up for Hillary!

Bring back our democracy!

And they follow that article up with one on the United Fascist League Presidential candidate. Good juxtaposition there. Hillary is to Fascism as water is to the ocean. Can't have one without the other.

Uzzah: I thought they meant this one.

/didn't know Photoshop had a "veiny" tool

HAHAHAHAHA @ VEINY TOOL

Well played. Veiny tool. LMAO.

Scary tag

re: JooJooJoo/canyoneer

I see that the paid hillary troll is resorting to A_D tactics after every argument on clinton's qualifications have been shot down.

Longtime Lurker:

Dance more for me, monkey! You're funny. :)

FAIL

well, the proportions are all wrong. her cankles are WAY bigger than that.

I dunno about you guys but I love these fail pics.

www.fark.com/Hillary

It can be yours! eBay. (new window)

Some one ought to buy that and bury it in a deep dark hole.

The other picture in the slide show, huh?

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I think I just threw up a little in someone else's mouth.

If he's supposed to be Bartman, what's with the Sox logo?

Uzzah: I thought they meant this one.

/didn't know Photoshop had a "veiny" tool

BWHAHAHA!

Shaggy_C
that was Steve Melman, right? He was so infamous, lots of people dressed up like him for Halloween that year.

Buxom Hillary pic seemed like a good idea at the time

WTF?

I'd hit it.
If I hit it, I may even vote for her, depending on performance and reciprocation...

I'm sure she could use it.
"For free" for a change.

I'd even throw Chelsea into the bargain.
I meant "they'd even throw Chelsea into the bargain."

The cards feature a caricature of each presidential candidate in a baseball role. Mitt Romney, for example, is seen as Carlton Fisk, waving his famous home run just past the foul pole in the 1975 World Series. "The others were all male," Melia said. "Hillary, being the only female in the lineup, we were reaching for comparisons to make." Well, they could've made her one of the professional women ballplayers honored in the movie, "A League of Their Own." Instead they made her Morganna, "The Kissing Bandit."

Or they could have just ignored the whole gender thing.

Then they could maybe make her Ty Cobb.

WAIT JUST ONE FARKING MINUTE!

Hillary is female?

God damn, never would've guessed.

Uzzah: I thought they meant this one.

/didn't know Photoshop had a "veiny" tool

GHAAAAAA! WTF!