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(Washington Post) Obvious Republican state legislator who sponsors child-protection laws: Check. Active in youth activities and his local church: Check. Police raid his home for images on his computer: Checkmate   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 47
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Kome [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:25:29 PM  
McKee said he has entered treatment and will cooperate with law enforcement authorities.

Why not enter jail instead of treatment?

 
TheConvincingSavant 2008-02-15 04:45:51 PM  
Kome: McKee said he has entered treatment and will cooperate with law enforcement authorities.

Why not enter jail instead of treatment?


Because there, he'll be entered.

 
gianisa 2008-02-15 04:46:16 PM  
Kome: Why not enter jail instead of treatment?

You still have to get arrested first.



Given this administration's track record, that may not be true in the future.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:47:44 PM  
TheConvincingSavant: Because there, he'll be entered.

Well played.

media3.washingtonpost.com

Pornstache? YOU decide.

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 05:02:28 PM  
Some Democrat must have done something in the last 40 years that makes this ok, although it's a bit late on a Friday afternoon for the usual suspects to get to work finding it.

 
2wolves 2008-02-15 05:22:29 PM  
Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

 
Weswoman 2008-02-15 05:29:16 PM  
Considering everything, this guy seem sot be handling it rather well. It's still creepy though.

 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 05:33:02 PM  
"My primary focus is to get well and stay well," McKee said. "I know this can only happen with the support and prayers of my family and friends and the help of professionals."

Sure. Now that you've been caught, KIDDIE DIDDLER!

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 05:33:12 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
quatchi 2008-02-15 05:36:00 PM  
Earlier on Quatchi noted that the GOP was the natural home of racists, sexists, classists and self-loathing closet queen homophobes.

Feel kinda bad about that now.

Fergot "pedophile"

/DEFINITE "pornstache"
//Made a couple of pornos back in the day.
///Used the porn name "Miles Long"

 
yem_tex 2008-02-15 05:36:34 PM  
Friday afternoon news for sure.

 
RyanWillia 2008-02-15 05:37:04 PM  
How did Bush's wiretaps miss this?

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-02-15 05:38:31 PM  
Anybody have that political cartoon of a republican answering the door in assless chaps holding a plunger with a cat up his ass?

 
Running a-puck 2008-02-15 05:46:09 PM  
DarnoKonrad: Anybody have that political cartoon of a republican answering the door in assless chaps holding a plunger with a cat up his ass?

If the chaps have an ass, they are called PANTS. ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS.

Sorry, that always pisses me off for some reason.

 
Dr.Zom 2008-02-15 05:48:21 PM  
RyanWillia: How did Bush's wiretaps miss this?

Ha!

 
ipsofacto 2008-02-15 05:51:42 PM  
Running a-puck: DarnoKonrad: Anybody have that political cartoon of a republican answering the door in assless chaps holding a plunger with a cat up his ass?

If the chaps have an ass, they are called PANTS. ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS.

Sorry, that always pisses me off for some reason.


Does it chap your ass?

 
Aeonic_Blue 2008-02-15 05:56:28 PM  
Running a-puck: DarnoKonrad: Anybody have that political cartoon of a republican answering the door in assless chaps holding a plunger with a cat up his ass?

If the chaps have an ass, they are called PANTS. ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS.

Sorry, that always pisses me off for some reason.


Don't get your assless chaps in a wad.

 
Running a-puck 2008-02-15 05:58:34 PM  
ipsofacto: Does it chap your ass?

Not when I'm wearing pants...

Aeonic_Blue: Don't get your assless chaps in a wad.

That's why they don't have an ass... so they don't wad up.

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-02-15 05:59:50 PM  
Running a-puck: ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS

Not if you're wearing pants underneath them? But then again, I don't run in the leather fetish culture. So I don't know.

 
funmonger 2008-02-15 06:00:02 PM  
Aeonic_Blue: Running a-puck: DarnoKonrad: Anybody have that political cartoon of a republican answering the door in assless chaps holding a plunger with a cat up his ass?

If the chaps have an ass, they are called PANTS. ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS.

Sorry, that always pisses me off for some reason.

Don't get your assless chaps in a wad.


SPLUTTERHEE

/onomatopoeia
//the sound I made laughing while drinking coffee

 
Hideously Gigantic Smurf 2008-02-15 06:00:53 PM  
Rape is NOT a family value!

 
boomaze 2008-02-15 06:01:57 PM  
Running a-puck: ipsofacto: Does it chap your ass?

Not when I'm wearing pants...

Aeonic_Blue: Don't get your assless chaps in a wad.

That's why they don't have an ass... so they don't wad up.


I have a pair of chaps with the ass in them.

 
boomaze 2008-02-15 06:04:06 PM  
boomaze: Running a-puck: ipsofacto: Does it chap your ass?

Not when I'm wearing pants...

Aeonic_Blue: Don't get your assless chaps in a wad.

That's why they don't have an ass... so they don't wad up.

I have a pair of chaps with the ass in them.


Nevermind. They are jeans :)

 
Ryker's Peninsula 2008-02-15 06:11:00 PM  
He should have gone with the Pete Townsend defense.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 06:16:54 PM  
Ryker's Peninsula: He should have gone with the Pete Townsend defense.

The "Who came first" defense?

/TownsHend

 
Hetfield 2008-02-15 06:44:01 PM  
Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Rape is NOT a family value!

It is if you couple it with incest. This way you get the best of both worlds.

 
EbolaNYC [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 06:49:27 PM  
Jesus.
I would NEVER let my kid spend time with a creepy looking guy like that.

I mean come on, look up child molester in the dictionary and you'll see a guy just like that looking back at you.
home.nyc.rr.com

 
xalres 2008-02-15 06:51:40 PM  
Nobody should be making a big deal about this because Ted Kennedy did something bad a long time ago or something.

 
ucfknights 2008-02-15 06:53:31 PM  
img297.imageshack.us

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 06:58:50 PM  
Ryker's Peninsula: He should have gone with the Pete Townsend defense.

"It's Hard"?

 
inFARKshun 2008-02-15 07:06:15 PM  
Running a-puck: DarnoKonrad: Anybody have that political cartoon of a republican answering the door in assless chaps holding a plunger with a cat up his ass?

If the chaps have an ass, they are called PANTS. ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS.

Sorry, that always pisses me off for some reason.


Well, OK, but to buy my assless chaps I had to go to the ATM machine and enter my PIN number.

 
Deneb81 2008-02-15 07:27:58 PM  
I work for a Maryland Legislator, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

But no really, I do.

I work for Dem. MD Delegate. He was genuinely shocked and dismayed, as McKee was a Republican he respected personally and professionally.

But anyone stupid enough to put that crap on state computers was clearly not thinking.

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 07:39:36 PM  
If you have freaky tendencies, you should at least abstain from drawing attention to them by condemning others for the same thing.

i190.photobucket.com

The Dogg thinks it's a dayum shame, ya'll.

 
VonAether 2008-02-15 07:42:52 PM  
FTFA: Longtime Maryland Del. Robert A. McKee (R-Washington) resigned today after authorities searched his Hagerstown home and seized his personal computer and images from the Internet.

"Well, Your Honor, after we seized Mr. McKee's computer, we searched it thoroughly and didn't find anything. So we found some pictures on the Internet."

/That's some nice police work, Lou.

 
Lord_Baull 2008-02-15 07:47:07 PM  
That's some fine leadership from the Party of Morals.

 
Lord_Baull 2008-02-15 07:47:49 PM  
Did I say morals? I meant the Party of Family Values.

 
USP .45 2008-02-15 08:24:28 PM  
Daily Republican smear thread, check.

 
shaggenstein 2008-02-15 09:14:47 PM  
2wolves: Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball


I saw polly in a porny

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 10:07:27 PM  
USP .45: Daily Republican smear thread, check.

Your defense is duly noted.

 
quatchi 2008-02-15 10:16:43 PM  
Hetfield: Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Rape is NOT a family value!

It is if you couple it with incest. This way you get the best of both worlds.


"The family that lays together stays together"?

Maybe this guy can embroider that onna tea cozy while he's in the local stir.

/You know ...when he's not busy with biatch lessons.

 
NubianzWithAttitude 2008-02-15 11:06:29 PM  
img86.imageshack.us

 
Darwin's Prophet 2008-02-15 11:29:59 PM  
Seriously though, are any Republicans screwing their wives at this point?

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2008-02-16 12:01:23 AM  
Darwin's Prophet: Seriously though, are any Republicans screwing their wives at this point?

Mary Cheney?

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-02-16 01:05:31 AM  
USP .45: Daily Republican smear thread, check.

Uh, maybe he sponsored the legislation because he knew what those urges were capable of doing?

/justa thought.

 
Axolotl 2008-02-16 01:17:31 AM  
USP .45 Daily Republican smear thread, check.

Are you aware that your argument can be summarized:

(smearing) Pedophiles = (smearing) Republicans

Did you mean to say that?

 
Loki-L 2008-02-16 05:16:42 AM  
Somacandra:

Uh, maybe he sponsored the legislation because he knew what those urges were capable of doing?


In that case somebody should definetly take a closer look at those legislators who are especially active in sponsoring legislation designed to protect their constitutents from nuclear/radiologial/chemical/biological terrorist attacks.

\Just saying.

 
sunlion 2008-02-17 05:01:51 AM  
Mary Cheney?

Hilarious. You win.

 
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