I'll have a Tu-na Al'Bacore, with onions.

So now we're doing news stories of fake news coverage? Slow news days suck balls.

It took 2 people to write transcribe that.

So now we're greenlighting news stories of fake news coverage? Slow news days really suck balls.

So now I'm copying Kome? Slow Fark days really suck balls.

So now we are just riffing off of Kome, Kome, and Unright? Slow news days on Fark really really suck balls.

Don't bother reading this. I'm just thinking out loud.

I've got to patent the edible rain pancho before Kysouke does. Sucking Kome covered balls sounds kinky and inappropriate. Oh well, I'll just put them on my ignore list before I rat them out tot he mods.

Does Iraq have little sock weasels?

Kome: So now we're doing news stories of fake news coverage? Slow news days suck balls.

Yeah, but at least it's funny.

I would hope so, it's mostly 3rd worlders, who have never seen anything but a dirt floor in a building...

"eat Al-Qaeda bombs, They're really goood"

Where do i sign up?

I read that as Al-Qaeda is now a brand with frenchies.

/got nothin

This is NOT Digg people!

/let's keep it that way

Wow, that was almost funny.

/Not really

So now us non TFers have to read about skink just riffing off of Kome, Kome, and Unright? Slow news days on Fark really really really suck balls.

Daddy, we want to go to Al Qaeda's!

I'm hoping Jon Stewart is like the climate, ebb and flow. He was funny once, maybe again.

We love de bombs
'cause they are good for us
the al-qaeda bombs

/won't bother with any else

But do they offer toasted subs?


/they got a pepper bar!

suck balls .... really

/to the gf

Pretty soon, there will Al Qaeda locations everywhere, just like Starbucks. Because the terrorists, they have won.

Kome: So now we're doing news stories of fake news coverage? Slow news days suck balls.

Would you prefer FarkTV links instead?

They are selling something, but it ain't sandwiches.

huh, sounds like that idiot in the thread yesterday insisting that Jews were a "Brand".


/Stewart/Colbert 08!

Could be Opium Sandwiches.

Koalaesq: huh, sounds like that idiot in the thread yesterday insisting that Jews were a "Brand".



Jewlicious?

Don't order delivery.

I'll take a side of tie stick with my hash coffee please.

ZzeusS

No, but add that to a six back of HeBrew: The Chosen Beer and I'm IN.

Kinjana: But do they offer toasted subs?


/they got a pepper bar!

I was expecting to see somebody 'shop a spongmonkey with a turban.

Because some of you appear to not be familiar with this term.
satire
The more you know.

Koalaesq: huh, sounds like that idiot in the thread yesterday insisting that Jews were a "Brand".


/Stewart/Colbert 08!

I don't recall that, but the comment smells of czarangelus

Quizno's makes a decent sandwich, if a tad overpriced. But every single time I have been there, it is a complete, catastrophic cluster-fark at the counter.

There's no line management whatsoever, you have to order like 4 times, they act like they've never made a sandwich before, and the register ringer says "OK, that's, ummm..." multiple times before she even touches a key.

And it's that way at all 5 locations that I've been to. Just staggeringly poor training, chainwide.

Subway makes an inferior sandwich, but I'll go there in preference to Quizno's every time. But preferably Jimmy John's.

What ever you do, don't go through the drive-through.

They Fark you in the drive through.

When are Americans going to wake up to the fact that they've been lied to? It should be obvious to anyone with a brain that Al-Qaeda were not the true perpetrators of 9/11. But keep sucking back your crappy beer and choking down your fast food in ignorant bliss, America. Meanwhile the real terrorists are right here in your own backyard. Problem is the sheeple are too cowed to do anything about it. Time to take the wool from your eyes and get hip to the REAL threat to America, people: Major League Baseball.

wowzer97pooh: What ever you do, don't go through the drive-through.

As a McDonalds worker,I'll just come out and say it. I have farked you at the drive thru.

Yeah, but you can't get bacon on anything.

I'm a fan of the show, but even I think this is retarded. If you're going to write satire, at the very least write your own.

/Anyone with "that uncle" knows that a tv show isn't as funny when it's retold.
//Facepalm

Meanwhile the real terrorists are right here in your own backyard.

The terrorists are chinch bugs and a broken swingset? Color me mortified.

elfletcho They Fark you in the drive through.

You know why? Because they know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got farked.

/I can has dolphin-safe?

danlpoon: The terrorists are chinch bugs and a broken swingset? Color me mortified.

YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS A THREAT. IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH. IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH. IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.

Man, that poppy seed bread's pretty strong...

Qu'iznos - the recitation of good sammiches!

_{/don't bomb me, please!}

Derek313: wowzer97pooh: What ever you do, don't go through the drive-through.

As a McDonalds worker,I'll just come out and say it. I have farked you at the drive thru.

Well, I was talking about car bombs but you know you did short me a large order of fries and my hazelnut iced coffee had no hazelnut.

hockeyfarker: When are Americans going to wake up to the fact that they've been lied to? It should be obvious to anyone with a brain that Al-Qaeda were not the true perpetrators of 9/11. But keep sucking back your crappy beer and choking down your fast food in ignorant bliss, America. Meanwhile the real terrorists are right here in your own backyard. Problem is the sheeple are too cowed to do anything about it. Time to take the wool from your eyes and get hip to the REAL threat to America, people: Major League Baseball.

Ya i know what you mean, I am not constantly on the look out for nefarious trainers looking to inject me with HGH. I just quite frankly cant afford the time a congressional inquiry takes..

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS A THREAT.

A threat to my consciousness. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz!

danlpoon: A threat to my consciousness. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz!

EXACTLY. They are trying to lull everyone into a false sense of security, put everyone to sleep, and then BAM. Fascism. WAKE UP, America!