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(The Raw Story) Amusing Daily Show: Al-Qaeda is now a brand with franchises, like Quiznos. Al-Qaeda does have lower prices and better service   (rawstory.com) divider line 78
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Whamdangler 2008-02-15 02:33:20 PM  
I'll have a Tu-na Al'Bacore, with onions.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 02:40:11 PM  
So now we're doing news stories of fake news coverage? Slow news days suck balls.

 
Mr Stive 2008-02-15 02:41:41 PM  
It took 2 people to write transcribe that.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 02:58:46 PM  
So now we're greenlighting news stories of fake news coverage? Slow news days really suck balls.

 
Unright 2008-02-15 03:15:40 PM  
So now I'm copying Kome? Slow Fark days really suck balls.

 
skink 2008-02-15 03:42:56 PM  
So now we are just riffing off of Kome, Kome, and Unright? Slow news days on Fark really really suck balls.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 03:45:40 PM  
Don't bother reading this. I'm just thinking out loud.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:10:06 PM  
I've got to patent the edible rain pancho before Kysouke does. Sucking Kome covered balls sounds kinky and inappropriate. Oh well, I'll just put them on my ignore list before I rat them out tot he mods.

 
otherginger 2008-02-15 04:15:12 PM  
Does Iraq have little sock weasels?

 
inglixthemad [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:17:19 PM  
Kome: So now we're doing news stories of fake news coverage? Slow news days suck balls.

Yeah, but at least it's funny.

 
Headso 2008-02-15 04:17:33 PM  
I would hope so, it's mostly 3rd worlders, who have never seen anything but a dirt floor in a building...

 
rioter 2008-02-15 04:17:43 PM  
"eat Al-Qaeda bombs, They're really goood"

Where do i sign up?

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-02-15 04:17:46 PM  
I read that as Al-Qaeda is now a brand with frenchies.

/got nothin

 
robisfunky 2008-02-15 04:17:54 PM  
This is NOT Digg people!

/let's keep it that way

 
jjorsett 2008-02-15 04:18:01 PM  
Wow, that was almost funny.

/Not really

 
Carth 2008-02-15 04:18:21 PM  
So now us non TFers have to read about skink just riffing off of Kome, Kome, and Unright? Slow news days on Fark really really really suck balls.

 
homosexual man 2008-02-15 04:18:27 PM  
Daddy, we want to go to Al Qaeda's!

 
chaddsfarkprefect 2008-02-15 04:19:06 PM  
I'm hoping Jon Stewart is like the climate, ebb and flow. He was funny once, maybe again.

 
Spindle 2008-02-15 04:19:08 PM  
We love de bombs
'cause they are good for us
the al-qaeda bombs

/won't bother with any else

 
Kinjana 2008-02-15 04:22:22 PM  
But do they offer toasted subs?
img.slate.com

/they got a pepper bar!

 
bored-parts-guy 2008-02-15 04:22:32 PM  
suck balls .... really

/to the gf

 
theoriginalslash 2008-02-15 04:22:34 PM  
Pretty soon, there will Al Qaeda locations everywhere, just like Starbucks. Because the terrorists, they have won.

 
Impasse 2008-02-15 04:23:28 PM  
Kome: So now we're doing news stories of fake news coverage? Slow news days suck balls.

Would you prefer FarkTV links instead?

 
RabidCanary 2008-02-15 04:23:33 PM  
They are selling something, but it ain't sandwiches.
thesunnah.files.wordpress.com

 
Trance750 [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:23:51 PM  
Yes I'll have a double jihad-burger, hold the onions.

 
Koalaesq 2008-02-15 04:24:52 PM  
huh, sounds like that idiot in the thread yesterday insisting that Jews were a "Brand".


/Stewart/Colbert 08!

 
ZzeusS 2008-02-15 04:26:23 PM  
Could be Opium Sandwiches.

 
ZzeusS 2008-02-15 04:27:03 PM  
Koalaesq: huh, sounds like that idiot in the thread yesterday insisting that Jews were a "Brand".



Jewlicious?

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:27:08 PM  
Don't order delivery.

 
lunkerslaire 2008-02-15 04:28:15 PM  
I'll take a side of tie stick with my hash coffee please.

 
Koalaesq 2008-02-15 04:28:17 PM  
ZzeusS

No, but add that to a six back of HeBrew: The Chosen Beer and I'm IN.

 
DoubleYooTeeEff 2008-02-15 04:30:08 PM  
Kinjana: But do they offer toasted subs?


/they got a pepper bar!


I was expecting to see somebody 'shop a spongmonkey with a turban.

 
Magruda 2008-02-15 04:30:36 PM  
Because some of you appear to not be familiar with this term.
satire
The more you know.

 
Mega Steve [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:31:39 PM  
Koalaesq: huh, sounds like that idiot in the thread yesterday insisting that Jews were a "Brand".


/Stewart/Colbert 08!


I don't recall that, but the comment smells of czarangelus

 
Mr_Fabulous 2008-02-15 04:32:20 PM  
Quizno's makes a decent sandwich, if a tad overpriced. But every single time I have been there, it is a complete, catastrophic cluster-fark at the counter.

There's no line management whatsoever, you have to order like 4 times, they act like they've never made a sandwich before, and the register ringer says "OK, that's, ummm..." multiple times before she even touches a key.

And it's that way at all 5 locations that I've been to. Just staggeringly poor training, chainwide.

Subway makes an inferior sandwich, but I'll go there in preference to Quizno's every time. But preferably Jimmy John's.

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-02-15 04:33:10 PM  
What ever you do, don't go through the drive-through.

 
elfletcho 2008-02-15 04:35:02 PM  
They Fark you in the drive through.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:35:27 PM  
When are Americans going to wake up to the fact that they've been lied to? It should be obvious to anyone with a brain that Al-Qaeda were not the true perpetrators of 9/11. But keep sucking back your crappy beer and choking down your fast food in ignorant bliss, America. Meanwhile the real terrorists are right here in your own backyard. Problem is the sheeple are too cowed to do anything about it. Time to take the wool from your eyes and get hip to the REAL threat to America, people: Major League Baseball.

 
Derek313 2008-02-15 04:37:02 PM  
wowzer97pooh: What ever you do, don't go through the drive-through.

As a McDonalds worker,I'll just come out and say it. I have farked you at the drive thru.

 
Thrag 2008-02-15 04:37:19 PM  
Yeah, but you can't get bacon on anything.

 
coordman 2008-02-15 04:39:37 PM  
I'm a fan of the show, but even I think this is retarded. If you're going to write satire, at the very least write your own.

/Anyone with "that uncle" knows that a tv show isn't as funny when it's retold.
//Facepalm

 
danlpoon 2008-02-15 04:40:28 PM  
Meanwhile the real terrorists are right here in your own backyard.

The terrorists are chinch bugs and a broken swingset? Color me mortified.

 
Merry Sunshine 2008-02-15 04:41:03 PM  
elfletcho They Fark you in the drive through.

You know why? Because they know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got farked.

/I can has dolphin-safe?

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:42:30 PM  
danlpoon: The terrorists are chinch bugs and a broken swingset? Color me mortified.

YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS A THREAT. IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH. IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH. IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.

 
dwalder 2008-02-15 04:42:51 PM  
Man, that poppy seed bread's pretty strong...

Qu'iznos - the recitation of good sammiches!

/don't bomb me, please!

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-02-15 04:43:01 PM  
Derek313: wowzer97pooh: What ever you do, don't go through the drive-through.

As a McDonalds worker,I'll just come out and say it. I have farked you at the drive thru.


Well, I was talking about car bombs but you know you did short me a large order of fries and my hazelnut iced coffee had no hazelnut.

 
m1ke [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:44:43 PM  
hockeyfarker: When are Americans going to wake up to the fact that they've been lied to? It should be obvious to anyone with a brain that Al-Qaeda were not the true perpetrators of 9/11. But keep sucking back your crappy beer and choking down your fast food in ignorant bliss, America. Meanwhile the real terrorists are right here in your own backyard. Problem is the sheeple are too cowed to do anything about it. Time to take the wool from your eyes and get hip to the REAL threat to America, people: Major League Baseball.

Ya i know what you mean, I am not constantly on the look out for nefarious trainers looking to inject me with HGH. I just quite frankly cant afford the time a congressional inquiry takes..

 
Three legged dog 2008-02-15 04:45:19 PM  
www.katomic.com

 
danlpoon 2008-02-15 04:46:23 PM  
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS A THREAT.

A threat to my consciousness. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz!

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2008-02-15 04:50:10 PM  
danlpoon: A threat to my consciousness. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz!

EXACTLY. They are trying to lull everyone into a false sense of security, put everyone to sleep, and then BAM. Fascism. WAKE UP, America!

 
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