Oooooh .. Photoshop fodder!

What about rainbows and unicorns?

Wonder who Drew is voting for?

/I go play hoop.

There is something she could offer me that could get me to vote for her mother...

It's got electrolytes & shiat

More entitlements? Color me surprised.

She'll be offering up free iPods pretty soon. Woo-Hoo for free stuff!

Abortions for some; miniature American flags for others.

"My mom will reform the state tax codes to pay for changes to higher education," Chelsea said before delving into a more-specific response."

Wow!

Anyone else see something insanely wrong with that statement

rocinante721: "My mom will reform the state tax codes to pay for changes to higher education," Chelsea said before delving into a more-specific response."

Wow!

Anyone else see something insanely wrong with that statement

Ooo! Ooo! Mr. Kotter, Mr. Kotter!

That's a UFIA if I ever saw one.

rocinante721: "My mom will reform the state tax codes to pay for changes to higher education," Chelsea said before delving into a more-specific response."

Wow!

Anyone else see something insanely wrong with that statement

Hmmm... me thinks that somebody didn't read the Constitution too carefully.

rocinante721: "My mom will reform the state tax codes to pay for changes to higher education," Chelsea said before delving into a more-specific response."

Is there anything Hillary cannot do?

Aside from win, that is.

Weird.

Browncoat: That's a UFIA if I ever saw one.

Actually, kinda looks like she's enjoying it, ergo a SFIA.

I bet Chelsea is secretly going to vote for Obama.

So now she's trying to whore Chelsea out in her ruthless grab for power.

Clinton vs McCain = McCain

Obama vs McCain = Obama, unless some assholes manage to tamper with it

QU!RK1019: Weird.

My exact thoughts. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree

Didn't know she was a smoker.

Boojum2k: I bet Chelsea is secretly going to vote for Obama.
===========
She's having his child.
She Obama's baby mama.

Now watch Drudge read this stupid post, and report it as "developing"

From TFA: "Tyler said Chelsea's inability to be specific on certain issues caused her not to be persuaded by the speech. "

Well duh.

"Abortions for all!"

"Boo!"

"Abortions for none!"

"Boo!"

"Okay...

Julieahni: Abortions for some; miniature American flags for others.

I do feel sorry for her. Being as insulated as any presidents' kid (Jenna and Barbara, Chelsea, and sadly, probably the Obama girls if he gets in) is going to screw up your head.

Seriously, though. "The Firm", then a hedge fund? I'm surprised that she hasn't been doing something ultra do-gooder touchy-feely to prepare for Mom's run.

Julieahni: Abortions for some; miniature American flags for others.

skink: Julieahni: Abortions for some; miniature American flags for others.

"If you know of a better way to exchange long protein strands I'd like to see you try!"

Kodos and Kang FTW!

How about reducing the tremendous amount of bloat in public and college educational facilities?

How about that eh? Lower the prices and you don't have to double the freebies!

rocinante721: Oooooh .. Photoshop fodder!

it must be genetic... the clinton women are horribly unphotogenic.

not in the "look ugly" way, but in the "look evil" way.

Chelsea Clinton promises college students double the money for school, free puppies, and soda in all the water fountains if they elect her mom

But I wanted a pony and a leprechaun too!!

Wow, them Hill/Chelsea pix w/ the same wide eyed crazy stare thing is kinda creepy, no?

Seperated at birth? Literally? Ya don't say.




/And always twirling, twirling, twirling...

rocinante721: "My mom will reform the state tax codes to pay for changes to higher education," Chelsea said before delving into a more-specific response."

Wow!

Anyone else see something insanely wrong with that statement

fark YES, that's exactly what I was coming here to say! Would LOVE to see that! Hell, the Supreme Court would fall on themselves in shiats and giggles the moment she tries.

Any word on free hummers?

/either kind

Can we please keep all candidate crotchfruit out of the campaign process? Thanks.

I've heard through the grapevine that she'll be giving free blowjobs at Theta Tau house on Indianola Ave. all night Saturday night.



/The Latrine was and is the worst excuse for journalism I've ever encountered, and was the constant subject of ridicule among my friends and I during my time at OSU
//Seriously. Even the New York Post comes up with witty headlines from time to time

QU!RK1019: Weird.

I hear they are related somehow.

I have a feeling that my generation, the 'i went to college and saw how stupid and pointless most of it is' will backlash against the 'every employee needs a college degree.' when we take control of our own companies.

/grad student
//does this make me a hypocrite?
///even if I meant that liberal arts degrees are pointless, and science and engineering aren't?

Looks like David Shuster was right.

TheNewJesus: How about reducing the tremendous amount of bloat in public and college educational facilities?

What exactly is 'the bloat' in college educational facilities?

/just wondering, not being a dick

The Clintons are like the A-Team of dirty politics:

Hillary: Hannibal. Comes up with all the plans. Key member. Dresses in ridiculous outfits.

Bill: BA Barracus: Demolition. Does all the dirty work. Smears opposing candidates.

Chelsea: Face. Puts on the con. Promises everything to people.

Carville: Murdoch. Absolute lunatic.

Ex-Republican: What exactly is 'the bloat' in college educational facilities?

Liberal Arts degrees and professors?

From this morning.

And what's that shiat on her two front teeth? Brush and floss, Chelsea, brush and floss!

Boojum2k: I bet Chelsea is secretly going to vote for Obama.

I feel the same way about Bill.

It's really easy to videotape someone, and take a particular frame out of context.

Maybe you catch them while they're blinking, or whatever.



If you wouldn't hit that, well then, maybe females are not your preference.

TommyymmoT: It's really easy to videotape someone, and take a particular frame out of context.

Maybe you catch them while they're blinking, or whatever.



If you wouldn't hit that, well then, maybe females are not your preference.

Oh hell yes. She turned into quite the young hottie.

Boojum2k: Oh hell yes. She turned into quite the young hottie.

I wonder what her rack is like

"My mom is the only one with a true plan for health care and ending the war in Iraq," Chelsea said.

Yeah, except for the part where that's complete bullshiat. Her "plan" to get out of Iraq is to delegate responsibility to the Joint Chiefs to come up with a real plan. That's not necessarily a bad idea, but it's not even a "true plan," let alone the only one. And she's obviously not the only one with a true plan for healthcare, either.

fizzix_is_fun: I have a feeling that my generation, the 'i went to college and saw how stupid and pointless most of it is' will backlash against the 'every employee needs a college degree.' when we take control of our own companies.

Probably, yes.

I realized that, as a writer, I didn't need college. You can't teach an 18-year-old to write -- it's a skill. You can teach specific skills, like proofreading, editing, marketing, getting an agent, etc., but schools don't teach that. They just suck in the cash while you write essays and stories for grades. Then you get your first job, and from that point on, all anyone wants to see is your portfolio.

I've never been asked about college, formally, at an interview. Nobody cares. They care what clients I've written for, and how my content reads.

I wish someone had told me that when I was 18.

This is how hillary generates vote: she promises to give you free money. Too stupid to read a document? dont worry I will bail you out. Tired of paying for education? I will make it free. Dont have a car? I will give you one free. Tired of too low taxes? I will magically double your taxes and drive the corporations out of the US.

Hey Chelsea, is your mom giving away beachfront Mediterranean villas as well?

JJ Money: So now she's trying to whore Chelsea out in her ruthless grab for power.



That's it, she is not coming on your network anymore.