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(Reuters) Misc Mariah Carey to release new album in April. In related news, the sale of earplugs has skyrocketed   (reuters.com) divider line 13
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flecsrogar 2008-02-13 01:30:57 PM  
Fark U: worthless piece of plastic (or binary, for you downloaders)

the cd or mariah?

 
carmody 2008-02-13 02:05:08 PM  
I'd still hit it.

 
flecsrogar 2008-02-13 02:19:22 PM  
carmody: I'd still hit it.

with what? A not-so-crazy stick?

 
Fark_Q 2008-02-13 03:32:09 PM  
I'd hit it, but only if I could cut out her vocal chords and steal her money afterwards and make her work in a sweatshop full of chinese sex slaves.

yeah.

 
frickinyeahyeahyeah 2008-02-13 04:08:05 PM  
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Who cares if she's batshiat crazy?

 
floorpie 2008-02-13 04:34:35 PM  
frickinyeahyeahyeah

my sentiments exactly, both with the pic and the phrase "batshiat crazy"

/dammmmnnnnnnnn...

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-02-13 04:42:51 PM  
In person, Mariah Carey is hideous with a capital "mein eyes!! the goggles do nothing!"

 
frickinyeahyeahyeah 2008-02-13 04:56:07 PM  
Fark U: this is the "music" section, not the 'imaginary girlfriend' section.

Apparently most of would rather debate the merits of her foobies than discuss her crap music.

Lighten up, farkmouth.

 
Renegade Pancake 2008-02-13 06:02:30 PM  
Fark U: /should put an 'imaginary girlfriend' section on Fark

I'm the Foobies section, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply.

 
theurge14 2008-02-13 06:23:27 PM  
She whispers all the verses, blasts all the choruses to the moon, doesn't hit the high notes anymore like she used to, calls herself 'Mimi', is obsessed with butterflies, only wants to be photographed on one side of her face. What's not to like?

 
84Charlie 2008-02-13 08:09:41 PM  
Not as batshiat insane as the Spears broad, but just as annoying.

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-02-14 02:51:59 AM  
I have a weakness for nutty broads, and she's a delectable curvy morsel of insanity. I am intrigued by her, and the koo-koo factor is fuel for the fire.
This may be why I only date redheads...

 
VickInABox 2008-02-14 08:28:28 AM  
flecsrogar: Fark U: worthless piece of plastic (or binary, for you downloaders)

the cd or mariah?


Win, thread over.

 
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