Fark U: worthless piece of plastic (or binary, for you downloaders)

the cd or mariah?

I'd still hit it.

carmody: I'd still hit it.

with what? A not-so-crazy stick?

I'd hit it, but only if I could cut out her vocal chords and steal her money afterwards and make her work in a sweatshop full of chinese sex slaves.

yeah.

Who cares if she's batshiat crazy?

frickinyeahyeahyeah

my sentiments exactly, both with the pic and the phrase "batshiat crazy"

/dammmmnnnnnnnn...

In person, Mariah Carey is hideous with a capital "mein eyes!! the goggles do nothing!"

Fark U: this is the "music" section, not the 'imaginary girlfriend' section.

Apparently most of would rather debate the merits of her foobies than discuss her crap music.

Lighten up, farkmouth.

Fark U: /should put an 'imaginary girlfriend' section on Fark

I'm the Foobies section, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply.

She whispers all the verses, blasts all the choruses to the moon, doesn't hit the high notes anymore like she used to, calls herself 'Mimi', is obsessed with butterflies, only wants to be photographed on one side of her face. What's not to like?

Not as batshiat insane as the Spears broad, but just as annoying.

I have a weakness for nutty broads, and she's a delectable curvy morsel of insanity. I am intrigued by her, and the koo-koo factor is fuel for the fire.
This may be why I only date redheads...

flecsrogar: Fark U: worthless piece of plastic (or binary, for you downloaders)

the cd or mariah?

Win, thread over.