Let me make a prediction:
The first couple of dates will sell out-from people eager to see her melt down on stage. If she does melt down, tour over; if she doesn't,no one will want to go to the remaining shows and they'll get canceled...again, tour over.

So, win/win!

Well, ok... good luck to her and all. I think the more news-worthy item was the part where she taught the kids' dance class. Cute, even if it was a desperate publicity stunt designed to help her get custody of her crotchfruit back.

She needs to get her shiat together... not tour.
1. Regain sanity (be it bipolar meds or rehab)
2. Connect with your children
3. Promote album

THEN profit.

Someone is broke.

wejash: Someone is broke.

Sex tape. Needs must.

This might be the best thing in the world for her. Get her out of the pop culture city she's been immersed in and back out on the tour grind.. which is really all she's known.

Either way, I hope she gets back in decent shape and does some good porn shoots so we all have new fapping material.

But it'll be so much fun mocking the early cell-phone videos of her sloshing back and forth on stage, wrapped up in the self-imposed illusion that she's still sexy.

Yeah. I'm not nice.

Not gonna happen.

BTW, that was a damn funny headline. Noice jorb

As we say in the South when we see something trashy and hideous but want it to sound like we care... "Bless her heart".
It looks like a textbook case of a mindless fan experiencing 'Bush Meltdown Syndrome'.

/*gum smack* *gum smack* *gum smack*

I think a tour of her world would be disturbing, but not in a horror slasher way, more of the Stephen King like image of a pure white background with a little girl in a sun dress eating an ice cream as she goes around on a Carousel, singing "Ring around the Rosies".

// this is going on inside her head, just totally oblivious pleasure seeking childishness.

Come on, we can all help Britney out in her time of need...they haven't even named the tour yet. Let's hear some suggestions...

Screw Britney... what about the little boy FTFA who's 7 years old, enrolled in a dance class and loves to dance to both Britney and Madonna songs...? Now he gets taught to dance by Britney dressed in nanky, ripped-up fishnets with her snatch barely covered-up by some little bitty shorts? That kid's sexuality never stood a chance... poor lil guy...

Wait...Britney's still alive?

Cecilia Ann: Wait...Britney's still alive?

Physically, anyway...

She should turn into janice joplin-like singer.

Grateful Dead - Deadheads
Jimmy Buffet - Parrotheads
Insane Clown Posse - Jugalos
Britney Spears - Chris Crocker

/zen

I'm sorry about this thread. :(
Back when I was a youngster we had people who had real, actual, quantifiable talent.

/And it didn't make them insane.

This poor nutty girl. I hope this tour was her idea (if this story is even true), and not one of her handlers. If she came up with this on her own, I have less sympathy for her, since I'm sure it's against doctor's orders to go out on tour when she just got out of the nuthouse.

I'm predicting the tour will be cut short after she's found dead in two months.

/lock your liquor cabinets
//medicine cabinets too
//slashies

JerkyMeat: She should turn into janice joplin-like singer.

Dead?

Some years ago now, I remember she was promoting a "world" tour. She performed in Canada, the United States, and Mexico. And if memory serves correctly, she got into some trouble for flipping someone off and ended up not even performing in Mexico.

/a world tour.
//would that her daddy had pulled out and spilled her on her mama's back instead.

I imagine this will go as well as all the Axl Rose comebacks.

Someone needs to get her on to coke. Gives you lots of energy and helps shed those unwanted pounds.

Why would anyone willingly let their kids be within 100 yards of that trainwreck, let alone let her actually teach them some dance moves.
Thats like sending your little boy over to Michael Jackson's for a sleepover.

Relax guys, everything will play out perfectly. She's leaving the US.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

It frightens and confuses me to say this but... I hope this works out well for her and helps her get better.

I -like all of us- hated her, lusted her, enjoyed her downfall, and then pitied her. I guess the next phase is hoping she gets better which will probably be fallowed by disapointment when she ruins it.

Good headline
+1

I'd just like to say that any parent who let their 4-7 year old spend an hour "dancing" with Brittany Spears need to be taken to the Hangin' Tree and hung by the neck until dead.

Plus, could you imagine anything worse than a picture of those moms? Bunch of 30-something over-bleached over-tanned chain-smoking trailertrash wrecks pup-tent labia after pushin' out a few kids and...

...wait, I'm describing Brittany. Never mind.

I'd hit it.Anal.

Kilted_Dude interesting-but I'm with Demetrius...her last tour where she had a shot @ making real f-you money she bowed out after the first leg;
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