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(Fox News) Dumbass Yoko Ono to sue to stop a singer named Lennon form using her own name. With insanely hittable pic   (foxnews.com) divider line 34
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JonnyBGoode 2008-02-12 04:22:39 PM  
Yoko's just pissed because this chick can actually sing.

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 04:38:27 PM  
This may be the first time in internet history that 'Yoko Ono' and 'hittable' have been used in the same sentence.

 
willywanka 2008-02-12 04:40:27 PM  
I like that the news broke because Julian Lennon posted her letter on his page. Guess there's no love lost between him and Yoko.

 
IndyMBA [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 04:42:37 PM  
Yoko has done more harm to the name "John Lennon" than a this chick will ever do. Without John, Yoko would have probably died from an O.D. in the early 1970s as a failed artist/singer. She whores his name out now to fund her personal agenda.

 
AndysPhishin [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 04:44:41 PM  
RagingLeonard: This may be the first time in internet history that 'Yoko Ono' and 'hittable' have been used in the same sentence.

Good thing they weren't. Not a good thought either way...

 
BobtheFascist 2008-02-12 04:51:18 PM  
willywanka - I like that the news broke because Julian Lennon posted her letter on his page. Guess there's no love lost between him and Yoko.

I'd assume not. Julian was from John's first marriage. IIRC, he left that marriage for Yoko.

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 04:53:18 PM  
Sheeit. You can't sue someone over their GIVEN NAME.

Give it up and count your damn money, Yoko. You're no better than Paul.

 
willywanka 2008-02-12 05:01:29 PM  
BobtheFascist: willywanka - I like that the news broke because Julian Lennon posted her letter on his page. Guess there's no love lost between him and Yoko.

I'd assume not. Julian was from John's first marriage. IIRC, he left that marriage for Yoko.


yup. and while john fawned over Yoko and Sean, he constantly cheated on Julian's mother and neglected him (little trivia...."Hey Jude" was originally titled "Hey Jules" and was written by Paul as a lullaby to comfort Julian while his father was off being a total self-absorbed dick).

 
milesdavishatesu 2008-02-12 05:25:03 PM  
i wish yoko ono's brains got sprayed instead of john's. that assassin was a total moron.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-02-12 05:48:00 PM  
willywanka - (little trivia...."Hey Jude" was originally titled "Hey Jules" and was written by Paul as a lullaby to comfort Julian while his father was off being a total self-absorbed dick).

Yeah. I heard that years ago. I gained a shiatload of respect for Paul & lost what little I did have for John.

 
darkhorse23 [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 06:59:00 PM  
BobtheFascist: lost what little I did have for John.

John Lennon talked a good game but didn't walk the walk. He abandoned his first son, then made a big deal out of "Oh I'm just a good stay at home dad, always there for him" for the one he had with Yoko. Hypocrite.

but Yoko is a Professional Widow who had really done nothing but make money off the corpse of John Lennon for decades.

As I said before, Heath Ledger is dead and she still lives. There is no god.

 
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste 2008-02-12 07:43:34 PM  
whidbey: Sheeit. You can't sue someone over their GIVEN NAME.

Its a lawsuit over the trademark of the single name "Lennon." Not her first name, not his last name. Just the trademark of the single word name.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 07:46:17 PM  
On one hand, "Gee, Yoko is acting up again?"

On the other hand, her music is atrocious, but then again, what did you expect from someone who wrote and published a song called "Property of Goat Farker"

 
luckybastard 2008-02-12 08:01:12 PM  
This was one time I'd heard of a story BEFORE it was on Fark. Thank you, MySpace...

 
ghoulie_mask 2008-02-12 08:26:36 PM  
Maybe the Lennon Sisters' estate should sue Yoko Ono, huh?

darkhorse23: BobtheFascist: lost what little I did have for John.

John Lennon talked a good game but didn't walk the walk. He abandoned his first son, then made a big deal out of "Oh I'm just a good stay at home dad, always there for him" for the one he had with Yoko. Hypocrite.

but Yoko is a Professional Widow who had really done nothing but make money off the corpse of John Lennon for decades.

As I said before, Heath Ledger is dead and she still lives. There is no god.


Yeah, I really grew to loathe Lennon when I learned more of his 70's life right after his death (I was only 10 when he died). It pisses me off to this day that he wrote a song called "Beautiful Boy" for Sean while totally ignoring Julian. And it wasn't even just that he was around more for Sean .... he totally reinvented himself as super House-Dad "I love my son and wife, every stinking word out of my mouth will be about how wonderful our love is" while pissing on Cynthia and Julian. I mean, he totally abandoned Julian in so many ways and just rubbed his nose in sh*t by public fawning over Sean to the point of nausea.

And to his detriment, Sean has always acted like an aloof dick about it. He has never acknowledged how unfair his dad treated his first son and always acted surprised Julian was ever so uptight about it. I don't know what else Sean was to do in that situation, but still, he never acted grateful that it was him that got all of daddy's love, support and money.

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 08:39:24 PM  
willywanka: BobtheFascist: willywanka - I like that the news broke because Julian Lennon posted her letter on his page. Guess there's no love lost between him and Yoko.

I'd assume not. Julian was from John's first marriage. IIRC, he left that marriage for Yoko.

yup. and while john fawned over Yoko and Sean, he constantly cheated on Julian's mother and neglected him (little trivia...."Hey Jude" was originally titled "Hey Jules" and was written by Paul as a lullaby to comfort Julian while his father was off being a total self-absorbed dick).


Even better than that, Lennon thought that it was Paul's way of saying to him that it was cool he was dumping his wife for Yoko.

 
zvoidx 2008-02-12 09:31:35 PM  
This would be ironic if the inspiration her parents had for naming her "Lennon"...was "John Lennon".

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2008-02-12 09:39:36 PM  
If it's good enough for Handsome Dick Manitoba , it's good enough for John Lennon's corpse.

 
mfaby 2008-02-12 10:09:36 PM  
wow. And I thought I was the only that thought Lennon was an over-rated POS.

At least I just rip him for his music but you people go right for the farking THROAT!


Good on ya, mates!

 
ekdikeo4 2008-02-12 10:11:55 PM  
Lennon posted the original letter to her site to get some attention. We're happy to help. She needs an intellectual property lawyer with some clout to come to her aid.

So, imagine this -- Arista Records is not coming to her aid?

fark the RIAA.

 
Sharwnthla [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 10:15:35 PM  
Gads I HATE that woman. She is so very evil. Two feet to the left and the shooter would have been an international hero.

 
mahavishnunj 2008-02-12 10:22:05 PM  
luckybastard: This was one time I'd heard of a story BEFORE it was on Fark. Thank you, MySpace...

i first heard about it on the 8th when it was posted here.

 
GimpyNip 2008-02-12 10:57:32 PM  
Why would Arista come to Lennon Murphy's aid? She left on bad terms 4 years ago.

 
radioman_ 2008-02-13 12:37:46 AM  
No one's mentioned her nice chest.

 
DumbAsAPoster 2008-02-13 12:46:42 AM  
I came in here just to mention that impressive pair of breasts. Gosh, what nice, big breasts.

 
Glock17 2008-02-13 08:34:44 AM  
Her bobbies gave me wonderful dreams last night. Wonderful boobies.

 
sadchild 2008-02-13 09:33:23 AM  
she was on howard stern this morning, good interview

 
bigbottom 2008-02-13 09:38:38 AM  
You'd have thought that ruining the Beatles was enough for Yoko!

 
StvyRayVhn1 2008-02-13 09:52:33 AM  
Want.

/No, not Yoko

 
CatJumpJohn 2008-02-13 10:41:58 AM  
ghoulie_mask: Yeah, I really grew to loathe Lennon when I learned more of his 70's life right after his death (I was only 10 when he died). It pisses me off to this day that he wrote a song called "Beautiful Boy" for Sean while totally ignoring Julian. And it wasn't even just that he was around more for Sean .... he totally reinvented himself as super House-Dad "I love my son and wife, every stinking word out of my mouth will be about how wonderful our love is" while pissing on Cynthia and Julian. I mean, he totally abandoned Julian in so many ways and just rubbed his nose in sh*t by public fawning over Sean to the point of nausea.

I'll be the Lennon apologist. Yes, Lennon abandoned Julian (though they were making up and spending time together shortly before his death), and yes, this is a particularly wretched example of Yoko at her worst, but Cynthia was no saint, either, nor was Paul, nor was this Lennon woman (I highly doubt she didn't choose to use her first name because of its obvious marketing power--saw one of her CDs a few years back, the front and back cover didn't have a picture of her and the font was similar one I'd seen on a John Lennon album). Not that they don't all have their good points.

Ultimately I try not to let the lives of artists influence my perception of them, because there's no way to know the whole story, and if our lives were all open to judgment from the entire world we'd probably look pretty bad in certain areas, too.

Lennon could be a son of a biatch, but he tried to make the world better and his music was brilliant. Not a lot of us can say the same about ourselves.

Love or hate the music, but don't judge based on the limited knowledge we have. Same reason I don't judge the life of Britney, Soulja Boy, Mozart or Tom Waits - it's none of my business and shouldn't affect how I perceive their work.

 
puckhead 2008-02-13 12:32:12 PM  
img.webring.com

Imagine.

 
fiddle-faddle 2008-02-13 12:55:12 PM  
"...in 1875 the Court of Appeals established the legal right to use one's surname commercially, even if a business using the same name already existed."

She should be able to use her name to promote herself, so long as she doesn't try to emulate John Lennon's music or use anything else that could be confused with John Lennon. Pretty sure she's not going for that angle.

(So she better not sing at a white piano while wearing a "NEW YORK CITY" t-shirt while wearing sunglasses with round lenses)

Also, anyone here remember the whole SPIKE vs. Spike Lee debacle? Not exactly the same situation, but it seems to have the same angle.

 
AnArmyOfNuns 2008-02-13 04:23:48 PM  
milesdavishatesu: i wish yoko ono's brains got sprayed instead of john's. that assassin was a total moron.

Puts me in mind of a joke that made the rounds at the time:

Q: What was the first thing Mark David Chapman said upon being taken into custody?

A: I swear to God I was aiming at Yoko!!

/yes, at the time
//get off my lawn

 
CatJumpJohn 2008-02-13 11:24:06 PM  
ghoulie_mask: Yeah, I really grew to loathe Lennon when I learned more of his 70's life right after his death (I was only 10 when he died). It pisses me off to this day that he wrote a song called "Beautiful Boy" for Sean while totally ignoring Julian.

I stick by my last post, but just to clear it up, this is not true--Lennon wrote Good Night and Lucy In The Sky for Julian, and Julian played drums on "Ya-ya", a song off Walls and Bridges, when he was 11. I doubt Julian was particularly incensed that John wrote "Beautiful Boy" for Sean, nor would it have been appropriate to write the song for Julian, who's older than Sean.

 
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