Lets see.. An Emo/Faux-Punk Scented Perfume.

Does it smell like hyped trash that makes you look kind of gay?

The article says she's going to do a clothes line as well. Judging by her attire, why would anyone want to buy threads that look like they came from the Goodwill at full retail price?

Dynascape: Lets see.. An Emo/Faux-Punk Scented Perfume.

Does it smell like hyped trash that makes you look kind of gay?

I'm sure it'll have that fragrant cigarette smoke penetration odor.

Does it come wrapped in that stringy, clingy green slime that grows in that area's rivers ?

OK, Ill be te first...id hit it.

/now post a pic of her dammit.

ode de skank? slut #9? It smells like angst

Firetini: The article says she's going to do a clothes line as well. Judging by her attire, why would anyone want to buy threads that look like they came from the Goodwill at full retail price?

You've obviously never met a teenage girl...

LittleSmitty: ode de skank? slut #9? It smells like angst

No. When people want to be angsty, the best they could do is listen to decent punk or hardcore, not this fluff.

In High School (when this stuff started to appear) I still listened to The Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, The Ramones, Dead Boys, and The Clash.

Better angsty music. Not so wussy.

Firetini: The article says she's going to do a clothes line as well.

Great, more neckties. 'Cause that's such a good look for a girl.

because my songs aren't bubble gum pop dance songs

Yes they are, dumbass. Shopping at hot topic and overdoing it on the eyeliner aren't going to change that.

Since she's involved with making a scent I would have to guess she's a girl who cares about how she smells. Here in Oregon there are many women who don't. And they all seem to ride the bus. I can't tell you how nauseating it can be to work all night, then on the bus ride home get stuck standing next to a chick that smells like Yeti.

reveal101: Firetini: The article says she's going to do a clothes line as well. Judging by her attire, why would anyone want to buy threads that look like they came from the Goodwill at full retail price?

You've obviously never met a teenage girl...

How did you know?

Firetini: reveal101: Firetini: The article says she's going to do a clothes line as well. Judging by her attire, why would anyone want to buy threads that look like they came from the Goodwill at full retail price?

You've obviously never met a teenage girl...

How did you know?

Well, obviously they're a teenage girl

Economypear:
Well, obviously they're a teenage girl

Clarification? Your post is incomprehensible.

Wow, nothing days "punk" like a signature fragrance and clothing line.

When I was a kid me and my friends got in fights, almost daily, for skating and wearing punk tshirts and vans. Older kids would try to take our boards and smash our ramps. Now youre not cool if you dont dress like a punk and skate, which is cool I guess, but it makes me feel like the Rosa Parks of the hipster doofus set.

Smells like teen spirit??

mmmm, fish.

HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU!

I DON'T LIKE YOUR SKANK SMELL!

HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU!

I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE!

HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU!

YOU COULD SMELL LIKE MY TWAAAAAT!

I think Avril is hot

The article says she's going to do a clothes line as well.

Great, more neckties. 'Cause that's such a good look for a girl.


Uh, they are useful for hogtying and choking them, so I am all for it.

FarkinHostile: The article says she's going to do a clothes line as well.

Great, more neckties. 'Cause that's such a good look for a girl.

Uh, they are useful for hogtying and choking them, so I am all for it.

Hmm...I stand corrected!

Yeah she's hot. I'm wondering what it is about her look that makes people think she has a odor problem.

Dynascape: LittleSmitty: ode de skank? slut #9? It smells like angst

No. When people want to be angsty, the best they could do is listen to decent punk or hardcore, not this fluff.

In High School (when this stuff started to appear) I still listened to The Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, The Ramones, Dead Boys, and The Clash.

Better angsty music. Not so wussy.

I agree, old angst better than new angst. I guess she's angst lite

Add me to the list of those who'll admit to wanting to vigorously sex Avril Lavigne. Is she a no-talent assclown? Pretty much. She also has a nicely bangable little ass.

HellblazerPrime: Add me to the list of those who'll admit to wanting to vigorously sex Avril Lavigne. Is she a no-talent assclown? Pretty much. She also has a nicely bangable little ass.

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it's called "You're not my real dad, STEVE!"

Avril is a lovely lass, but has no business anywhere near a microphone.

ghoti_nap: HellblazerPrime: Add me to the list of those who'll admit to wanting to vigorously sex Avril Lavigne. Is she a no-talent assclown? Pretty much. She also has a nicely bangable little ass.

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FTA:
"I have a pink sparkle drum kit, a pink piano being made, flags," said Lavigne, who lives in Los Angeles with her husband, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley. "Over time I've sort of just learned how I need to be on stage, I'm more confident and it's just more dynamic, brighter, more colourful."

Still, she said while this tour is heavy on production, it's not comparable to the tours of other pop stars "because my songs aren't bubble gum pop dance songs and I don't have background dancers on every single song like them and I'm not wearing a microphone on my head, it's a totally different thing," she said. "I'm playing guitar, I'm playing the drums, I'm playing the piano."



/I literally face-palmed while reading this article.

Your own perfume? d00d that iz liek s000 hardc0re!!!!!11!!!

Dynascape: In High School (when this stuff started to appear) I still listened to The Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, The Ramones, Dead Boys, and The Clash.

Your music choice....

Awesome.

bonus points for Napanee reference.

She is so punk it makes my hardcore head hurt

I doubt that there could ever be anyone ever who is more punk then Avril. I had lost my faith in punk but it has been reborn in avril.

/seriously anything labeled or identified as punk should be bruned away in fire.

//except greenday they are the best

puckhead: bonus points for Napanee reference.

seconded.

will the perfume in question be available at the Giant Tiger, or the Flying J?

Compulsive Liar 1986:
will the perfume in question be available at the Giant Tiger, or the Flying J?

You made my morning good sir.

Compulsive Liar 1986: will the perfume in question be available at the Giant Tiger, or the Flying J?

Home Hardware.

KHITBASH: The memorable smell of a Doc Martin and vagina.

Avril Lavigne makes me sad.

She's attractive (under the makeup).
She actually has talent (if you saw the Tsunami Relief concert in Vancouver where she did a live set with an acoustic, you'd have heard her actually SING).

But she chooses to do bubble-gum crap pop music instead of letting Raine Maida and Chantal Kreviazuk write music for her (which they're willing to do, and did for her entire second album).

That said, she'll appeal to princess-girl teens with daddy issues. So, you know, massive market and all.

/have met, very hot in person
\\nice too, when she's not in "persona"

Mega Steve: KHITBASH: The memorable smell of a Doc Martin and vagina.

Umm... It's Avril Lavigne. Not Indigo Girls.

Avril Lavigne to launch signature perfume, allowing fans to smell just like her. In other words, like the Napanee River during a fish kill in July, in a sewer, under a slaughterhouse, Subster.

jekostas: Avril Lavigne makes me sad.

Yes, it always makes me sad when people do what they want to do with their lives, rather than what I think they should do.

xiola: Mega Steve: KHITBASH: The memorable smell of a Doc Martin and vagina.

Umm... It's Avril Lavigne. Not Indigo Girls.

I lol'ed.

Yep, just more proof that she is sooooooo, like, punk and stuff.

xiola: Umm... It's Avril Lavigne. Not Indigo Girls.

KHITBASH (new window)

Looks fine to me

ne2d Quote 2008-02-12 01:17:02 PM
jekostas: Avril Lavigne makes me sad.

Yes, it always makes me sad when people do what they want to do with their lives, rather than what I think they should do.

If living under your full potential is a laudable action in your mind, you have failed at life.

vdantev: If living under your full potential is a laudable action in your mind, you have failed at life.

Quoted for truth. I think Lavigne's talented, but not doing as well as she could because she thinks a "persona" is more important.

Firetini: Dynascape: Lets see.. An Emo/Faux-Punk Scented Perfume.

Does it smell like hyped trash that makes you look kind of gay?

I'm sure it'll have that fragrant cigarette smoke penetration odor.

I'll give her some penetration odor..