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(Reuters) Followup Dolly Parton's breasts are a career asset until they make her back sore and cause her to postpone her 2008 tour. Whoops   (reuters.com) divider line 15
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Because People in power are Stupid 2008-02-11 05:49:15 PM  
Isn't she like 80 years old by now?

 
vossiewulf [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 05:51:34 PM  
The poor girl is 62. She really ought to visit the plastic surgeon and have Shock and Awe reduced to Surprise and Admiration.

 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 05:52:36 PM  
Dolly trifecta now in play?

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 05:54:56 PM  
She looks like a shrunken voodoo doll...

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 05:55:45 PM  
Live by the rack, die by the rack??

 
strangeguitar 2008-02-11 06:07:36 PM  
I hear the odds of her finishing the tour are 9 to 5.

 
Abzzstain [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 06:12:41 PM  
vossiewulf: The poor girl is 62. She really ought to visit the plastic surgeon and have Shock and Awe reduced to Surprise and Admiration.

I came here to make a smartass comment, but I just can't top this.

 
radioman_ 2008-02-11 06:29:50 PM  
I'd like to see Dolly and Aretha Franklin have a slap fight without using their hands.

 
Therion [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 07:16:11 PM  
Shock and Awe breast trifecta now in play!

 
truth_is_stranger_than_fishin [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 07:37:04 PM  
www.maj.com

 
Avillia 2008-02-11 07:46:46 PM  
Subby (me) was hoping this to go front page to complement Sun's article on Shock and Awe. Music greenlight is fail. :(

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 08:25:23 PM  
She needs to lay on her back more

/and spreading her legs, yeah just like that....

 
lostgrenadier [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 01:47:11 AM  
You know you'd hit it....

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 08:41:06 AM  
img247.imageshack.us

Pretty much, yeah.

 
jobskee 2008-02-16 05:25:44 AM  
In her prime she would have had a great fall-back career as a stripper. She'd have been a millionaire in that, too. One dollar at a time.

 
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