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(Fox News) Dumbass Natalie Cole, who got off coke and then used a computerized zombie version of her father to sell records before earning a Grammy, thinks Amy Winehouse didn't deserve hers   (foxnews.com) divider line 28
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Julieahni [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 01:28:09 PM  
Unforgettable headline.

 
AuntofDogface [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 01:29:13 PM  
Well, ain't that the pot calling the kettle a schwartze!!

STFU Natalie... mkaythxbye!

 
doublesecretprobation [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 01:43:17 PM  
jealous much? some nobody with a famous daddy doesn't like that amy winehouse can crap a better record than she could make at her best, perhaps?

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 01:44:48 PM  
I'm pissed that Feist lost to that big-haired coke-dumpster, too!

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 01:45:24 PM  
Because, as we all know, no one with actual talent should receive a Grammy, just a bunch of hyped techno-gizmo nonsense should. And bad hair bands. And boy bands. And a bunch of other stupid.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 01:50:13 PM  
The music stands on its own merits, Nat.

/generally speaking
/still haven't listened to winehouse

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 02:11:42 PM  
This thread needs more Zombie Nat King Cole

Natalie: Unforgetable in every way.
Zombie Nat: BRRRAAAAAINNNNSS!

 
monkeydoodledandy [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 02:13:15 PM  
Diogenes: still haven't listened to winehouse

You should. Her music is outstanding. She's got way more talent than looks, that's for sure.

/favorite song is F*ck Me Pumps

 
aniktwo [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 02:15:55 PM  
monkeydoodledandy: Diogenes: still haven't listened to winehouse

You should. Her music is outstanding. She's got way more talent than looks, that's for sure.

/favorite song is F*ck Me Pumps


I've never heard anyone say a track from her first album is their favourite.

/favourite song is "Love is a losing game"

 
vartian [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 02:23:52 PM  
"I don't think she deserved it," previous Grammy-winning singer Natalie Cole said. "I think she needs to get her life together first, and then get the awards later."

Well, fark you judgmental coont. I swear, there are certain types of people that leave rehab and just become intolerable, self-righteous jackasses.

 
Julieahni [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 02:32:38 PM  
So, you can only get an award when your life is "together." Nice, Natalie.

 
AuntofDogface [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 03:05:42 PM  
aniktwo: monkeydoodledandy: Diogenes: still haven't listened to winehouse

You should. Her music is outstanding. She's got way more talent than looks, that's for sure.

/favorite song is F*ck Me Pumps

I've never heard anyone say a track from her first album is their favourite.

/favourite song is "Love is a losing game"


Mine is a tossup between "Love is a losing game" and "Back to Black". Also love the line in one of her songs "What kind of farkery is this?"

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 03:17:50 PM  
Everybody sing.

Soooo forgettable, that's what you are...

 
Jerry Garcia 2008-02-11 03:28:48 PM  
Somebody call the wahmbulance!

 
davynelson 2008-02-11 03:42:01 PM  
Yeah, I read that earlier and had to laugh.

What does Amy's getting it together have to do with her awards?
In fact it is no doubt her inner turmoil that fuels her art to some degree.

Natalie Cole could use some manners, and barring that, someone to tell he when to STFU.

Amy has done it all by herself, no big daddy in the biz to pave the way. I congratulate her and thought she sang wonderfully last night too.

Feist's solo song was also quite brave and understated, nice job.

 
T-Boy 2008-02-11 03:54:34 PM  
I turned the grammys on late because Winehouse was supposed to perform. We watched do her songs uptempo, which I didn't prefer but was likely because of time shortage. When she won the next award and thanked her "Blake incarcerated" it became really clear that she is not a put on act. She is as trashy as she looks and as soulful as she sounds.

Great performer. Earned everything.

 
JohnnyCanuck 2008-02-11 04:00:35 PM  
it became really clear that she is not a put on act. She is as trashy as she looks

I disagree.

Don't get me wrong..she is full of talent. However, she is playing the role that was given to her.

 
Chris In The Morning On KBHR 2008-02-11 04:06:29 PM  
Natalie may or may not have deserved hers, and she may indeed be jealous, but she's also right about the walking corpse.

 
goodbomb 2008-02-11 04:46:28 PM  
i use computerized zombie versions of my father for things all the time.

\headline = bonus

 
nabernat 2008-02-11 05:44:40 PM  
AWESOME headline. :)
Was worried Winehouse would be awful, she actually sounded alright.

 
SweetSilverBlues 2008-02-11 06:27:51 PM  
Pfft. She and Gladys Knight also had conniptions when George Michael won for Soul/R&B, because he was white.

They can suck it.

 
redstarr01 2008-02-11 06:47:40 PM  
Last I heard, the grammys are awarded on the basis of musical merit, not the artist's lifestyle. Natalie Cole is a jealous, ignorant, has-been.

 
sumupid 2008-02-11 08:46:17 PM  
congratulations, Farkers. Your playlists are full of crap.

 
saxchick 2008-02-11 09:53:15 PM  
My favorite Amy Winehouse song is "Frank," off her first album. I love the chord progression!

 
RockIsDead 2008-02-11 10:16:07 PM  
Remember kids, not being a hypocrite means everyone gets to die miserably in a pool of drug vomit.

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2008-02-11 10:55:04 PM  
monkeydoodledandy: Diogenes: still haven't listened to winehouse

You should. Her music is outstanding. She's got way more talent than looks, that's for sure.

/favorite song is F*ck Me Pumps


I love F*ck me pumps!

Also Amy, Amy, Amy

 
phlegmography 2008-02-11 11:45:23 PM  
Nat is so right and so wrong at the same time. My head hurts.

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-02-12 11:43:59 AM  
Cocaine is wasted on such a mainstreamer like Cole.

Bowie, I could understand. I'll bet he got a lot of his weirder ideas after a snort.

But Natalie Cole? I guess coke made her believe that this will really be "an everlasting love."

/e-harmony earwr0m

 
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