It's like a meal in a pill in a bottle!
We are in the future!

Like people who drink beer really care about vitamins.

Now we'll all live to be a hundred.

'Cept for those damn wine snobs.

That's a really good idea. If you look at some of the ancient beer recipes from around the world you'll notice they tended to be rich in micro-nutrients and calorie rich..... liquid bread for the masses.

I only drink on days that end in 'y'.

Interesting tag? This has HERO written all over it!!!

A full beer, plus roused yeast, has plenty of vitamins!

You have to keep your strength up to keep the LBFM`s happy.

Arthur Jumbles: That's a really good idea. If you look at some of the ancient beer recipes from around the world you'll notice they tended to be rich in micro-nutrients and calorie rich..... liquid bread for the masses.



I shall have to peruse my ancient Sumerian brewers handbook.

He means well, but constant alcohol intake will inhibit the body's ability to make use of the vitamins.

Perhaps moderate drinkers will benefit.


/20 litres of beer a year??
//pussies.

fat boy: You have to keep your strength up to keep the LBFM`s happy.

mug beer muna taiyo

As a Filipino, I am getting a buzz off these replies.

/Aba!

davynelson: He means well, but constant alcohol intake will inhibit the body's ability to make use of the vitamins.

Perhaps moderate drinkers will benefit.


/20 litres of beer a year??
//pussies.

i think there is a difference between drinking as a casual part of your life and drinking to get drunk.

don't have to drink much to walk around with a light buzz.

"...he repeatedly had to overcome inconsistent results until he thought of standardizing the content of the sugar in his beer."

Wow, standardizing, what a concept. Betty Crocker figured that out LONG ago. It's called a recipe.

"His gold medal was for an 'effervescing vaginal insert with guava leaf extract.'"

And he would like to say, you are welcome, ladies...

/He also wrote the book "Sex Every Minute."

Good for them. After all, it did turn the British into a maritime power!

From TFA:

He also created the K-9 chastity and incontinence belt for dogs

What?

In related news, fark is frequented entirely by Filipinos.

His gold medal was for an 'effervescing vaginal insert with guava leaf extract

Combine that with the vitamin beer and we really do have a modern-day Thomas Edison here.

davynelson: He means well, but constant alcohol intake will inhibit the body's ability to make use of the vitamins.

Perhaps moderate drinkers will benefit.


/20 litres of beer a year??
//pussies.

Seconded.
That's like 7 gallons of beer a year
8 - 16ozers to the gallon...

Hell, I know some people that would use up their 20 literes in a couple of weekends only drinking Saturday and Sunday.

Send a couple of Scots and Irishmen over there and we'd drink your country dry in a month!

"Tubig sa atin ang beer (Beer is like water to us)," he told the Inquirer.

They have Coors?

Raging Thespian: In related news, fark is frequented entirely by Filipinos.

Then it would be called "Park".

FTFA

In 2003, he was granted P1 million by President Macapagal-Arroyo after he won a gold, a silver, and three bronze medal awards at the first Seoul International Invention Fair in Korea. His gold medal was for an "effervescing vaginal insert with guava leaf extract."

I'm impressed. That's $25,000 US. But what exactally is the purpose of said vaginal insert?

smells_like_meat:..But what exactally is the purpose of said vaginal insert?

To get the sand out.

Where's the photoshopped picture of a beer bottle with a VitaminWater label?

Dellirium:
/20 litres of beer a year??
//pussies.

Seconded.
That's like 7 gallons of beer a year
8 - 16ozers to the gallon...

Hell, I know some people that would use up their 20 literes in a couple of weekends only drinking Saturday and Sunday.

Send a couple of Scots and Irishmen over there and we'd drink your country dry in a month!

Oh yeah, well I know some people that would use up their 20 liters in one weekend, only drinking on Thursday night, because that's when their weekend starts...because they're HARDCORE!

smells_like_meat:..But what exactally is the purpose of said vaginal insert?

To get the sand out.

Oh. I should have known. I hate it when that happens.

FTFA

He also created the K-9 chastity and incontinence belt for dogs.

Do virgin dogs taste like veal?

Arthur Jumbles: That's a really good idea. If you look at some of the ancient beer recipes from around the world you'll notice they tended to be rich in micro-nutrients and calorie rich..... liquid bread for the masses.

"It's not so different from the ancestral form of beer [the Egyptians] fed to the slaves who built their pyramids. Liquid bread. Kept them from starving, and knocked them out at night, so they wouldn't be inclined to insurrection."

I was going to invent beer-laced vitamins, but it took like thirty thousand of them to get you wasted, then made your pee smell funny.

gummyworm: smells_like_meat:..But what exactally is the purpose of said vaginal insert?

To get the sand out.

Or the centipedes.

www.stampedebeer.com
There is your vitamin laced beer.

whodigsben: As a Filipino, I am getting a buzz off these replies.

This! *hic* ;)

As an Italian American woman married to a Filipino, I can attest to this.

"Filipinos drink only on three occasions-when they are sad, when they are happy and in between"

I must be a Pilipino.

Thats 20 L / year for every Filipino 15 years and older... :)

Just a side note - they are only talking about beer... and for the folks I know well... beer was usually for the weekdays... or a 'starter'... weekends were spent with bottles of Tanduay ( Rum )...

Tuba and lambanog are big too... seen that being drank by the jug more than once...


Michael

Malang estimates the selling price of a 320-ml Vitamin Beer (minus the bottle) to be only P3. Including the bottle (or aluminum can) and labels, the price will go up to around P10.

So will this be available for purchase in a little plastic baggie at the sari-sari?

"MANILA, Philippines -- Invention is 5 percent inspiration and 95 percent perspiration, Thomas Alva Edison, one of the world's greatest inventors, said."

This quote has absolutely nothing to do with TFA. Lame, lazy reporting.

But if the VitaBeer helps prevent hangovers, sign me up.

You can take vitamins all day, but without the proper vehicle, your body will not absorb the vitamins at all.

Darth Phallus: From TFA:

He also created the K-9 chastity and incontinence belt for dogs

What?

That farking belt....

Remember this?

I believe they proposed something like this in scotland due to the heavy drinking... it was shot down for some reason; not sure why, probably a bunch of drunks running the place...

Beer na beer.

Danger Avoid Death:
I saw what you did there.

/I lapped.

I only drink by myself or with other people, so I know where this guy's coming from.

20 liters of beer = 56 beers. That's like a couple weekend's worth for many Farkers.

/thank god I can't drink like that any more
//or ever.

GunshipPolitico: It's like a meal in a pill in a bottle!
We are in the future!

Indeed:

Come to think of it a San Miguel Pale Pilsen would go down well right about now.

/Never took shore leave in the Philippines.
//Brother in law = San Miguel brew master.

i've never been as proud to be filipino as i am today.

I'll stick to my Sparks (pops).

Danger Avoid Death: Raging Thespian: In related news, fark is frequented entirely by Filipinos.

Then it would be called "Park".

I salute you.

barbaric.eric: Malang estimates the selling price of a 320-ml Vitamin Beer (minus the bottle) to be only P3. Including the bottle (or aluminum can) and labels, the price will go up to around P10.

So will this be available for purchase in a little plastic baggie at the sari-sari?

I miss seeing a sari-sari every 50 paces.

/I also miss green mangoes.
//and santol.
///and sinigang made with REAL tamarind....
////*cry*

luigibrasile -- you may not have realized this when you posted, but there's a woman in that picture! Seriously, go back and look.