Wants to poke you in places.

This article from Fark explains everything, officer.

/don't arrest me.

sexomnia: i have it.

no really.

/gf makes fun of me
//im dirty in my sleep

Looks like the Succubus is off the hook this time.

If you ever had a girlfriend with this particular "problem" you wouldn't be complaining.

Oh, you meant while the attacker was asleep.

I'm glad the other kind is still okay, then. Whew.

Isn't this also called marriage?

bonoboho: sexomnia: i have it.

no really.

/gf makes fun of me
//im dirty in my sleep

But does she think you're better while asleep? That'd be an awkward position.

Cagey B: Wants to poke you in places.

I miss Bret Blevins.

Morpheus wants to have a word with that character, though.

When I stopped fooling around in my sleep, the girlfriend complained. She thinks my subconscious has lost interest or something.

Sir Vanderhoot: bonoboho: sexomnia: i have it.

no really.

/gf makes fun of me
//im dirty in my sleep

But does she think you're better while asleep? That'd be an awkward position.

nah. aleep = no control = no stamina. 10-20 minutes tops when snoozin.

FTA: The case involves Jan Luedecke, a 35-year-old landscaper, who was acquitted on sexual assault charges by a judge who concluded he suffered an exotic form of parasomnia, or sleep disorder, and had been so deep in sleep that he could not form the intention to commit a sexual assault when he was found on top of Toronto woman.

I call it 'Friday Night Kegger'

blazemongr: Oh, you meant while the attacker was asleep.

I'm glad the other kind is still okay, then. Whew.

Someone is in your bed, you have a relationship with them, you are both sleeping, and it's rape if you engage in foreplay....

I bet spooning is rape too.

RoyBatty:
I bet spooning is rape too.

Only because spooning leads to forking.

I do that to my wife once in a while. It's a good thing she loves me. I've even done it to past girlfriends. None of them really complained, but I usually felt guilty when they told me about it the next day.

Sir Vanderhoot: bonoboho: sexomnia: i have it.

no really.

/gf makes fun of me
//im dirty in my sleep

But does she think you're better while asleep? That'd be an awkward position.

Wasn't that an episode of "Mad About You'?

/Friend of mine has a BF who does this to her on a regular basis.

Rape thread.

My husband occassionally does this. I usually find just telling him to roll over and go back to sleep in a firm voice does the trick.

Then the next night I fark his brains out just to make sure. If we're gonna bump uglies, he'd better remember it.

bonoboho: sexomnia: i have it.

no really.

/gf makes fun of me
//im dirty in my sleep

Me too!
I have been told the next day, its the best sex we have had. Wish I could remember it!

/depressed he can't remember it

My spouse says I do this occasionally. It's very embarrassing.

I make sure to get a private room on business trips

kidsizedcoffin: RoyBatty:
I bet spooning is rape too.

Only because spooning leads to forking.

Well done!

"What's that very sexy learning disorder, Kif?"

Sigh...

i wish my bf had this problem

i compensate for pretending i have this problem sometimes

I woke up in the middle of screwing once. I was 18 however and on vacation with a gf. It was very disconcerting.

Rozinante: When I stopped fooling around in my sleep, the girlfriend complained. She thinks my subconscious has lost interest or something.

Clearly she's no longer the girl of your dreams.

Is sexsomnia anything like sexlyexia? Cause that'd be hot.

I have sexsomnia, so I'm getting a kick... in the arse from my wife every 3rd night or so.

/Really died down now that the baby sleeps with us sometimes
//thank god... because that would be effing nasty

ftfa - ...and had been so deep in sleep that he could not form the intention to commit a sexual assault when he was found on top of Toronto woman.

He was on Toronto Woman? He did not choose wisely,...

dickhead Back to your room.

Thats one way to prevent morning wood.

judan: Clearly she's no longer the girl of your dreams.

I get the joke but this behavior, as well as sleep walking or sleep eating, occurs in deep sleep, when there are rarely any dreams. I guess that's why the judge said he couldn't have even formed the intention to rape, since he wasn't even dreaming.

I'm sorry, but how hard could it be to fend off a guy who's asleep? One good punch would wake him up, and if he continues, it's just plain rape. Something doesn't add up in this story.

Reminds me of the stories about Ambien, where people would eat a ton, or even go for a drive, while asleep. I know when I take it, a fire probably wouldn't wake me.

Wow, I didn't realize it was this common.

It's never bothered me - I'm asleep when it happens, after all - and I've never heard a complaint from anyone that I've dated, and a few girlfriends thought it was hot. The only real impact it's had on my life is that it's ensured that I avoid sharing a bed with anyone that I don't intend to be intimate with. My wife usually just tells me to wake up and go back to sleep when we have to get up early the next day. Otherwise it's just surprise sex. :D

/No kids makes that easier.

Ravie: I'm sorry, but how hard could it be to fend off a guy who's asleep? One good punch would wake him up, and if he continues, it's just plain rape. Something doesn't add up in this story.

Ravie, you can kill someone if you wake them up quickly from such a sleep.

(At least that's what I tell all my girlfriends.)

Ravie: I'm sorry, but how hard could it be to fend off a guy who's asleep? One good punch would wake him up, and if he continues, it's just plain rape. Something doesn't add up in this story.

This. Even though it happens while I'm dead asleep, generally the most it's ever taken was a good shake of my shoulder to get me to snap to. I suppose some people are more difficult to wake up, but still.

RoyBatty: Ravie: I'm sorry, but how hard could it be to fend off a guy who's asleep? One good punch would wake him up, and if he continues, it's just plain rape. Something doesn't add up in this story.

Ravie, you can kill someone if you wake them up quickly from such a sleep.

(At least that's what I tell all my girlfriends.)

LOL

/New keyboard, etc.

davynelson: I saw this the other day and it made me sick.
The guy got off with THAT?

Sleep rape OK? I don't think so.

More like, "Wake up asshole,you're going to jail."

/don't believe a word of it
//his victim should shoot his face off while sleepwalking

Ahhh, typical "men are guilty until proven guilty" feminist dogma. How does it feel to hate your own gender?

Ravie: I'm sorry, but how hard could it be to fend off a guy who's asleep? One good punch would wake him up, and if he continues, it's just plain rape. Something doesn't add up in this story.

I agree. Somethings just don't add up. If someone were making advances on me, while they were "asleep", that were not welcome, I'm pretty sure I could find a way to wake them up.

kidsizedcoffin: Reminds me of the stories about Ambien, where people would eat a ton, or even go for a drive, while asleep. I know when I take it, a fire probably wouldn't wake me.

You're not a Kennedy by any chance?

Is sexsomnia anything like sexlyexia? Cause that'd be hot.


Is sexlyexia when you stick your pines in her vingia?

My wife prefers sex with me when I'm sleeping, so I'm getting a kick...yada yada yada

/not kidding though
//or so she says

judge who concluded he suffered an exoticerotic form of parasomnia, or sleep disorder,


Fixed it.

OK. I'll ask. What if two guys were sleeping near each other -- like on a hunting trip or in the military? Does a sleeping dude differentiate between a male and a female? What if you put one of those body pillows next to him? And finally...

Do women have this? I'd suggest there's a national registry if so. Those are keepers.

no really, how would you know what hole to go after in a sleepy state of mind...?

mmmata: no really, how would you know what hole to go after in a sleepy state of mind...?

I think that geometry would prevent entry in certian locations without assistance. So I don't think that would be an issue.

Is sexlyexia when you stick your pines in her vingia?

Took me a second, but i loled.