So much WIN.

/+1

Sounds like they've turned a corner.

Strike up the brass band. Mission accomlished.

I can haz trip home nao?

This is awesome.

And, even if the defeatists try their best to say the opposite, terrorism CAN be defeated.

Tatsuma: This is awesome.

And, even if the defeatists try their best to say the opposite, terrorism CAN be defeated.

As can drugs. Defeat terrorism and drugs! Defeat abstract concepts! Removing civil liberties is the ultimate weapon!

Where's all the lefty-farkers to mock, diminish and discredit this piece of good news?

Certainly not in church...

You guys really don't understand what Al Qaeda is, do you?

I just feel so sorry for people. Just.. complete rubes.

Phil Moskowitz: You guys really don't understand what Al Qaeda is, do you?

It's not a truck...it's a series of tubes...

Hur Hur Hur, oreo pizza.

So we're almost back to square one? Al Qaeda in Iraq didn't exist until we invaded. Glad to see we're cleaning up our own mess a little bit...

Bill_Wick's_Friend: trike up the brass band. Mission accomlished.

OMG!!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! PLASTIC TURKEY!!! STOLEN ELECTION!!!!ELEVENTY ONE11!!!

Since this is on FAUX NEWS, it's a safe bet that Al Qaeda in Iraq is not weakened and that somehow FAUX news obviously skewed the facts in such a way that will show the surge worked and Bush is a God.

tonesskin: As can drugs. Defeat terrorism and drugs! Defeat abstract concepts! Removing civil liberties is the ultimate weapon!

Terrorism is not an abstract concept, and does not go against human nature.

That's why a federal war against the organized crime can succeed, but not on drugs.

well, good.

The First: Since this is on FAUX NEWS, it's a safe bet that Al Qaeda in Iraq is not weakened and that somehow FAUX news obviously skewed the facts in such a way that will show the surge worked and Bush is a God.

Please please please be sarcastic.

Any word on who'll be taking their place?

Tatsuma: The First: Since this is on FAUX NEWS, it's a safe bet that Al Qaeda in Iraq is not weakened and that somehow FAUX news obviously skewed the facts in such a way that will show the surge worked and Bush is a God.

Please please please be sarcastic.

Wellll, duh! :-D

Tatsuma: tonesskin: As can drugs. Defeat terrorism and drugs! Defeat abstract concepts! Removing civil liberties is the ultimate weapon!

Terrorism is not an abstract concept, and does not go against human nature.

That's why a federal war against the organized crime can succeed, but not on drugs.

Good for you honey.

Fluid: Any word on who'll be taking their place?

Al Qaeda in Afghanistan, followed by Al Qaeda in Syria, and finally Al Qaeda in Israel.

Two documents....from November....Reported exclusively on Fox News....

Yeah, I'll buy that for a dollar.

BravadoGT: Where's all the lefty-farkers to mock, diminish and discredit this piece of good news?

Certainly not in church...

Phil Moskowitz: You guys really don't understand what Al Qaeda is, do you?

Phil Moskowitz: I just feel so sorry for people. Just.. complete rubes.

Shaggy_C: So we're almost back to square one? Al Qaeda in Iraq didn't exist until we invaded. Glad to see we're cleaning up our own mess a little bit...

The First: Since this is on FAUX NEWS, it's a safe bet that Al Qaeda in Iraq is not weakened and that somehow FAUX news obviously skewed the facts in such a way that will show the surge worked and Bush is a God.

Ahhh....THERE they are!

Woo-HOO!

And somewhere Harry Reid (D-ouchebag) shrugs.

Set Snark on OVERLOAD!

I just read the diary entry and realize that this is as newsworthy as a Britney Spears crotch shot.

Tatsuma: tonesskin: As can drugs. Defeat terrorism and drugs! Defeat abstract concepts! Removing civil liberties is the ultimate weapon!

Terrorism is not an abstract concept, and does not go against human nature.

That's why a federal war against the organized crime can succeed, but not on drugs.

Terrorists can be defeated. Al Qaeda can be defeated. Calling it a "war on terror" is what makes it abstract and laughable. And it was made abstract on purpose.

Being in Anbar Province over the course of the last 2 years, I can honestly say that what they claim is true. We have not been attacked in Ramadi in over a year. The city sounds much quieter as well.

Good jorb US military
Good jorb Iraqi people and military!

BravadoGT:, did you read the entry? Can you explain what is meaningful about it to those of us who are too left-leaning and don't have the cognitive tools to understand complex issues that pro-war scholars understand?

Tatsuma: And, even if the defeatists try their best to say the opposite, terrorism CAN be defeated.

How much do you want to be that this time next year America will still be embroiled in Iraq, America will still be losing 1, 2, 3 troops a day to IEDs and snipers, Iraqis will still be dying by the dozens in car bombs and IEDs and suicide bombings and some jackhole from within the GOP or the military will issue a "things are getting better!" pollyanaish progress report?

From pre-war assessments (oil will pay for the reconstruction, flowers and candies) to mid-invasion assessmenets (six days, six weeks, certainly not six months) to the continuing nonsensical updates (mission accomplished, corner turned, last throes, #2 killed, #2 killed, #2 killed, #2 killed, #2 killed) it's been the same bleat for five solid years. How many times will these guys lie to you before you stop believing them?

Do you really believe them, or is your professing of belief easier for you than admitting that you've been wrong for so long on the subject?

George Bush gots the kida on the run, all the joos can sleep peaceful tonite.

Tatsuma: And, even if the defeatists try their best to say the opposite, terrorism CAN be defeated.

Yeah, Israel's a prime example of that.

Yeah, that was in that bastion of conservatism, the Washington Post, yesterday. So . . .

linky link link

But it's not on CNN, so it can't be true....

Mordis: Being in Anbar Province over the course of the last 2 years, I can honestly say that what they claim is true. We have not been attacked in Ramadi in over a year. The city sounds much quieter as well.

Good jorb US military
Good jorb Iraqi people and military!

Now that's sarcasm!

When will ppl learn that just because a city/twon is not attacked within a short period of time, does not mean the enemy is weakened. WTC was attacked in 1993 then waited until 2001 to strike again. So b.w 1994 and 2000 did it mean OBL was weakened and that we were winning?

thamike: Tatsuma: tonesskin: As can drugs. Defeat terrorism and drugs! Defeat abstract concepts! Removing civil liberties is the ultimate weapon!

Terrorism is not an abstract concept, and does not go against human nature.

That's why a federal war against the organized crime can succeed, but not on drugs.

Terrorists can be defeated. Al Qaeda can be defeated. Calling it a "war on terror" is what makes it abstract and laughable. And it was made abstract on purpose.

take that regression back one step. Anyone upset with America's attack and/or conquest of their country will adopt the most threatening posture possible. It doesn't cost anything to call yourself Al Qaeda. The fact that anyone uses that meme with any credibility is a testament to the American government WANTING to have an enemy.

albino rhino: Yeah, that was in that bastion of conservatism, the Washington Post, yesterday. So . . .

linky link link

So what? Some guy and his group of friends aren't doing well anymore.

So, Karl Rove is working for Fox and writing diaries?

thamike: Calling it a "war on terror" is what makes it abstract and laughable. And it was made abstract on purpose.

Because Permawar(TM) might have raised suspicions in even the dimmest of minds.

BravadoGT: Where's all the lefty-farkers to mock, diminish and discredit this piece of good news?

Certainly not in church...

HEY...the preacher is lookin' at YOU...wants you off the laptop and back to listenin' to the Bible teachin's!

nobozo: So, Karl Rove is working for Fox and writing diaries?

It's an election year.

Last strategy was to show vote Republican or the terrorist will win, this strategy seems to be the terrorists are weakened so keep voting republican.

I'd love to believe Iraq was free of terrorists.

But when the evidence of the day consists of a diary entry vs. a suicide bomber killing 25 and injuring 40, it sure feels like that's just wishful thinking.

The First: Now that's sarcasm!

No, that was totally serious. The people of Iraq are finally seeing that a better future and better life is ultimately up to them. They are stepping up and taking responsibility for that goal. I have said from the beginning that we could not succeed here without the Iraqi people finding some pride in their own country.

/end serious cat

yeah but what are his thoughts on britney spears and paris hilton?

Dear Diary,

I am very depressed today because people keep blaming us Al Qaeda for all the bad things in Iraq when it's not me at all that is doing all the roadside bombs and has oil pipelines bombed so hardly any oil is getting exported.

sigh,

Al Qaeda

IvyMike: I'd love to believe Iraq was free of terrorists.

But when the evidence of the day consists of a diary entry vs. a suicide bomber killing 25 and injuring 40, it sure feels like that's just wishful thinking.

You librullll

According to the FBI the other day, Al Qaeda is thriving and ready to attack the White House.

/can't find the article