It's a streetlight.

This story brought to you from 1976.

Looks like Miller was right:

"You know the way everybody is into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about the Bermuda Triangle, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer or a time machine."

Spaceship Yamamoto?

I was going to ask why didn't someone take a picture then I saw it happened in 1976. Timely story.

Why was my submission "Black Plague decimates Europe" not greenlighted?

FTA: "As I looked to the west we saw this very bright headlamp in the sky. All the cabin staff saw it too and I told the passengers. Then it was joined by two cigar-shaped objects as big and solid as battleships".

Close, but no cigar.

Lawinski had a premonition. B-b-but Clinton had a cigar.

...thirty-two years ago?

OMG, we're being invaded over 30 years ago!

I saw one too the filled the horizon.
About 5-6 other cars stopped on the road too.

We sat there watching it for what seemed like a half hour.

UFO thread needs pictures of Elizebeth Kucinich.

It musta been the Claw!

hey global
that isnt dennis's wife and she only showed up as imdb once
who is she
//likes teh ginger

"The Latest Ufo News, Top Developing Ufo Stories, Recent Ufo Sightings and the Newest UFO Videos and Pictures..."

Or not.

globalwarmingpraiser: UFO thread needs pictures of Elizebeth Kucinich.

I don't think that's Mrs. Kucinich.

It's a battleship! (pops)

Wait for the last monster on the list. You'll see why it's so appropriate.

(No, not a rick roll)

mutt07: FTFY

Holy crap! Has Carter been notified?!?

I've got some bad news for you guys. I just found out President Kennedy has been shot. I guess this means we'll be getting out of Viet Nam any day now. At least we can still try to put a man on the moon.

Wow! I'm convinced! (rolls eyes).

NHmike: I've got some bad news for you guys. I just found out President Kennedy has been shot. I guess this means we'll be getting out of Viet Nam any day now. At least we can still try to put a man on the moon.


Don't worry, I just heard the Cold War is over! Swings and roundabouts.


And that picture? I think it might be Amy Adams.

Since this unfortunate incident in the seventies, we I mean they only fly teh war-zeppelins at night.

I mean, "Swamp Gas."



/Swamp gas, truly.

TehLydzz: NHmike: I've got some bad news for you guys. I just found out President Kennedy has been shot. I guess this means we'll be getting out of Viet Nam any day now. At least we can still try to put a man on the moon.


Don't worry, I just heard the Cold War is over! Swings and roundabouts.


And that picture? I think it might be Amy Adams.

The North won...but Lincoln's .....dead...

Laugh all you want, you skeptics, but this is reason enough for me to invest my life savings in tinfoil futures.

I'm gonna be rich, I tells ya! RICH!

Everything was smaller back then. We gots WalMart sized now.

Battle ship?

Wanted for questioning.

During a speech delivered by the Pope, thousands of people saw the sun fall from the sky and smash into the Earth.

Eyewitness testimony is worse than anecdotal evidence.

Unsolicited finger orally?

They were only here to shake their groove thangs, shake their groove thangs.



/yea yea

So this is the key to getting greenlit?!

runs to dig up "not news" stories from teh '70's...

I can't find a link to confirm it, but I think Heath Ledger died...

...found it.
KCBS - Heath Ledger dies in NYC apartment

1977? What was the in-flight movie?

Damn, where did I put my flairs?
And whoah! Marie Osmond sure is hot. I hope she doesn't get fat and gravelly voiced when she's older.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: globalwarmingpraiser: UFO thread needs pictures of Elizebeth Kucinich.

I don't think that's Mrs. Kucinich.

I will never know how he landed her. Maybe she has a nutty troll fetish.

I'm serious about the War Zeppelins!

I don't know about the rest of you farkers, but I think King George III can take his Stamp Act and his Quartering Act and stick them up his ass. We'll have a goddamned revolution before we put up with anymore of his bullshiate.

/runs to get musket and tri-cornered hat.

//Bring it on, Redcoats!

Mr Miracle: hey global
that isnt dennis's wife and she only showed up as imdb once
who is she
//likes teh ginger

She is Elizabeth Kucinich, a hot redhead who married a nutty troll who got an ear transplant from Ross Perot. Teh ginger is teh hotness.

Headlamp in the sky?

/moonie
//Beth Kucinich
///*fap*

Plane piloted my Captain Wood.

/snort!

It wasn't a battleship, it was a fortress, super dimensional size.

I hear Congress is considering a 16th Amendment to the Constitution:

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

/There is no way in hell this will ever pass. Who, in their right mind, would ever vote for THIS?

it was ron paul's blimp gone back in time.

I was 9. I still don't care.