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(UfoSpider) Strange Three airliners, six pilots, their cabin crew and half the passengers witness UFO as big as a battle ship... simultaneously   (ufospider.com) divider line 129
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Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 09:18:51 AM  
It's a streetlight.

 
GoodCopBadCop [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 09:26:21 AM  
This story brought to you from 1976.

Looks like Miller was right:

"You know the way everybody is into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about the Bermuda Triangle, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer or a time machine."

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 09:27:08 AM  
Spaceship Yamamoto?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 10:26:26 AM  
I was going to ask why didn't someone take a picture then I saw it happened in 1976. Timely story.

 
gterz66 2008-02-10 10:30:30 AM  
Why was my submission "Black Plague decimates Europe" not greenlighted?

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 10:45:26 AM  
FTA: "As I looked to the west we saw this very bright headlamp in the sky. All the cabin staff saw it too and I told the passengers. Then it was joined by two cigar-shaped objects as big and solid as battleships".

Close, but no cigar.

 
panfried [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 10:57:36 AM  
Lawinski had a premonition. B-b-but Clinton had a cigar.

 
Black Lagoon 2008-02-10 11:04:07 AM  
...thirty-two years ago?

 
TxRabbit 2008-02-10 11:04:52 AM  
OMG, we're being invaded over 30 years ago!

 
WALMART.saves 2008-02-10 11:04:52 AM  
I saw one too the filled the horizon.
About 5-6 other cars stopped on the road too.

We sat there watching it for what seemed like a half hour.

 
mutt07 2008-02-10 11:05:50 AM  
www.hufos.net

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:05:50 AM  
UFO thread needs pictures of Elizebeth Kucinich.

cdn-channels.netscape.com

 
Oldiron_79 2008-02-10 11:13:28 AM  
www.murdoconline.net

 
Helen_Arigby 2008-02-10 11:14:49 AM  
It musta been the Claw!

 
Mr Miracle 2008-02-10 11:14:52 AM  
hey global
that isnt dennis's wife and she only showed up as imdb once
who is she
//likes teh ginger

 
eddie van heinous [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:15:22 AM  
"The Latest Ufo News, Top Developing Ufo Stories, Recent Ufo Sightings and the Newest UFO Videos and Pictures..."

Or not.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:16:27 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: UFO thread needs pictures of Elizebeth Kucinich.

I don't think that's Mrs. Kucinich.

 
JohDHJ [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:16:53 AM  
It's a battleship! (pops)

Wait for the last monster on the list. You'll see why it's so appropriate.

(No, not a rick roll)

 
Sgian Dubh 2008-02-10 11:17:05 AM  
mutt07: FTFY
pages.suddenlink.net

 
lifeboat 2008-02-10 11:17:09 AM  
Holy crap! Has Carter been notified?!?

 
NHmike 2008-02-10 11:17:50 AM  
I've got some bad news for you guys. I just found out President Kennedy has been shot. I guess this means we'll be getting out of Viet Nam any day now. At least we can still try to put a man on the moon.

 
buckler 2008-02-10 11:17:57 AM  
Wow! I'm convinced! (rolls eyes).

 
TehLydzz 2008-02-10 11:21:57 AM  
NHmike: I've got some bad news for you guys. I just found out President Kennedy has been shot. I guess this means we'll be getting out of Viet Nam any day now. At least we can still try to put a man on the moon.


Don't worry, I just heard the Cold War is over! Swings and roundabouts.


And that picture? I think it might be Amy Adams.

 
DrRatchet [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:24:37 AM  
Since this unfortunate incident in the seventies, we I mean they only fly teh war-zeppelins at night.

I mean, "Swamp Gas."



/Swamp gas, truly.

 
TxRabbit 2008-02-10 11:24:57 AM  
TehLydzz: NHmike: I've got some bad news for you guys. I just found out President Kennedy has been shot. I guess this means we'll be getting out of Viet Nam any day now. At least we can still try to put a man on the moon.


Don't worry, I just heard the Cold War is over! Swings and roundabouts.


And that picture? I think it might be Amy Adams.


The North won...but Lincoln's .....dead...

 
ShillinTheVillain 2008-02-10 11:26:00 AM  
Laugh all you want, you skeptics, but this is reason enough for me to invest my life savings in tinfoil futures.

I'm gonna be rich, I tells ya! RICH!

 
VushtrriBoy 2008-02-10 11:26:16 AM  
Everything was smaller back then. We gots WalMart sized now.

 
tekneex 2008-02-10 11:27:12 AM  
img85.imageshack.us

It's one of our own.. and yes, it IS a battleship!

 
systerchristian 2008-02-10 11:27:31 AM  
Battle ship?
images.boardgamegeek.com

 
akazanar 2008-02-10 11:27:53 AM  
www.kgwings.com

Wanted for questioning.

 
t3knomanser 2008-02-10 11:28:36 AM  
During a speech delivered by the Pope, thousands of people saw the sun fall from the sky and smash into the Earth.

Eyewitness testimony is worse than anecdotal evidence.

 
AllahAckbar 2008-02-10 11:28:38 AM  
Unsolicited finger orally?

 
T-Luv 2008-02-10 11:28:45 AM  
They were only here to shake their groove thangs, shake their groove thangs.

www.mooncostumes.com

/yea yea

 
SoldierBlue 2008-02-10 11:28:52 AM  
i199.photobucket.com

 
hoohoodilly 2008-02-10 11:28:58 AM  
So this is the key to getting greenlit?!

runs to dig up "not news" stories from teh '70's...

 
strothgar 2008-02-10 11:30:53 AM  
I can't find a link to confirm it, but I think Heath Ledger died...

...found it.
KCBS - Heath Ledger dies in NYC apartment

 
TxRabbit 2008-02-10 11:32:05 AM  
1977? What was the in-flight movie?
www.blueharvest.net

 
0Icky0 2008-02-10 11:33:43 AM  
Damn, where did I put my flairs?
And whoah! Marie Osmond sure is hot. I hope she doesn't get fat and gravelly voiced when she's older.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:34:37 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: globalwarmingpraiser: UFO thread needs pictures of Elizebeth Kucinich.

I don't think that's Mrs. Kucinich.


I will never know how he landed her. Maybe she has a nutty troll fetish.

 
DrRatchet [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:36:43 AM  
I'm serious about the War Zeppelins!

a52.g.akamaitech.net

 
NHmike 2008-02-10 11:37:12 AM  
I don't know about the rest of you farkers, but I think King George III can take his Stamp Act and his Quartering Act and stick them up his ass. We'll have a goddamned revolution before we put up with anymore of his bullshiate.

/runs to get musket and tri-cornered hat.

//Bring it on, Redcoats!

 
benmecha 2008-02-10 11:38:14 AM  
www.scifijapan.com

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:38:34 AM  
Mr Miracle: hey global
that isnt dennis's wife and she only showed up as imdb once
who is she
//likes teh ginger


She is Elizabeth Kucinich, a hot redhead who married a nutty troll who got an ear transplant from Ross Perot. Teh ginger is teh hotness.

 
grimatongueworm 2008-02-10 11:38:34 AM  
Headlamp in the sky?

/moonie
//Beth Kucinich
///*fap*

 
grimatongueworm 2008-02-10 11:39:37 AM  
Plane piloted my Captain Wood.

/snort!

 
Rat Bastard!!! 2008-02-10 11:43:15 AM  
www.mahq.net


It wasn't a battleship, it was a fortress, super dimensional size.

 
NHmike 2008-02-10 11:44:30 AM  
I hear Congress is considering a 16th Amendment to the Constitution:

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

/There is no way in hell this will ever pass. Who, in their right mind, would ever vote for THIS?

 
uptonogood 2008-02-10 11:47:32 AM  
it was ron paul's blimp gone back in time.

 
luigibrasile 2008-02-10 11:49:29 AM  
img156.imageshack.us

 
plywoodjungle 2008-02-10 11:49:34 AM  
I was 9. I still don't care.

 
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