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(Teachers Beards.org) Spiffy Help benefit a food pantry in submitter's neighborhood... by voting for the Ugly Teacher Beards of JEHS (w/pic brilliance)   (teacherbeards.org) divider line 58
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soze [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 11:44:16 AM  
Because when I want to help a food pantry, the first thing I do is jump on the Internets and start clicking things.

 
nobozo 2008-02-10 01:00:52 PM  
FTA 2. Grow your beard using only what nature gave you

I didn't know there was any another way.

/ a fertilizer maybe? testosterone cold cream?

 
KellyLockhart [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 01:38:37 PM  
nobozo: I didn't know there was any another way.

Rogaine.

 
D'Annunzio 2008-02-10 01:46:16 PM  
Super glue and the left overs on the barber shop floor.

 
GlassFaerie 2008-02-10 01:47:14 PM  
KellyLockhart: Rogaine.

*snickers at nobozo*

 
GCD 2008-02-10 01:48:26 PM  
D'Annunzio: Super glue and the left overs on the barber shop floor.

From the looks of it, some of them may need that to even come close to having their own beard.

/Looks like Grizzly Adams after a week.
//5 o'clock shadow begins at noon.

 
shawn82 2008-02-10 01:48:53 PM  
www.aris-dance.com


What?

 
Shaggy_C 2008-02-10 01:50:11 PM  
Hey subby, did you ask your mommy before posting things online?

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 01:50:39 PM  
Thanks anyway. But we have local food pantries that I will continue to support. I see no need to pay money to vote on beards of teachers I don't care about at a school I've never heard of in a town someplace or another.

 
Katastrfee 2008-02-10 01:50:49 PM  
Oh man...my high school....


ouch

 
Hack of all trades 2008-02-10 01:52:46 PM  
As a teacher with a beard...

 
HereComesTheScience 2008-02-10 01:52:54 PM  
www.nyscfosyr.org
www.nyscfosyr.org

Testosterone problems.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 01:53:38 PM  
Is something wrong with my browser or do only two of those guys have beards? WTF?

 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 2008-02-10 01:55:47 PM  
subby, how about you and your swashbuckling friends wait until you, you know, grow beards, before you ask us to judge your beard growing competition?

 
Zulgaines 2008-02-10 01:56:09 PM  
I vote Mr. Sinclair for the creepiest smile award.

 
Zulgaines 2008-02-10 01:57:11 PM  
You have to click on them to see their beard growths, oh geniuses of FARK.

 
Constance Velocity 2008-02-10 01:57:14 PM  
I'm still waiting for the page to load.

Maybe they should raise some money for website-design lessons.

 
thelordofcheese 2008-02-10 01:58:03 PM  
This thread is useless with pics.

 
Katastrfee 2008-02-10 01:58:14 PM  
HereComesTheScience: Testosterone problems.

That top picture was my varsity soccer coach, and the bottom one I never had a teacher and I can't remember his name.

 
Zulgaines 2008-02-10 01:59:01 PM  
Katastrfee: HereComesTheScience: Testosterone problems.

That top picture was my varsity soccer coach, and the bottom one I never had a teacher and I can't remember his name.



That's creepy Mr. Sinclair.

 
fufuomelet 2008-02-10 01:59:55 PM  
Beards are gross, I will not condone the growing of a beard for any cause.

 
Incredulous [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 02:00:41 PM  
shawn82: What?

I call threadjack!

Not that there's anything wrong with that. In fact, in this case at least, it ought to warrant a commendation.

Carry on.

 
Thatguy 2008-02-10 02:01:45 PM  
Funny idea, kids. I'm not going to vote/pay (I help with my local food bank) and I don't have time to sit and wait for the server to catch up. But still, funny idea.

 
Razner 2008-02-10 02:04:46 PM  
Just wondering if this is going to turn into an 'I'd hit it' thread.

 
the_good_senator 2008-02-10 02:05:23 PM  
Katastrfee: That top picture was my varsity soccer coach...

And I thought I was going to be the only farker who graduated from this high school. Haha, nice to know I was sadly mistaken.

 
Gridlock 2008-02-10 02:09:39 PM  
ne2d: Is something wrong with my browser or do only two of those guys have beards? WTF?

Actually quite a few more than 2.

 
Rozinante 2008-02-10 02:10:15 PM  
shawn82: What?

I came in here to say that.

 
Katastrfee 2008-02-10 02:11:19 PM  
the_good_senator: Katastrfee: That top picture was my varsity soccer coach...

And I thought I was going to be the only farker who graduated from this high school. Haha, nice to know I was sadly mistaken.



Haha!

Alright...personal recollections moving to email. Hit me up sometime, I'd love to hear about what you've been up to.

 
ursomniac [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 02:11:36 PM  
Razner: Just wondering if this is going to turn into an 'I'd hit it' thread.


Well, not ALL of them - but some are definitely hittable...

Just sayin'.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 02:15:39 PM  
Gridlock: ne2d: Is something wrong with my browser or do only two of those guys have beards? WTF?

Actually quite a few more than 2.


My bad--I forgot to wait ten minutes while the page loaded.

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 02:18:38 PM  
ne2d:

My bad--I forgot to wait ten minutes while the page loaded.


I'm glad I have a high-speed connection. It only took 8 1/2 minutes for me to load a page.

 
caelian 2008-02-10 02:25:38 PM  
I think it's a cute idea ~ voted ~ and also sent the link to my mom (who is a teacher) in hopes she will get her school to do something like this with the male teachers there ~
I support locally but this is just too cute to not play with... the entertainment value was well worth a dollar...

/easily amused

 
Zulgaines 2008-02-10 02:26:22 PM  
www.nyscfosyr.org

www.thecutereport.com

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 02:34:19 PM  
I suddenly feel much more manly. Thank you subby for brightening my Sunday afternoon!

 
Apophenia 2008-02-10 02:35:40 PM  
ursomniac: Razner: Just wondering if this is going to turn into an 'I'd hit it' thread.


Well, not ALL of them - but some are definitely hittable...

Just sayin'.


Yes, I came here to say that to. The first few I looked through I thought were pretty hot.
Oh, to be 15 again.

 
McDougal 2008-02-10 02:42:39 PM  
The nuns in my elementary school could easily beat these guys. Especially sisters Maria Assumpta and Gonzaga. (St Ephrem's, Brooklyn, long ago)

 
thelordofcheese 2008-02-10 02:46:20 PM  
Apophenia: ursomniac: Razner: Just wondering if this is going to turn into an 'I'd hit it' thread.


Well, not ALL of them - but some are definitely hittable...

Just sayin'.

Yes, I came here to say that to. The first few I looked through I thought were pretty hot.
Oh, to be 15 again.


One girl my ex went to school with became a stripper as soon as she turned 18, and one day the teacher all the girls had a crush on came in. Yeah, she sat on his lap and told him she was legal now.
/teacher sex thread?

 
cosmiquemuffin [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 02:51:22 PM  
MR BONDGREN FTW


www.nyscfosyr.org

 
techmaniac 2008-02-10 02:53:55 PM  
Mr. Larham looks like he's ready to snap!

 
Katastrfee 2008-02-10 02:54:16 PM  
I got a call from Kufs requesting a survey.

Farkettes...would or would you not hit Mr. Kufs, the Master of Scrabble and World History?

(Farkers may chime in too if you want)

 
Katastrfee 2008-02-10 02:56:16 PM  
Oh and I'll be a guitar lessons until around 5+ish, so I'll check in then.

 
biff1 [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 03:04:10 PM  
www.packetsense.netwww.packetsense.net

 
Dragynwing [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 03:29:21 PM  
I F*CKING HATE SUNDAYS.

 
CanadaHauntsMe 2008-02-10 03:31:36 PM  
Razner: Just wondering if this is going to turn into an 'I'd hit it' thread.

Mr. Best can call me when he shaves - kinda has a 'chunky Ryan Gosling' thing going on.

/looks like a gym teacher, though
//I got an F in the gym part of PE
///26-minute mile FTW!

 
Crude 2008-02-10 03:32:35 PM  
www.theage.com.au

gets my vote.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 04:16:34 PM  
cosmiquemuffin: MR BONDGREN FTW

He has twinkly eyes - I like him.

 
empres77 2008-02-10 04:21:47 PM  
My "worst beard" vote goes to Mr. Bondgren (see cosmiquemuffin's post), and the "I'd hit it because of the beard" vote goes to Mr. Alexander. Rowr.

/I hate facial hair

 
TheRealVera 2008-02-10 04:42:34 PM  
mr bondgren's beard totally looks like my husbands. lol.

kufs and larham are definitely cute in my book. i've got a thing for geeks, so i guess that's why i like my hubby so much. :) cardinale is kinda cute too, but he totally reminds me of Joshua from this past season's Beauty and the Geek.

mr. cardinale
farm3.static.flickr.com

Joshua
farm3.static.flickr.com

separated at birth??

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2008-02-10 04:53:16 PM  
I just came here to post a vaguely relevant picture of Dan Haggerty.
img177.imageshack.us
~GAR

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 04:56:43 PM  
empres77: and the "I'd hit it because of the beard" vote goes to Mr. Alexander. Rowr.

www.nyscfosyr.org

I was just thinking he'd clean up really, really well.

 
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