Man... I feel bad for the taxi driver. He had to eat that $400 tab.

I hope the driver was able to scrape the $400 out of the mess.

The driver said he stopped the cab underneath an overpass and when the woman got out, the man went after her

She didn't have to leave me
She didn't have to run
She didn't have to go without a word to anyone

/chilliwack

Prior to the accident, the couple had run up a $400 bill while taking the cab to Chilliwack from the Surrey, B.C., courthouse.

I'd recommend checking The Smoking Gun for more details later on.

"We thought we'd hit a cow or a piece of lumber..."

No, you hit something as bright as a cow or a piece of lumber.

Canuckleheads..

I just love it when people do their best to make the world a better place for everyone else.
And they even managed to make Fark in the process.



Bravo!

Down the street you can hear her scream, "You're a discrace"

As she slams the door in his drunken face

And now he stands outside while all the neighbors start to gossip and drool

He cries, "Oh, girl you must be mad, what happened to the sweet love you and me had"

Against the door he leans as he starts a scene

and his tears fall and burn the garden green

And so castles made of sand
melt into the sea
eventually

Phil Moskowitz: No, you hit something as bright as a cow or a piece of lumber.

LOL! Funnay.

As one of my role models, Nelson (from the simpsons) would say....... HAHA!!!

Bill_Wick's_Friend
The driver said he stopped the cab underneath an overpass and when the woman got out, the man went after her

She didn't have to leave me
She didn't have to run
She didn't have to go without a word to anyone

/chilliwack

They'll see the morning from the other side

i read the headline as "Drunk couple jump out of taxi to FARK in middle of highway. Speedbumpularity ensues"

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MEANING.
/shows where my head is
//late

FTFA: "Prior to the accident, the couple had run up a $400 bill while taking the cab to Chilliwack from the Surrey, B.C., courthouse."

perhaps they were not wanting to pay the bill...
/lame, i know

Couple of bumps on the road of life.

rcain: I just love it when people do their best to make the world a better place for everyone else.
And they even managed to make Fark in the process.



Bravo!

Dude, is that a monocle? I wish you could still get away with wearing that kind of awesome garb around.

/Without being a steam-punk weirdo.

Canadians are idiots.

Darwin is a fast worker.

Hey Farkers.... does this make up for the guy using his cig lighter to check the leaking gas line his dog dug up last week? I am sure Darwin is p*ssed that he got away.

I'm sure the woman was hyper-drama queen and started the whole "pull over an got out" BS, which led the man following her.

Probably to get her back in the car and back to her senses.

Then.... WHAM! WHAM!


/has been with a lot of women, for the most part they are batshiat crazy

//there are a few sane ones, but they are rare

A $400 tab for an 80km ride? Jesus Murphy, hire a limo, it'd be cheaper.

I'm amazed 8 cars managed to hit them. I hope the ambulance had a giant spatula on hand.

They had just come from the Surrey Courthouse, drunk? Explains a lot.

/born and raised in SOUTH Surrey/White Rock.

How is a Surrey girl different from a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

/Darwin FTW!

FunkOut: I'm amazed 8 cars managed to hit them. I hope the ambulance had a giant spatula on hand.

You've not been on this section of the Trans Canada Highway have you? Vehicals drive at 120-130kph and like they are all having buttsex. I'm suprised they weren't hit by more cars.

I feel bad for the people who hit them. It likely caused damage for one thing, but also, they had to see that grisly scene.

They didn't ask for that shiat.

$400 sounds like a ripoff from Surrey to Chilliwack. Yellow Cab will get you from Vancouver to Chilliwack for about $219 (pops). Maybe they were arguing over how to pay the inflated fare.

Phil Herup Quote 2008-02-10 08:12:37 AM
I'm sure the woman was hyper-drama queen and started the whole "pull over an got out" BS, which led the man following her.
Probably to get her back in the car and back to her senses.
Then.... WHAM! WHAM!

/has been with a lot of women, for the most part they are batshiat crazy

Ask someone you trust to explain the quality vs quantity thing to you re: females...

but as far as the article goes... I pretty much see it the same way (without giving the guy as much credit as you seem to be) but mostly, just feel awful for all the people who hit them...

You got a little something on your windshield there...

/two less idiots in the world

Q. Why does a Surrey girl drool?
A. Because she is full.

Q. What does a Surrey kid get for Christmas?
A. A Langley kid's bike.

Q- What do you say to a man from Surrey wearing a suit?
A- "Will the defendant please rise?"

Q. Why do Surrey girls drive cars with sunroofs?
A. More leg room.

Cool, a Darwin Double Header. I hope the cab driver at least managed to get the fare from the bodies before the cops got there.

The crazy neighbors were in the street fighting today, the guy got the lady calmed down and took off just before the cops rolled up.

What is with crazy fighting couples always hanging out in the middle of roads?

hahaha! good. people that get ass-drunk in public are assholes. People that argue in public are assholes. People that run around in major roadways are assholes. Three strikes, you're out...